Things That Amuse You V.3

[anxietee.]

[[deleted user 39490]]

** Possible Game of Thrones Spoilers **

[MoonStone00]

On a really long car drive to Florida and my uncle took out his Bluetooth ear piece as it shut off he went to explain it has battery conservation but instead he said battery constipation cx help me its almost kid night and I can't sleep.

[Wyverncult]

me:
so, oowada's birthday was on the ninth of june.
dad:
mhm?
me:
you remember oowada, right? mondo oowada? he died?
me:
he's butter now.
dad:

me, realizing my unintentional pun:
h'eS ALL BUTTER NOW,,,,,
dad:
oH MY GOD,

[nyacinth]

I was looking for a pic of Voldemort to compare it to the guy in a physics revision video, and one of the first results...
ok

"I'm going to watch physics revision videos!"
*gets through 2 before switching to SU theory videos*

I found out how to look at your first posts, and 3 1/2 years ago...
- roleplaying
- I spelt terrapin terrorpin
- I used lol and a lot of exclamation points
- I was actually quite rude? in my first month or so
- "i dont really have anything odd about myself" sure
- "Re: Things That Annoy You [v.53]
when older CS members are bossing us newbies around like they've been on here from the start! " crying

There's a new teacher called Mr. Hussie at our school... :3c

[areadbhar]

I was looking for a pic of Voldemort to compare it to the guy in a physics revision video, and one of the first results...
ok

"I'm going to watch physics revision videos!"
*gets through 2 before switching to SU theory videos*

I found out how to look at your first posts, and 3 1/2 years ago...
- roleplaying
- I spelt terrapin terrorpin
- I used lol and a lot of exclamation points
- I was actually quite rude? in my first month or so
- "i dont really have anything odd about myself" sure
- "Re: Things That Annoy You [v.53]
when older CS members are bossing us newbies around like they've been on here from the start! " crying

There's a new teacher called Mr. Hussie at our school... :3c

Ooh I wanna see my old posts, let's see. Hmm, an rp, cool, so it's about a cruise ship rp, okay, let me see my character. Okay, normal names... good... okay...

Reason For Coming on the Ship: The plane crash landed in the ocean as the cruise was leaving and she got rescued but her parents didn't

SHE WAS IN A PLANE CRASH AND SURVIVED OH GOD OLD RP ME
Alright, let's see some more old posts...
-Confusion of their, they're, there.
-Confusion of your and you're.
-Unsolved mystery of "User is inactive:Profile details changed" on someone's account... I'm actually really curious about that.
-Declining trades because the pet being requested was a pound pet and sent me a PM.
-Unnecessary commas.
-Loads of typos when I first started rping like on the rp rules of one warrior cats thing:

-Don't beg for deputy, you will earn it.
-Do not be rude in character or OOC. (Lol in character? That means cats can't have a single enemy.)
-Don't make original characters, please. You can make a character like one of the real characters, but not exactly like it. (best typo)
The reason why not accepted is (this isn't a typo just my lack of grammar)

Also, that rp lasted for like one roleplay post. I'm not even kidding. It went like this:
People: Can we start?
Me: Sure.
Person: *a single rp post*
*hiatus for a month until i post*
Me: GUYS THE RP'S BEING RESTARTED PUT YOUR CHARACTER FORMS OVER HERE! *link to slightly better with a bit more grammar but still trashy rp*

[Aliria]

I recently heard a few little boys talking about Star Wars.

One of them apparently thought Tuscan Radiators were pretty cool.

[the force awakens.]

My aunt takes all of her financial advice from one talk show host that is apparently some type of great financial host?
My aunt literally named their new puppy after them and just sold her lakeside property because of his retirement tips.

[Wyverncult]

Franziska looks a lil old for a 2 year old


now we know how Franzi became a prosecutor at such a young age
when you are a von Karma you have to grow at double speed in order to reach your full potential. Manfred sprinkles a special blend of fertilizer on his children every night as they sleep



oh? my god??

[frankie (dup)]

OH MY GOODNESS.
Am I the only one who finds this amusing?