Things That Amuse You V.3

[0000007]

my moms friends son is a smooth savage he's like 7 I'm dying
he has this really cute little kid crush on me so
I'm like 'alright I got to go home' and he goes 'no you're not, you're going home' and I say, 'that's what I said' and he says, 'yeah, with me''

[dogbrain]

My obsession with soft hair and fur. SOFT THINGS IN GENERAL.

... I can't stop feeling my own hair, first off. And everytime I see a fluffy dog breed, I must pet it's fur and submerge my face in their fluff or I will die. Ofc I ask the owner first.^^;

[forgive!]

my cat cant sleep w out moving like 4,787 times shes like me lol

[- ; bonk!]

in german the word for skunk is "stinktier" which literally means "stink animal"
poor little stinktier, that's an unfortunate name

[autumnsoundtrack]

For some reason I keep being tied to this one sophomore. Literally we are so similar it's scary; hair type, body type, interests, etc. Then it was with my ex-friend I had a fling with (who was her ex-boyfriend), and now it's her other ex-boyfriend who tried to get my number via our mutual friend. I literally cannot escape this girl I've never met before but for some reason I'm always being tied back to her and at this point I feel like we should be friends.

[SingSangJisung]

When you wait five months for a sigi and they cancel and say they don't have the time

[Halsin]

im cryin i made a post on tumblr with a bunch of Chrom puns and the tags are killing me

#I WILL USE THESE
#dammit chrom
#important
#THE BEST MEME
#gods no
#I salute you
#the hero we deserve
#thank you for your chromtribution
#DONT YOU DARE
#good
#I FIND THIS HIGHLY IMPORTANT
#same
#@chromedy I'm surprise this wasn't you
#I'm also still the chrom police nice
#this is a sin
#torture i stg
#nice
#normally i would reblog to my personal but this is so very good my dudes i love it so much
#somebody else who can chrompletely understand my languae
#i mean chrom on this is impressive!
#chrom puns are a very important part of life; i simply cannot chromprehend just how important they are though..
#me
#:3cc
#OMG
#it's chrom
#that was a pun
#OHMYGOD
#i can die happily now

[nerf this!]

this.

[mandalorian]

dan's latest instagram post and the caption i just ...

[areadbhar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7 ... =EdukayFUN
i almost cried i laughed so hard idk why it was so funny