Dear _______,
Do you love me? Or do you only like me? Judging by your X-mas and Valentine's cards, you love me. But, if that is the case, what the h*** was that on V-day? You gave me chocoalte, and a really sweet card. But...Why did you give the same thing to HER? I know you two have been friends for longer than I've known you. But...she said she didn't like you anymore. Not like that. I know this is a lie. I see how she acts around you. What I can't figure out is if you like her too.
Also, you say you don't want to 'date' until you are sixteen. Um...how does that make sense? If anybody asks you if we are bf-gf, you say no, or avoid answering. Then, later, you hold my hand, wrap your arms around me, and sign your cards with 'Love, _____'. Don't get me wrong, I love you to death. My heart skips a beat every time you touch me. I feel like melting when you put your arms around me. But...I just can't figure out what it means. What's going on in your head, boy?
I really, REALLY hope you never see this, because you said to never say the L word. I wish I could say this to your face, but I'm not sure you'd understand. No offense, but you're as dim and as sweet as a toffee-covered lantern.
All my love, Leechie