Favorite Quotes

[Jade Mystic]

I love cats ^^

She sights a Bird--she chuckles--
She flattens--then she crawls--
She runs without the look of feet--
Her eyes increase to Balls--
~Emily Dickinson

Hey, what can I say? I love poetry, and I love cats...

A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.
~Sarah Thompson

Contrary to popular belief, my cat actually comes half of the time I call him... in fact, when he's outside and my parents wwant him home, they always make me call him since I've got 'the magic touch'

The thing about cats,
As you may find,
Is that no one knows
What they have in mind.
~John Ciardi

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
~Jay Leno

Lol, so true...

MY QUOTES!!!

[When talking to any person about a missing stapler]

Me: "Maybe a tribe stole it and melted it for use as a ceremonial goo or something"

Classmate: "... you scare me with your imagination"

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Me: Did you know that jellyfish has 64 anuses?

Mrs. Veale (science teacher): ... HanQi, I don't know, and I didn't really need to know.

Me: Well, I thought you would since you were the science teacher!

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Why would I want people to like me for something that I'm not?
~Me

We are always telling others to 'not judge people by their first impressions', but how many of us had taken our own advice?
~Me

[Attic]

"Youtube is a dangerous place." ~ Me.

I used to think random stuff, then stick them on the Personal Message of my MSN, this is one of them.

People who have been rickrolled, and/or accidentally stumbled on "Scary-Pop-Up-At-Last-Second" videos will agree. *solemn nod*

Also from my favourite pair of DJs:

"Love is like flying a kite, you're being tied down, but you feel happy." ~Shan and Ross

It's okay if you don't know them, they're from my local station, anyway.

[squeaker11]

"I'm so smart, I know the cure for cancer. I just don't know what to do with it yet." -This is me.

Ryo (imaginary friend)-You know what I wanna be when I grow up?
Me: A talking hyena?
Ryo: No, I already am that. You really wanna know?
Me: Yes.
Ryo: Really?
Me: Just tell me already!
Ryo: I wanna be...*Takes a deep breath*....A..
Me: Spit it out!
Ryo: ...You were right. I wanna be a hyena.

My imaginary friend thinks of all sorts of funny things to say. You should hear him some time. Oh, wait, you can't! XD

[kagemaru]

Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

from princess bride

[Sapphirescript]

in a world of cheerios be a froot loop XD -i thought of it then i saw somen one have it

what happend to your head
o a steel beam fell on it -bleach anime cartoon XD

friends are like chips you eat them they die -grabthesunshine

ok im at the end of the rainbow WHERES MY GOLD?-a username i have frogottn but its not mine

O YEAH - kool aid man (im not random.... much

when life gives you lemons mae some root beer - veggie tales -_-*

im in the middle of somen !! -me

friends help you clean up horse poo best friends throw it at you - friend

last time i used the kitchen i set the oven on fire
...expert in flambe -fresh prince of bellair


AND FINNALY

Hi -cheese- foster home for imanginary friends

[TaraRayne]

Some my favorite quotes. The first one is probably my all time favorite.

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God.--
Thomas Jefferson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.--
Alice Walker

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.--
Anais Nin

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.--
Anais Nin

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.--
Ulysses S. Grant

[Cookie]

I've always kind of liked the quote
"And then the lion fell in love with the lamb"
or something around that. It's from the book Twilight.

Wow, Extremely close to one of my favorite quotes from the Bible
"Then the Lion will lie down with the Lamb"
XDXD

And I have far to many favorite quotes, And I cannot decide which ones to post soo I'll quote my best friend xD

"I got these bracelets for us, Mine says Best and yours says friend...
So I'm the Best and your just the friend!"

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We laughed for a while afterwords!
Okay sorry I know it's not great but I constantly miss my BFF and she came just recently, which is when she said that. :3

[sketma]

Crichton:CRACKERS DON'T MATTER

Crichton:Hi... Honey. Huh. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill... more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children... maybe.

Crichton: D, we may have to stick Granny in a home.
D'ARGO: I think we should burn her.
Crichton: You burn your old folks?
D'ARGO: No. It just... sounded like a good idea

Crichton: Cross my heart, slap me dead, stick a lobster on my head

all from one of my fav shows Farscape

[kayle]

Hmmm... Some of my favs...

"Does not the caterpillar change it's shape to become a beautiful butterfly? Or the pill bug and the hedgehog change shape to defend themselves? Why, then, is it so hard to imagine a man becoming a wolf?"
-Maha, from Golden Sun, The Lost Age.

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonarda DaVinci

"A true friend is one soul in two bodies."
-Aristotle

"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."
-John Milton

"I may be drunk, miss, but, in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill

More to come later...

[Smithereens]

From Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

""Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."
That quote is sooo funny!

I've always kind of liked the quote
"And then the lion fell in love with the lamb"
or something around that. It's from the book Twilight.

And I love this 1 2! I got a Twilight bookmark today and it said that
I like a lot more quotes from the Twilight series but it would take a while 2 write them all lol

ahaha^^emmett is always funny xD