Write a Letter You Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Noni Gailin Ayrenin~]

Dear Teddy;

Thank you for wasting yet another one of my Saturday mornings, with plans YOU set out, and Decided to Bail out on.
I don't think you understand how infuriating it is to go through the trouble of getting ready to go somewhere, only to be told "We'll have to hold off until tomorrow".
You know what, you can choke on those words, because you'll be lucky if I even bother to get my rear end out of bed at a human hour tomorrow.

I'm so glad we're just friends, and not dating, because this is the kind of crap that can end a relationship.
But you know what, I am going out later today anyway, and you know what? I'm feelin like I'm looking good.
It may only be Walmart, but imma finna look good, damnit.

--Novi.

[Mooshidog]

Dear -----,

My mom really wants to see your mom. So I'll get to see you. I don't remember you one bit. How you look, sound, everything. You probably remember me as the sweet, short hair blonde that is obsessed with pink. Now I'm a small long haired dirty blond who is shy, caring, and sad who likes blues and grays. You will see me one day in heels and a mini dress. Im scared you'll judge me. You are a shy girl who is grown to love outside. Which I'm not. I'm obsessed with my phone and social media. I don't think you've ever seen social media before. Wait till I show you snapchat...
I hope everything goes okay and you dont judge me. I'll see you and become shy. I don't know anything about you anymore.
And boy am I a new person.

[Yubel Fated]

Dear Crunchyroll

Why do I have to have premium to watch Naruto? I understand with the whole we need payment thing,
But... I dont have payments. Dont have the monz.... And I dont think we could bingewatch this for 14
days straight. Considering many factors that we have in place.

If I can't watch it on you I shall go somewhere else that doesn't give me virus'! However long that may
take to relive nostalgia with my mom over this strange strange ninja show. I'm really hoping that I can
though.

Crossing my fingers,
WinterSerperior.

[Tinkpetz]

Will,

Why can't I just leave you in the past?
So much of my past revolved around you and I struggle to let you go. I am furious with you and how you handled things. I have met present you and decided we couldn't get along anymore. You have a whole other life now.
You wanted to be left in my past.
Maybe that's why I can't let you go; because that would make things easier for you. And you hurt me.
I hope soon I will learn how to stop hurting myself with thoughts of you.
Go away.

Tobi

[nyctophilia]

N,
I thought I wanted to be your friend. Now that I see how destructive you are, I've changed my mind. Please stay away from me.

A,
You're a good guy. You're real, and honest, and kind. I think we will be good friends.

Hubby,
What even is this relationship...

[katarinabluu]

dear c
lmao
youre so overdramatic - get over it

[IQuit;;]

dear cousin

lol you think nb and pan people don't exist??
well I guess I'm not real o well bc I use neutral pronouns and am panromantic.
AND you identified as pan for the longest time?
glad you're far away I'd fist fight you for being stupid.
also stop calling yourself racial slurs you are the whitest person in the world.
also nobody cares about your stupid boyfriend.
and stop begging for attention every 5 minutes. you fish for compliments harder than anyone I've ever known.
and I know a lot of compliment and attention seekers.
people like you shouldn't be allowed on the internet. go read a book and get off Facebook. although you are such an idiot I question if you'd even be able to read.

[froghands]

dear tfb,
can i plz see one of ur concerts soon thx

dear h,
ur the best keep it up bro

dear x,
i know youre having a hard time but just keep going. i promise itll get better, friend.

dear n,
can you please stop talking about who you now like? it really hurts me. i know i should be over it but im really not.

dear o,
just hang in there, you will make more friends soon!!!!! ur gonna be alright dude :>

dear everyone,
i love u and keep it up!! youre doin great

[bioshocked]

Dear R,

Please stop being someone your not. And maybe use your contacts to notice me once in a while?

Much love,

Your friend? It think we are friends? I forgot

[grapebats]

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