by The Postal Dude » Mon May 06, 2019 7:51 pm
Oh boy my time to shine. I'm well-known around my friends for eating things I shouldn't.
From what I can remember off the top of my head: Melted butter, ants, prone to eating food off the floor, coffee with sriracha, biscuits and gravy with whipped cream, pencil shavings, coca cola and beef broth mixed together, used to drink straight salt water, raw beef/raw bacon, balls of wasabi, oreos dipped in beef gravy, rock (once), all of my hot sauce collection mixed together with onions and lemon juice and drank (on a dare). One time a friend tried to feed me a biscuit with strawberry yogurt on it that was heavily covered in salt, but THAT one actually almost made me throw up.
Here's a secret...
It's always funny until someone gets hurt... and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
Mason - it/he (trans guy) - gay