Favorite Quotes

[Selcouth]

I HAS A NEW FAVORITE. 8D
“Loving someone so much you would die for them is actually pretty stupid; the much better/harder/admirable thing is to love someone so much you would live for them.”
From the comments of a Tsubasa fan fiction. XD;;;

[MacabreVampire]

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted,"---John Lennon

[Phantasmagoria]

...Duane Scrod Sr. opened the screen door and propped it ajar with one knee. "What did D.J. do now?" he asked.
"D.J.?"
"Duane Junior. I know he must've done something bad because (a) you're here and (b) he's not."...

-- Page 20, Paragraph 6, Scat by Carl Hiaasen

[gossypiumYeoman]

Mine's from the movie Will Ferrel: Land of the Lost. Holly and the person Will played (i forgot his characters name) said this. Here it is:

Holly: Do you know what this means?
response: Yes! It means MATT LAOUR CAN SUCK IT!

if you dont get it, you have to watch the movie

[rabbithaver]

Some of the stuff I said:

"Look, if you can't explain to me what you were doing, I don't want to know what you did." -Me to a dude in my class with the brains of a cabbage

"We're idiots." "Well, who the flipping heck ain't?"
Conversation with me and a friend.

"Oh My Gosh! Its incredible! Oh, and there's something in a jar." Me on a field trip to a museum when my former boyfriend and I walk into the Human Body section

"When a boy and a girl don't like each other, they launch firecrackers at each other. When a boy and I don't like each other, I launch cinderblocks." Me when a friend of mine told me she broke up

"Well, if you don't know where you are don't ask me, 'cause I'm at home watching TV and Chicken Smoothie-ing." Me when an enemy of mine called me on her cell when she was lost

In church, we did a Telephone game. Here's what I heard:
"A brother and sister where running. The brother fell down the hole. The sister got him out."
This is what I said after the game:
"The brother must've been the special kind of stupid to fall down a hole. The sister shoulda just left him there so she could have his allowance."

"THings don't go smooth! WHY DON'T THINGS GO SMOOTH?!" -Me after I was almost snakebit

"Animals teach us many things. For one, they teach us that we're only human. They also teach us how to get eaten." Me at the Denver Zoo

"If we could all learn something at school, I think it would be how to shut up." me when our teacher was trying to get the class to be quiet

"Martial arts were made up by a guy who hated his brother." Me after a tae kwon do session for a friend's birthday party

"If school wanted to tech us effectively, they'd have their own TV channel." Me after school

"When someone is smart, they use the only brain they have. When I'm smart, I just listen to the one thing that won't let me down. OOH! A BUMBLEBEE!!!" Me at Roxburogh Park

"Me? Awesome? Nooooooo, REALLY?" me when talking to a boy who just called me pathetic

"If war movies teach us anything, its to stay the heck away from them." Me after watching 'Saving Private Ryan'

[Kinarra]

"There's an old Earth saying. 'The road to hell is paved with good intentions'."
Seven blinked. "Hell must be populated with Starfleet officers."
Janeway stared at her for a few moments and then started laughing.

The Borg raised one eyebrow. "And that you… mated… with Tom Paris!"
"I was a lizard at the time!"
"I would think that you would have to be."
Janeway couldn't stop laughing. "Seven, be nice."

I think both of those came from the same story and I can't remember the name
And these are ones my girl friend and I made up when we played star trek voyager elite force together, we were on crack at the time

1, 2, 3, 4, I declair a borg war! - Valkris
I should know... but I don't - Me
He's shooting at you! Hit the crap button! - Me (this is the crack speaking xD)
I'll kick you where it doesn't hurt! - Valkris
Starfleet, we're not built for jumping, we're built for humping. - Valkris
Come on you hard, cold, stoney fox - Valkris to the person on the game xD
In my opinion, you can always kill something - Me
I'd shoot myself in the head and say "Darn it!" - Valkris

[gossypiumYeoman]

are you... SERIOUS? crack is a drug, drugs ruin your LIFE...

[Phantasmagoria]

are you... SERIOUS? crack is a drug, drugs ruin your LIFE...

And you're telling me you have never done any drugs? And not all drugs ruin your life. Ibuprofen always helps.<3

[gossypiumYeoman]

You know what I meant. CS doesn't need people like you in the forums, if that's how you always talk.

[Adelle]

You know what I meant. CS doesn't need people like you in the forums, if that's how you always talk.

Please edit that post, that was very rude.