Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid

[Moiraine]

-thought my grandma's sister was the fairy godmother from cinderella. family tried to tell me she was not but i never listened

First of all this is adorable, second of all as a toddler I convinced myself that my great-aunt was one of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty. To this day I still think of her as 'Aunt Merryweather' and as far as I'm aware, other family members still call her that on occasion too!

[i<3 wolves678]

If anyone ever saw the movie “The Borrowers,” it had me convinced as a kid that there were tiny people living in the walls and floorboards of my house, to the point I even sometimes left out toys for them Incase they got bored :’)

Like i’ve said before... I truly was an interesting child.

[PixelChan]

Oh, I was such a creative child who thought crazy things... and I still am very creative :3
Every day I thought I was a different animal. Often I would be a deer, but I was other things too like cats, squirrels, tigers... and when -I swam I thought I was a dolphin or orca. I was so into this that depending on the animal I was, I'd act different in personality (like if I was a deer I would run around in the woods behind my house, and if I was a squirrel I would climb trees), and even eat different things depending on the animal I thought I was's diet. So I was basically an otherkin at a super young age.
-I thought rain was god's tears or sweat.
-I thought that if I walked in my house's hallways at night monsters ans clowns would come into my house.
-I worried that a wolf or pirate would break in.
-I thought that taping lots of leaves to my arms would allow me to fly (I tried, it did not work of course).
-I thought my toys had feelings.

[spirited away]

Growing up in the US
at Disneyland California, when my family went to visit
the ride Indiana Jones, the little trick is
you looking into the eyes anywhere
and you become a skeleton!
I was crying, I was broken, I wanted to get off that ride!
Then earlier this year I went to Paris, Disneyland...
the Indiana Jones ride there is outside lol
Years ago is when my dad made me cry my eyes out,
recently after years and years from being on the California Indiana Jones ride
I went on it after getting back from Paris Disneyland...
I'm so shocked by how stupid I was to believe that I would become a skeleton

(I dont want to sound spoiled or rich, my family has been saving up for a VERY LONG TIME)

[NightMate]

Well, I used to think that lollipop glows in traffic lights .__. I was a stupid kid without candies)

[FoldOutChair]

When I was about four I was obsessed with wolves and dragons, and convinced myself that I would be able to turn into a wolf that had wings. of course I never did, but I was so positive that it would happen, and my parents would ask me "anything yet?" No. :,)

And for some reason I thought that pokemon was called "cookiemon"?? I don't know why I thought that but oh well.

And my grandma's name is Peggy but when I was little I called her "Grandma Piggy"


I also used to think that you got pregnant whether you wanted to or not, so I'd always get really upset about it because I really didn't want to give birth.

[glass house]

When I was about four I was obsessed with wolves and dragons, and convinced myself that I would be able to turn into a wolf that had wings. of course I never did, but I was so positive that it would happen, and my parents would ask me "anything yet?" No. :,)

And for some reason I thought that pokemon was called "cookiemon"?? I don't know why I thought that but oh well.

And my grandma's name is Peggy but when I was little I called her "Grandma Piggy"


I also used to think that you got pregnant whether you wanted to or not, so I'd always get really upset about it because I really didn't want to give birth.

Oh my gosh, same on that last part hahaha

[glass house]

I used to think the Caribbean was somewhere in/near Europe...

lol, my friend joined, but never comes on, so Imma post for her. Apparently she told me she used to think Europe was a country, so when she was little, she couldn't decide whether she wanted to go to England when she grew up, or go to Europe.

wait Europe isn't a country? I need to go back to school :')

[juncotalons]

When i was little, I pronounced “suitcase” like “soup-case” and I thought they were used for carrying soup. I had a stain on the tiny suitcase I had, and I thought it was from soup spilling.

[artemisdarling]

I thought after triple was, "fourtaquaple,".