Things That Amuse You! Thread Six!

[mal du pays]

http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl

LolwhutisthisIdonteven.
My super power is controlling ants which is so ironic considering that there are like ten ants around me right now omq.
/Mind read.

OMG ITS PSYCHIC

Magical skateboard? Death the Kid anyone? 8D

An exeptional sense of smell....so true

Err....but wth...

Death dealing minigun made of cloth? wut.

I lord over a cluster of owls....lmao

Jump into the minds of others using an unheard-of minivan? omgwthbbq

The power to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to boost her immunity to exhaustion? Cool..

But then it says I suffer from being powerless.

Wut.

Here's one.. for me..

Fluffy Alois Trancy has been known to make children appear from nowhere. Additionally, she has a reputation for an unusual fortitude and she lords over a assortment of rhinoceroses. Fluffy Alois Trancy is able to view distant locations with her mind and she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against a series of foes. Also, she has the power to change shape into a squid, but can only do so once a minute. Fluffy Alois Trancy has learned to tunnel through solid fluid, however doing so makes her out of control during combat for six seconds. She can transform any rabbit into a man and she developed the talent to transform fire into string. Lamentably, Fluffy Alois Trancy is especially vulnerable to silver-based attacks.

.. Sebastian, anyone? XD

Oh! Another!

Fluffy Alois Trancy has a reputation for a remarkable pack of tools. Additionally, she brawls using a devastating dagger made from corbomite and she has the ability to become gigantic. Fluffy Alois Trancy can absorb the damage from magnetism and use it to increase her strength and she has been known to tunnel through solid mental energy. Also, she developed the talent to transform rock into glass and she has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all fluid with a thought. Fluffy Alois Trancy has the power to transform any monkey into a seahorse and she possesses the power to make duplicates of herself, but never while thinking hard. Shamefully, Fluffy Alois Trancy is well-known for being stupid.

XD

[Party Poison.]

Shamefully, Fluffy Alois Trancy is well-known for being stupid.

XD

/brbdying
XD

[pudding.]

Puddinghead has the power to absorb the damage from aging and redirect it toward a single attacker. Additionally, she developed the talent to take control of cats and she has been known to transform any lynx into a zebra. Puddinghead has learned to view distant locations with her mind and she can make duplicates of herself, but never while carrying her scepter. She likewise is known for her unimaginable luck and she has mastered the ability to steal the size of her opponents and use it against them. Puddinghead resists assailants using a venomous dagger that can force foes to freeze in place. Shamefully, Puddinghead is notorious for being sticky.

Everything sounds good except...notorious for being sticky?

[Party Poison.]

She likewise has the ability to slide along ramps of string using a staggering tank and she lords over a bundle of pigs. Shamefully, Passing Memories is infamous for being homeless.

I'm infamous for being... homeless?
XD

[Alucardigan]

-Soul- has the power to walk by swinging from nearby buildings.

-Soul- has mastered the ability to transform any fly into a rabbit, however using this power draws a lot of attention.

-Soul- battles enemies wielding a cruel assortment of spines made from fire.

lmao I can't get enough of this!

-Soul- combats adversaries using a terrifying trained lion that can force rivals to drop all possessions, however doing so makes her homeless for ten minutes.

Fuq yes.

I'm also officially stalking this thread. C8

[CodeOtter]

Codelyoko12lover can confuse the fears of an adversary. Additionally, she rides an unheard-of tank into battle, however never in darkness. Codelyoko12lover has mastered the ability to launch javelins from her stinger toward a single combatant, but never when concentrating. Also, she is protected from damage by a force field and she developed the talent to change shape into a woman. Codelyoko12lover fights wielding a frightening BFG that can force attackers to reveal their innermost secrets and she possesses the power to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. She likewise has the power to take control of gravity and bend it to her will and she has been known to copy the size of her opponents. Codelyoko12lover has the ability to slide into the minds of rivals. Shamefully, Codelyoko12lover is handicapped by being sickly.

whut? another:

Codelyoko12lover has a reputation for a phenomenal set of useful gadgets. She has inherited all of the powers and talents of a yak and she is able to become tiny, however never during a new moon. Codelyoko12lover is protected from damage by power armor and she is able to change shape into a badger, but she must speak words of power to do so. She also developed the talent to absorb the damage from electricity and redirect it toward a single adversary and she has learned to communicate with cockroaches in any language. Codelyoko12lover possesses the power to spin like a whirlwind and she attacks wielding a frightening pair of talons made from corbomite. Additionally, she has the power to copy the weapons of her enemies. Shamefully, Codelyoko12lover becomes clueless in the presence of magic.

the bolded part: Lego ningiato much?

another:

Codelyoko12lover is able to read the memories of others. She has the power to spin like a whirlwind, however only while concentrating. Codelyoko12lover has learned to tunnel through solid kevlar, but this power only lasts one week at a time. She likewise can copy all powers of her opponents and she has mastered the ability to cause her adversaries to become rigidly inflexible. Codelyoko12lover has the ability to become tiny and she lords over a swarm of pigs. Additionally, she has been known to make octopi appear from nowhere and she developed the talent to force spiders to reveal their innermost secrets. Codelyoko12lover rides a spectacular surfboard into battle. Shamefully, Codelyoko12lover is especially vulnerable to air-based attacks.

[mawsoleum]

Koiyote has been known to take control of magnetism and bend it to his will, but using this power draws a lot of attention. He likewise has the ability to run through the air using an astonishing plane, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Koiyote possesses the power to kick blinding light from his feet toward a single assailant and he rides a marvelous humvee into battle. Additionally, he is protected from damage by a magic shield. Shamefully, Koiyote becomes night-blind in the presence of mental energy.
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ROOFL

[Party Poison.]

Passing Memories possesses the power to spin like a whirlwind. She also has been known to levitate into electronics using a remarkable jet and she has been known to communicate with bears in any language. Passing Memories has learned to transform any wolf into ice and she has the power to steal defenses of her enemies and use it against them. She likewise can take control of cows and she has a reputation for an incredible sense of hearing, however this power only lasts ten minutes at a time. Terribly, Passing Memories is notorious for being deaf.

Lawl

[mal du pays]

Shamefully, Fluffy Alois Trancy is well-known for being stupid.

XD

/brbdying
XD

Shamefully. XD I REGRET NOTHING

[duckteeth]

Fridgy is able to spray lasers from her axe against any foe in sight. She has the power to become incredibly massive, but using this power makes her gigantic for ten minutes. Fridgy has the power to make duplicates of herself and she developed the talent to tunnel through solid adamantium, however doing so makes her blind for five minutes. She also has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all sand with a thought and she owns all of the powers and talents of a frog. Fridgy can take control of light and bend it to her will and she has learned to communicate with birds with gestures. She likewise possesses the power to block bullets and deflect them against a series of antagonists and she has been known to erase the memories of others. Fridgy has the ability to jump into the astral plane, but never during a new moon. Additionally, she has a reputation for an unimaginable combat sense and she can steal defenses of her adversaries and use it against them. Fridgy can change shape into a sloth and she can transform any werewolf into a squid. Unfortunately, Fridgy is handicapped by being powerless.

But what?