Things That Amuse You! Thread Six!

[riddlestyx]

I don't even-
why am I laughing so hard at this I haven't even seen any of the movies or read anything omg xD

[Alucardigan]

http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl

LolwhutisthisIdonteven.
My super power is controlling ants which is so ironic considering that there are like ten ants around me right now omq.
/Mind read.

OMG ITS PSYCHIC

Magical skateboard? Death the Kid anyone? 8D

An exeptional sense of smell....so true

Err....but wth...

Death dealing minigun made of cloth? wut.

I lord over a cluster of owls....lmao

Jump into the minds of others using an unheard-of minivan? omgwthbbq

The power to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to boost her immunity to exhaustion? Cool..

But then it says I suffer from being powerless.

Wut.

[Party Poison.]

I used my username, because I can
Passing Memories is able to make duplicates of herself. She also developed the talent to transform illusion into shadow and she has learned to copy the mental attributes of her assailants. Sadly, Passing Memories has a weakness of being tired.

Well, they got the weakness right
XD

EDIT! It got better
Passing Memories has inherited a marvelous resilience. She can launch lightning bolts from her tiara against a series of combatants and she has been known to spin like a whirlwind. Passing Memories developed the talent to steal attacks of her attackers and use it against them and she is able to make animals appear from nowhere. Additionally, she has the power to copy the size of her assailants and she rides a fantastic truck into battle. Passing Memories has mastered the ability to transform any werewolf into gold. Unfortunately, Passing Memories is infamous for being slow.

Lawl

[Katria]

[riddlestyx]

No Hussie stop D:

[Idiocy]

I tried it one more time lol;
idiocy wields a destructive whip made from string. She likewise has the power to communicate with starfish verbally, however using this power makes her incorporeal for ten minutes. idiocy has learned to change shape into a dog and she can transform shadow into silver. Also, she has been known to make duplicates of herself and she has developed all of the powers and talents of a fish. idiocy is known for her terrific ability to see the past. Tragically, idiocy suffers from being rigidly inflexible.

..... I do have a rather terrific ability to see the past. ;D
Ahahaha.
And omg, I have all the powers and talents of a fish.
SEE THROUGH EYELIDS ANYONE?! ;D

[Jizabel (Ephona)]

(Me) has been known to rocket into the bodies of her enemies using an uncommon Segeway scooter, however using this power draws a lot of attention. She likewise has learned to confuse the memories of an attacker and she developed the talent to sculpt and mold all dust with a thought. (Me) rides an awesome minivan into battle, but only against a cow (wut?). Additionally, she has been known to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single rival. Tragically, (me) is especially vulnerable to gold-based attacks.

....wth? XD

[Party Poison.]

Passing Memories possesses the power to cause her combatants to become slow. Additionally, she has been known to transform any creature into a bee and she is known for her amazing immunity to darkness. Passing Memories developed the talent to force penguins to run in fear.

Fear me, penguins! XD

[Alucardigan]

-Soul- can communicate with penguins in any language.

Oh my god i'm dying.

[CodeOtter]

oh wow XD