RP Rant Thread X3

[Warriorsluvr!]

I joined this warriors RP once so the person who started said we could start RPing. So she posted first and it was about 4 huge paragraphs between only her two cats. So she kept making these huge paragraphs with only her cats talking to each other. She's basically making her own story when she's RPing. >.<

[kivr & fireflii]

Okay, this might annoy some people, but I'm not ranting directly toward anyone in particular nor do I mean to offend anyone.

I hate it when people use wolfspeak/horsespeak! It annoys me so much! >.< Ugggggggggh. They're not real words people/you're not using the word correctly! Legs are not pillars! A body is not a bodice! An expression is not a facade! Jesus, don't you know what you're talking about?! Eyes are not kaleidoscopes! Nobody says: "His kaleidoscopes gleamed with tears." Nobody! D< Auds is not even a word! Females are not "faes", they are fairies! FAIRIES! They can be LIKE fairies. Females are also not femoras! They are not a leg bone! Please get a freaking dictionary before you even think about role playing with me again. >.<

I could go on forever.

[Solfeggio]

Okay, this might annoy some people, but I'm not ranting directly toward anyone in particular nor do I mean to offend anyone.

I hate it when people use wolfspeak/horsespeak! It annoys me so much! >.< Ugggggggggh. They're not real words people/you're not using the word correctly! Legs are not pillars! A body is not a bodice! An expression is not a facade! Jesus, don't you know what you're talking about?! Eyes are not kaleidoscopes! Nobody says: "His kaleidoscopes gleamed with tears." Nobody! D< Auds is not even a word! Females are not "faes", they are fairies! FAIRIES! They can be LIKE fairies. Females are also not femoras! They are not a leg bone! Please get a freaking dictionary before you even think about role playing with me again. >.<

I could go on forever.

I wasn't planning to comment anytime soon but the 'kaleidoscopes' thing made me snort. XDDDD

[kivr & fireflii]

Trust me, I've seen it. It's like, "... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NOBODY THINKS LIKE THAT."

[Bartimaeus]

Same person got my new RP locked for the EXACT SAME REASON!!! DX DX We hadn't even started yet!

I didn't even get a chance to join it...>.> Also: He said that if it were him who did it(which it was), he would have recieved a warning about art theft. Yes, they're still investigating it, so you wouldn't have recieved one already...

[spiff]

Okay, this might annoy some people, but I'm not ranting directly toward anyone in particular nor do I mean to offend anyone.

I hate it when people use wolfspeak/horsespeak! It annoys me so much! >.< Ugggggggggh. They're not real words people/you're not using the word correctly! Legs are not pillars! A body is not a bodice! An expression is not a facade! Jesus, don't you know what you're talking about?! Eyes are not kaleidoscopes! Nobody says: "His kaleidoscopes gleamed with tears." Nobody! D< Auds is not even a word! Females are not "faes", they are fairies! FAIRIES! They can be LIKE fairies. Females are also not femoras! They are not a leg bone! Please get a freaking dictionary before you even think about role playing with me again. >.<

I could go on forever.

That's sorta funny... Kaleidoscopes? *Gigglesnort* XD

I find it sorta annoying how people don't playing evil charries. It's just sad. Evil is so much fun!

[Twix :3]

It might be nice if someone who does wolf pack RP's and/or horse RP's could post some of the lingo. I've never really done too much of that. All I know is: Orb=Eye Crown=Head Flag=Tail

I found this while browsing the RP forum, and found it fit well in the current convo. XD

So...lemme get this straight...You expect me to write this in my RP post?

Mike and Petal are just two average wolves. They are practically brother and sister, their so close. Petal, a tiny black wolf, was adopted into Mike's pack when she was only a couple months old. They grew up together so its no surprise that when the pack split up, the two stayed together. After a while of being alone, Mike develops a crush on his tiny companion. Petal feels the same way, but both are too shy to say a word about it. One day when Mike came back from hunting with his best friend by his side, he decided to do something special for her that night. He wanted to tell her those three special words in a very special place--a waterfall located close to a valley. When the say turned to night, Mike made his move.
"Hey, Petal. I need to show ya something I found the other day. Follow me." He prompted, wagging his flag in excitment. Petal followed, all the while wondering what Mike had in mind. They climbed over a hill, and there it was. A waterfall right beside the valley. Petal gasped, laying on the soft grass while looking up to admire the beautiful night sky. "Mike..." She gasped under her breath, "Its beautiful." She whispered as he lay beside her. Mike gazed into Petal's chocolatey colored orbs, mesmirazed by their beauty. They lay there under the stars, enjoying eachother's company to the fullest. Mike decided to roll onto his back, Petal following suit. She cuddled next to him, a slight smile finding its way onto her face.
"Petal, I love you." Mike whispered into the black female's ear beside him. She stared up to him, shock covering her face.
"I-I love you too." She said, blushing a deep red. Mike closed his eyes and smiled, glad to hear those words. He craned his neck to lick her crown. She nuzzled him and cuddled closer.

fail post/ joke post, put together in a matter of 3 minutes. LOL. would you say this out loud? I highly doubt it!

How normal does that sound??

Kaleidoscopes...THATS a new one!

Petal's Kaleidoscopes skimmed over the beautiful surroundings of rushing water and tall blades of grass.

haha, does she own a pair of Kaleidoscopes? cause im sure animals dont see things that crappy.

[Mirza]

I joined this warriors RP once so the person who started said we could start RPing. So she posted first and it was about 4 huge paragraphs between only her two cats. So she kept making these huge paragraphs with only her cats talking to each other. She's basically making her own story when she's RPing. >.<

She probably was trying to make her post a bit more interesting. It's hard to start off a roleplay with one charrie just...randomly walking from place to place or whatnot. ^_^

[kivr & fireflii]

It might be nice if someone who does wolf pack RP's and/or horse RP's could post some of the lingo. I've never really done too much of that. All I know is: Orb=Eye Crown=Head Flag=Tail

It had lanterns for eyes; daggers for feet. It had a banner for a tail, pillars for legs; hooks in place of teeth, radars instead of ears. It had a mug, not a face, a cranium for a head, a boa as its neck...

It was the wolfspeak monster, kids. It hid in packs of wolves, in herds of horses, and worse, nobody seemed to notice. Blinded by its beautiful voice, it was slowly turning everybody into wolfspeak monsters.

It was a dreadful monster; the invention of a wizard on crack. And it all began when a spirit possessed a carcass or a bodice... the other parts materializing from thin air.

It was the wolfspeak monster...

She probably was trying to make her post a bit more interesting. It's hard to start off a roleplay with one charrie just...randomly walking from place to place or whatnot. ^_^

That's what description is for (and anyway, starting posts generally SHOULD be the LONGEST post because you have to set the scene). The setting, senses, thoughts, feelings, description, who, why, how, etc... Honestly, when your post is more than 1/3 dialogue, then it's not that literate. It's just adding unneeded dialogue, isolates other members from role playing with said person, and it's fluff. No one needs to read pointless fluff that no one cares about.

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHEN YOUR WOLF IS DEPRESSED BECAUSE THEY SAW A WHITE FLOWER WHEN THE COLOR WHITE REMINDS THEM OF THEIR DEAD FAMILY WHO JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE BRUTALLY MURDERED IN THE SNOW BY THEIR EVIL TWIN BROTHER WHO ALSO JUST SO HAPPENS TO STILL BE ALIVE AND THUS THE ONLY REASON THEY LIVE.

[Twix :3]

It might be nice if someone who does wolf pack RP's and/or horse RP's could post some of the lingo. I've never really done too much of that. All I know is: Orb=Eye Crown=Head Flag=Tail

It had lanterns for eyes; daggers for feet. It had a banner for a tail, pillars for legs; hooks in place of teeth, radars instead of ears. It had a mug, not a face, a cranium for a head, a boa as its neck...

It was the wolfspeak monster, kids. It hid in packs of wolves, in herds of horses, and worse, nobody seemed to notice. Blinded by its beautiful voice, it was slowly turning everybody into wolfspeak monsters.

It was a dreadful monster; the invention of a wizard on crack. And it all began when a spirit possessed a carcass or a bodice... the other parts materializing from thin air.

It was the wolfspeak monster...

HAHAHA that made me giggle! where did you get the pic? cause it does describe what the "wolfspeakers" are freakin talking about!