Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[pretty.visitors]

Dear _____,

Please, just please, stop making stories about fake friends. I'm not going to tell anyone in our group, but your 'best guy friend who's totally hot' is a picture on the third page of google images when you google cute guy with snakebites. I considered that picture for one of my roleplay characters. How is this getting you anywhere? It's pretty lame.

Sincerely, your wayyyy to nice friend, itsthekim.

[Lombax]

Dear babe,

I noticed that you glanced over at me in class, and I think that its cute when you do that. I know you arent going out with anyone which is suprising because I.think youre the cutest guy ive seen in along time, and im inlove with you but I dont know how to show you I love you, so please forgive my innocents.

Love, me.

[Jenye]

Dear _____
Will you STOP bragging for once!? It's seriously annoying and nobody cares! And stop putting me down just because I don't live a farm life like you. Maybe I don't WANT to live a farm life. And calling me dumb won't make me smart. You're not in the Gifted class, so I don't need to hear you saying that. Because I am in the Gifted class. And I'm not "a dummy" like you think I am. Just because I don't know the proper way to pick up a chicken, or the right size to pick okra doesn't mean I'm stupid. If anything, YOU are the stupid one, because no smart person picks on people, then when I went to the teacher, LIED about apologizing.

I hate your guts
Sincerly, oh, you know who this is, I'll smack you if you don't.

[~NeverForgetAnimals~]

I have a few to do

Dear__________________,
Your supposed to be my best friend. Can you stop trying to be better then me at everything. Your not. Its really annoying and Im tired of going to see you just for competition. And stop putting down all my other friends. They are really great friends. I dont care if you dont like them. Ifyou dont want to hang out with them GO AWAY!

Another thing. When I say stop. I mean it. You dont know the meaning of the very simple word. Its not that complicated. Just stop. Im starting to debate whether or not you even my best friend.

Sincerly
Me


Dear___________

Stop trying to replace me as best friends. My best friend is mine. Stop trying to steal her. I dont care if sometimes she is a horrible friend she always makes up for it somehow. Also stop complaining beacusse to be quite frank. NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!

Sincerly
GO AWAY!


Igot some greaat friends eh?

[VanWen]

Just a short letter.

Dear Morons With No Time,
Leave us Gingers alone! I swear the next time I hear Punch Ginger, Hot Head or Little Miss Fire I am going to punch your lights out!
Yours Sencerly,
Ginger

[Jenye]

Dear _____
She's not your friend. Can't you tell? She hates you, as does everyone else because you are a weird, babyish person. Can't you tell you have no friends?

Sincerly
A person.

[I<3NiallHoran]

Dear Thing #3,
Please stop trying to be the best at everything. It gets really annoying and no offense but NO ONE LIKES YOU!! I know thats really mean but maybe people would if you learned to not yell and get whatever you want. Its sooooooooo annoying. And just 2 make this clear just cuz your mom treats u like a queen doesn't mean we will so get over urself. I kno that you may be born pre mature but that doesn't give you the right to act the way u do. In short; 3 words GET OVER YOURSELF!!!

Strongly worded,
Dr.Suess

[Δℓℓιɢαтσя ƨκʏ~]

Dear ----

I really like you! Your so nice and funny and make me happy. But I'm way to afraid to ask you out. I never will...


Dear ------

I cant belive how you just forgot about our friendship. I guess that shows what kind of person you really are.


Bye bye,

-T

[meerkatgirl]

Dear NG,
I like you. I think you like me. I just need you to know that even though I might like you, I still haven't gotten over C. I know, I know, he has a girlfriend, but I don't like giving up on a guy I like a lot. I wish I could figure it out, because you're awesome. I know we don't talk much, but you seem like a pretty good friend. You're funny, and really nice. Maybe I'd never like you as much as C, but I still want to see where this goes. Oh, and why were you hiding behind me today? I found it slightly amusing...
~MG

Dear C,
Skip the crap, I just need to know if you still like me. If you do, then hell yeah I'm going to wait for you. If you don't, then there's a guy who might like me, who I might like back. If you don't like me, I need to move on. I may not want to, but I need to so I can be happy. I can't keep waiting.
~MG

[MochaTheLlama]

Dear _______,

I love you <3 sometimes your super nice and I'm glad to know you but... I've been annoyed for the last time. Do you really have to like everything I do? First of all, when I first met you, you liked NOTHING I did, and now all of a sudden you do, and it's really ticking me off because were all suppose to be original in our own ways! You're making me feel like I'm not unique. I like being with you, your so funny and amazing, but seriously? I don't want to sound mean but it's making me mad! I know you're on this site, and you stalk my post's EVERYDAY. I don't stalk yours! Yeah, I look at your gallery every once in a while but I'm not apart of everything your apart of. Since you stalk my posts, I know you'll see this. Just... PLEASE... stop being more like me, and more like YOURSELF.

~Love, Mocha.