The last text you got says... [V. 2]

[TheGalaxyPie101]

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[TheKwakiutlTribe]

I hunger. Should I eat baked potatoes?

[arctic.sprite]

"ok cool, thanks"

[Keir;]

"lol, we're a great couple"

[siren alley]

"Verizon Msg: You're being charged for overage data. Your current overage charge is $15 for 1GB of usage. You're about to be charged another $15 for 1GB. You have 3 days left. Get unlimited data on America's best 4G LTE network. Switch today at [insert link here]"

haha whoops lol

[lovclub]

"call me baby xx"

[dustnbones]

53 tokyo ghoul gifs??

my friend is a weeb

[miko.]

"DO IT."

[lovclub]

"he will facetime you later, thanks for streaming the total xanarchy album!"

[miko.]

"I’ll get one of those baby harnesses but a bigger one and put you in it on my back and just walk like that so you can cling to me the whole time"

(Im still laughing like a dying hyena)