Yeah, it's pretty stupid. No offense taken.
... It's because I have two personalities, and one is a pacifist and the other is violent and destructive.. I don't like to have to explain both personalities all the time so I just refer to both as 'me'.
Hurting people with violence is rough and not clever. Hurting people with words is cruel and clever. Words hurt more than punches.. unless you're someone like me who couldn't care less. Well, at least one of me couldn't care less.
Two armies yelling at each other would be humourous. XD