Oho my time to shine has arrived
Okay so I've owned basically every type of pet. My first hamster (RIP Hamlet) had this funny habit of taking the food he stored and arranging it in little rows along the side of his hide. He also used to push the dirty bedding out with his lil hamster hands and dump it one side for me to clean. OCD much lmao? Of the two hamsters I have at the moment, one has been diagnosed with cancer and is living out her days comfortably driving me mad running on her huge non-silent wheel (more comfortable than the smaller wheels) and chasing my fingers around whenever she hears the food tin open. Little Sheila is very fierce despite her old age. Tiny we adopted because she was the runt of her littler at the pet store and was being bullied by her siblings. She has since then grown absolutely gigantic. She's a black dwarf hamster with the cutest white belly, but she's almost triple Sheila's size so I imagine it has something to do with her genetics. I can only imagine how big the others are right now.
I've had quite a lot of fish over the years, but currently I have a small eco-tank with snails and the 3rd gen offspring of some wild guppies I kept and raised. That tank is filled with normal and albino (neon pink!!) Ramshorn snails. A smaller fishbowl next to the tank is used for growing out moss and pond snails to feed my assassin snails. My main display tank houses a tiretrack eel (30cm long and going strong), and 3 bichirs. One is a standard Senegal bichir (Finley Jr.), one is an unfortunately very stunted but otherwise healthy albino bichir (Astrid), and the last we actually got yesterday! She's a very fat platinum bichir that was rehomed to us because she was attacked by her previous tankmates, which left her with no eyes

We've named her Skelly. Despite not being able to see she always gets to the food first and it's a bigger problem to make sure the other fish are eating enough haha. We'll be adding velvet angelfish, a yellow zigzag eel and spotted bushfish in the near future.
I highly recommend googling the bichir! They're capable of walking on land for short periods of time and have the most amazing personalities of any monster fish I've owned so far.
My partner and I also each have a ball python. Mine, Monty, is coming up to 2 years this August. He is an absolute potato, he loves sitting on people's laps and watching crime documentaries. He can be quite shy at times so he tends to be quite hissy with new people, but seems to get along great with kids?? His favorite hobby is sitting on my head underneath my hoodie and supervising me while I work on the laptop. He seems to approve of me playing CS. He secretly likes kisses.
My partner's BP is quite silly, hence the name Silius. If he does manage to catch his food on the first try he gets a little overeager with the squeezing and well...it's not fun to clean :') Otherwise he's clearly the more outgoing of the two, very curious and always eager to explore. He likes back scratches and arches his back like a cat to get more.
Our baby angulated tortoise, Chaurli (God of War fans, anyone?) is also always ready for an adventure but because we're moving into winter and the rains have started, we've had to move her indoors. Now her hobbies include seeing how many times a day she can force me to change her bedding by tipping over the water bowl, trying to climb rocks, falling over, and waiting for me to put her upright. Oh and sleeping, she does that quite a bit too.
Other than that, I've also owned african clawed frogs, which are quite possibly the best things I've ever kept. They look SO dumb and every photo of them is 10/10 meme material. They will attempt to eat anything that moves, including your finger, which is a fantastic ice breaker when we have people over. We've also had several other reptiles in the past, the most memorable being Hades the corn snake, who would make wonderful *wall paintings* all over the glass, sides and ceiling of his enclosure for us. I don't think that enclosure will ever be quite the same after him. Oh and we had a pair of chameleons up until recently, which were especially fond of eating bees whenever we took them out to the garden for some good old sun exposure.