The WEIRD things that your pet does

[vval]

my 13 year old dog snorts. like a lot. sometimes my boyfriend makes her leave the room bc her snorts can be so gross LOL. im not sure why she does it. she also groans a lot instead of making normal dog sounds.
i dedicated my senior quote to her and her weird sounds

[Goatmom]

I have a farm so a lot of funny stuff happens but we have one hen in particular who is super funny. Her name is Half Beak because she was in an accident at the farm we bought her from. She likes to nest in the weirdest places. For example a dog crate we keep hay in for the barn cats, the back of my soon to be father-in-laws truck, and today on the seat of the tractor.

[Wow!CS]

My Shi-Poo named Rocky is the funniest weirdest dog ever. He's absolutely hilarious though! If you stick your foot out while you're sitting on the couch for example he will immediately just rub his whole body on your foot and roll around on his back while making these hilarious old man groaning noises. He does the same thing if you have your hand flat on the bed! He'll come over and just roll around on your hand while making the old man noises! If you push up against him while he's rolling on your hand he'll do it for even longer and keep coming back for more! He'll also do it after he's eaten an enjoyable meal for him like a treat, but instead of a foot or a hand he'll just do it all by himself in his doggy bed or on any soft surface.

It's the funniest thing!

[SIX OF HEARTS]

One of my cats... is absolutely obsessed with plastic for some reason. She will lay and sleep on plastic bags and water bottle packaging, play with the bags like cat toys, and repeatedly lick the water packaging. I've seen her sit and loaf on the packaging like a little throne. She'll try to bite on empty wrappers before we toss them (not trying to eat them, thank goodness).

She's a weird kitty in general. Lays on her back a lot, will accept belly rubs (for all of a few seconds at least). Very vocal, prone to making funny faces. Has a lot of personality.

[useless witch]

Thanator doesn't respond to pspspsps. No. Just his name. He comes running, like a dog
But I have that affect on any cat I raise from a kitten

[Anasui]

This isn't like a thing that she does regularly, but this one time I was singing and my parrot tried to shove her entire head inside of my mouth. Why???

[$moke]

so, i have two beautiful pet catfish.
And one of them is insanely scared of grapes for some reason??? 🙈
His twin loves eating them, and he always comes over to see what's going on, but the second he realizes its a grape he immediately yeets himself away as far as possible and goes hiding.
He never had any bad experience with grapes or sth, he apparently just finds them extremely SUS and is not appreciating the fact that they exist in the same world as him :" D

[TigX]

My dog tries to catch and eat flys haha

[sorroh]

one of my greyhounds will get her back leg stuck on her neck while scratching her face and then try to attack it , that is also how she figured out she could fit her waist in her mouth
if he manages to fight his way into the front seat of any car my galgo will then turn and sit and stare at the driver
my rat throws fabric into her water dish to then lick the water off of it
one of my cats is terrified of my lightsabers ? even just holding them sends him hissing through the house

[Ichiban Kasuga]

my dog will have a full blown temper tantrum because he can't figure out how to put his head in the toy box and take his ball out.

he's an idiot and i love him so much