Here's my fat guinea pig! His name is Nemo. He's got a big booty.
I got him a few months ago. I don't know how old he is, maybe a year?
My mom's co-worker's friend was too busy to take care of him, so she was looking for a new owner, and my mom decided to take him. (He's not really hers though, I'm the only one who plays with him and feeds him / cleans his cage, although my mom does buy the food.)
He chirps a lot, especially when he hears me opening the refrigerator. It sounds like "Re, re, roo! Roo roo! Reee!"
And when I pet his butt, he purrs and it sounds like a squirrel lol.
It's my first time owning a guinea pig. He was actually so fat when I got him that I was scared he was actually a female and was pregnant x'D. I looked up how to tell a guinea pig's gender for weeks and still wasn't sure if he was really a he.
But, he never had a baby, so...that's good. lol.
He's SOOO lazy! Even leaving the cage open, he might just hop out for a few minutes a day and then hop back in. I put him on the bed and he just sits there. If I put him in my lap, he instantly gets all nice and cozy and falls asleep. So lazy. He's never run before XD