Spaclan - For the stressed and tired to heal their wounds

[Dinolil1]

''Come one, Come all!'' cried a cat with dainty white toes and a pelt the colour of cinnamon, His name was Jacuzzistar, leader of Spaclan. ''Rest and soothe your tired selves, here...I'll have you know Mudwrap is the best!'' he mewed proudly, glancing at two cats, who seemed to agree with this statement. ''Yeah, he worked wonders for Cucumbersquares...'' the snow-white cat murmured, glancing at Cucumbersquares. Smiling shyly, the white calico nodded slowly. ''He made me forget about any pregnancy cramps!'' She exclaimed, a little louder. A cinnamon tabby approached the threesome, chuckling. ''My, my, you all flatter!'' he croaked. ''And with that, We're open!'' Jacuzzistar yowled.

''Now be nice...or I'll have security take you out.'' Cucumbersquares warned, glancing over to two bulky cats, Kneadfang and Softclaws

- Be nice to everyone
- Don't bully
- No arguing, PM me or the mods of CaC if trouble happens!
- All Tess and Nick's rules apply
- The original CaC thread's rules apply
- Jacuzzistar and Chakraheart belongs to me, Relaxstep and Cucumbersquares and her kittens belongs to Krazy, Kneadfang and Softclaws belong to Seed,

[hazilnut]

How in Starclan's name did I get here? Of course the question that hounded Barkknot, as she huddled in front of the revolving doors of the giant building, all white except for the large letters that read Spaclan in a shade just shy of neon yellow, was entirely rhetorical. The brown tabby knew how she had gotten here, after her latest breakdown her mother had waved a form in her face and then carted her off to wherever this was. "It will help you relax," Sorrelstar had promised. Well relaxed was the furthest thing from Barkknot's mind right now. Terrified was probably a better word for it. Eventually the she-cat nudged her way through the doors, yelping undignifiedly as they slammed her upon exciting sending her sprawling onto the tile floor. "Sorry!"

[Dinolil1]

Jacuzzistar was overjoyed at his first customer, that he excused her clumsiness. Flicking his long tail, the cinnamon point strode up to the bewildered warrior, smiling softly at her. '' It's alright, darling....'' he cooed softly. ''So what are you looking for?'' he inquired, before rattling off a long list of rather complex methods of relaxing. ''Aromatherapy, Swedish Massage, Acupuncture!'' He nodded eagerly. ''Cucumbersquares does some particularly good acupuncture, I believe you should go for that....what's your name?'' he asked, failing to notice a long furred cat striding up to him. ''I came to hand in my form...'' Sagestar sighed, flicking his tail.

He'd been here before several times, and many of them endearingly referred to him as 'Tiredstar', for the bags that seemed to hang under his green eyes. ''Very well, Sage!'' came a loud shout. It was Relaxstep, smiling broadly. ''The swedish massage again?'' Sagestar nodded, flicking an ear. ''You know me so well.''

[krazykitty00]

Blackstreak huffed, tired from his long run to absolutely no where. When he looked up he spotted the large letters that read Spaclan. He raised a brow as he realized that maybe he had ran a bit too far this time. "You really messed me up Russetfall..." He hissed under his breath. The longer he stared at the building, the longer he was curious about the place his paws took him. Why not check it out? With a moment longer of hesitation, Blackstreak stepped inside "Spaclan" and called out. "Hello?"

(We should totally have people who play the Spaclan staff! I call either one or both of the twins Cucumbersqaures and Relaxstep~)

[eltonn]

Ravencoat stared at the form in his paws, which Doveheart had convinced him to fill out. Like I need any other cats bugging me.. He curled his lip, eyeing the address. Unfortunately, this was the right place. The wirey tom slipped through the doors, duly noting the scent of lavender drifting through the building.

He didn't particularly enjoy the setting, but Doveheart had said it was for his own good. That, and he didn't have to see Eaglekit's pelt anywhere in the vicinity. He noticed a cheerful looking tom chatting with a grey tom. Ravencoat's pelt spiked. You!

[hazilnut]

The she-cat pushed to her paws warily, her ear tips flicking despite herself. "B-Barkknot. My mom, er sorry, Sorrelstar sent in my form uh ahead of me?" She felt rather empty pawed, lacking the paper that Sagestar had presented. "I hope that's not a problem?" Ar least Jacuzzistar seemed nice enough, but wait. Had he suggested acupuncture? Didn't that have needles?! "No! No needles!" Oh dear she had yelled aloud. Barkknot mumbles out another, "Sorry," and tries to banish the thoughts that had grabbed hold of her brain with the suggestion. Bad thoughts, sharp thoughts. The she-cat shuddered to herself.

[Dinolil1]

(I don't mind if you take Cucumbersquares and Relaxstep, Krazy!)
(But Jacuzzistar is mine, just saying bro.)

Jacuzzistar could not help but yelp in glee. Turning to the cat with fur as black as a raven's wing, he ushered the leader onwards. ''You have the form, you may go ahead!'' Jacuzzistar flashed a grin at Barkknot, and raised one eyebrow in thought. Flicking his tail, he sighed loudly. ''Yeah, but you'll have to cough up some cash, my dear lady!'' glancing over his shoulder to watch Mudwrap for a few moments, Jacuzzistar relented and turned to Barkknot. ''But because your taking your mother's advice, its on the house!'' He chuckled. ''I suggest the bubble bath, it's really great and its needle-free!'' It appeared this cat could also take on many cats at once, for he turned to the newcomer. ''Blah, blah, I suggest the bubble bath too!'' he grinned. ''I haven't had sleep for 4 days, that's how dedicated I am!''

Sagestar's fur bristled at the sight of one cat. Just one single cat. Stifling a hiss, the grey tom lashed his tail to and fro. ''Who let you in!?'' He snapped, unable to contain his hatred. '''Plus...I thought you were dead, Fadedbrair was leader at the last gathering!'' Sagestar exclaimed, glowering at Ravencoat.

[eltonn]

"I believe I let myself in, thank you very much!" Ravencoat snapped. He paused for a moment, allowing himself to regain his cool and collected composure. "And just because leadership changes doesn't mean the former leader is dead, Sagie." The tom smirked lopsidedly. "Apprently, Witherclan didn't like it when I decided to recollect our respect from your clan. Because one of your warriors thought it would be ok to ruin an apprentice's life." His pale blue eyes seemed to glow. "Does that make you proud, dear Sage?"

raven what are you doing,,, kneadfang and softclaws are going to come after you ya fool

can i play kneadfang and softclaws ;0;?

[Ember!]

A stout black and white tom shuffled in tentatively, his dull green eyes glancing to and forth as though he were somewhat embarrassed to be here. "Good morning.." He murmured, swiveling his ears around. He wandered over to the owner of the place, handing over a hastily filled in slip of paper.

Form
Name: Badgerclaw
Clan: Thicketclan
Gender: Male
Cause of stress: My mate and my future children. I'm just really worried for them. On top of it all, Silvershade told me to act as deputy in her place! I keep telling myself it'll be over soon, but I can barely sleep right now. Honeyfur told me to relax, so I came here. HELP!!

[krazykitty00]

Blackstreak huffed, tired from his long run to absolutely no where. When he looked up he spotted the large letters that read Spaclan. He raised a brow as he realized that maybe he had ran a bit too far this time. "You really messed me up Russetfall..." He hissed under his breath. The longer he stared at the building, the longer he was curious about the place his paws took him. Why not check it out? With a moment longer of hesitation, Blackstreak stepped inside "Spaclan" and called out. "Hello?"

Relaxstep looked between Sagestar and a new-Comer he had yet to met. The tension in the air was thick enough to see and yet the snow white tom didn't seem to budge. With his job, he was use to tension and stress that surrounded others. It was how he dealt with it that mattered. "Hey, hey, easy now. This is a place of relaxation, not detestation. Please calm yourselves." He said to the two, clearly not happy cats. "Sage I'll get you to your Swedish message in a moment. Please wait for me while I escort this tom. As for you, might I suggest the hot springs out back?" He offered with a smile.

"Bragging about your insomnia again Jacuzzistar?" Cucumbersqaures asked as she slowly padded beside her boss who seemed to be scaring the poor customer."Pardon him dear, he's really dedicated. I am Cucumbersqaures. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Ask me for anything. And, try to avoid this one." She gently jabbed at Jacuzzistar and chuckled before excusing herself to go greet another customer.

((I have decided that Cucumbersqaures' kits will be named Manikit and Pedikit ;3c

And I propose we get a receptionist for Spaclan. Maybe name him/her Chakrapaw(heart) or Facialpaw(mask)))