You Can't Fight The Homestuck.

[Stray Dog]

Credit for stamp to CeruleanRush...

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"A young man stands in his bedroom..."

Welcome, everyone, to a club for those stuck at home, reading Homestuck!! I am your humble host, Stray Dog, and never has a better host been seen...

For those of us who are, indeed, not a part of the Homestuck fandom, it would only be fair of me to inform you of the sensation that this club was formed in honour of. So, please, read on, my poor, naive pupils, and let me tell you about Homestuck.

What is Homestuck...?

Homestuck is an interactive webcomic created by Andrew Hussie back in April, 2009. Our genius and rightful overlord, Hussie, created a world in which a thirteen year old boy and his three friends play a game to create another universe. That is all. Many will tell you that Homestuck is just much too confusing to explain and, well, they're entirely correct if they're attempting to shove the whole story down your throat. Do not listen to them. Do not rush the story. Follow this link and enjoy the story of Homestuck at your own pace. We'll hope to see you here, in our numbers, soon enough... c:

Okay, enough of that!! I already know what Homestuck is and -

Excuse me, but, might I remind you that you are a guest here, in my thread? I do not appreciate guests being rude and pushy. Permanent residents are also reminded that I find manners important, above all else... now. Might I offer you a snack? Maybe some scotty dogs...?

Ah... sorry. And thank you. And sorry again...

It is quite alright. I assume you that you wanted to know how to join us here and become a more permanent resident, a member of this midnight crew, this felt gang, this... ah... club?
*coughs* Well, I just so happen to have a member form all ready to be filled out, just below this set of rules here:

- As I have already stated, manners are a must. Do not be rude to any other members, for whatever reason, or I am afraid that I will have to politely request you leave my home.
- I am very well aware that Homestuck contains some, well, colourful language. However, this is a children's site, and such vulgar language is not appreciated. I do not care if you are roleplaying a certain character. Do not curse on this thread, or we all suffer the moderators' wrath.
- You are welcome to post here even if I have not expressly stated your acceptance into the club. I am a busy man; I often find myself caught up in real life dramas and unable to maintain this thread. If so, I will appoint a couple of moderators to clean up any messes left by unappreciative guests before they stain the carpet.
- Please, share with us your fanart, fantrolls, fanfiction, etc. Just provide a warning as to any language/nudity/sexual themes of any sort as this is still very much a child friendly site and thread...

Well. That should do it. Please... feel free to join us by filling out the form below and I can add you to our little gathering!!

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[b][u]I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!![/u][/b]
[size=85][b]Username:[/b]
[b]God Tier:[/b]
[b]Patron Troll:[/b]
[b]Favourite Kid:[/b]
[b]Favourite Troll:[/b]
[b]Favourite Guardian:[/b][/size]

[Stray Dog]

Members

Master (Man in Charge)

Stray Dog // Mage of Space

Maids & Butlers (Mini-Mods)

-Jake English- // Thief of Mind
Serket~ // Thief of Light
striders // Mage of Mind
Beep Beep Meow // Witch of Space
cats. // Sylph of Space

Honoured Guests (Members)

Dirk Strider
Scout Winterfang // Maid of Breath
Kennet // Maid of Hope
bola11 // Hero of Heart
katosaurus // Seer of Heart
Feferi Peixes // Mage of Void
Chessur // Sylph of Space
~Atlas~ // Page of Breath
CeruleanRush // Cerulean of Cerulean
♌ a r s e n i c // Thief of Mind
♠ Dave Strider ♠ // Thief of Mind
♌ Nepeta Leijon ♌ // Witch of Void
♉Zeezle Roo // Mage of Void
gingerish // Witch of Light
Ella556 // Mage of Light
roxy lalonde. // Sylph of Breath
Silent Melody // Heir of Void
∞ Jerket ∞
Barfight Revolution
enzo // Mage of Doom
~Peacelover // Sylph of Breath
ObnoxiouslyUndead // Heir of Life
Celestia. // Knight of Space
the batter // Knight of Space
Sonador
♎Terezi Pyrope♎
windicuffs // Prince of Time
bear // Mage of Breath
Abissh
=>starstream<= // Witch of Hope
α¢є
SonicRainboom // Seer of Void
Reptile. // Heir of Space
Violet Stormbringer // Page of Space
HWIAP413 // Seer of Doom
DerpyTheSorbet // Witch of Mind
AmberStrike // Muse of Void
lonnabonna // Rogue of Space
Shooter-chan // Knight of Doom
KARKAT (:B // Knight of Blood
Forsaken Moon // Knight of Breath
aleaha // Page of Space
RhubarbAndMelancholy // Sylph of Doom
Aradia Ampora // Seer of Rage

[Stray Dog]

Fantrolls & Fankids

Now, I have come to the understanding that many of our number are under possession of their own creations: fantrolls and fankids.

Please, feel free to fill out the form below, and I shall display your beautiful creations here for all to see!!

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[center][u]Meet my Little Friend...[/u]
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[b]Name:[/b]
[b]God Tier:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Age:[/b]
[b]Strife Specibi:[/b]
[b]Fetch Modus:[/b]
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[lightscales]

I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!!
Username: -Jake English- or other times Brightscale
God Tier: Theif of Mind
Patron Troll: Tavros
Favourite Kid: Jake or John
Favourite Troll: Tavros or Sunmoner
Favourite Guardian: Alpha Dave
DeviantArt: Brightscale
Tumblr: Brightscale
Fanfiction: Sadly lacking

[Stray Dog]

I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!!
Username: -Jake English- or other times Brightscale
God Tier: Theif of Mind
Patron Troll: Tavros
Favourite Kid: Jake or John
Favourite Troll: Tavros or Sunmoner
Favourite Guardian: Alpha Dave
DeviantArt: Brightscale
Tumblr: Brightscale
Fanfiction: Sadly lacking

Welcome to the gang!!

Now, we've just gotta wait for everyone else to migrate over here...

[Lieat]

So much for my first page; info only thing.

I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!!
Username: Dirk Strider
God Tier: -
Patron Troll: Equius
Favourite Kid: Roxy (plot twist)
Favourite Troll: Latula
Favourite Guardian: Alpha Bro
DeviantArt: -
Tumblr: x
Fanfiction: -

[Stray Dog]

So much for my first page; info only thing..

Oh. Sorry about that. I never did see that post... bah. I might have gone through with such an idea, too, if I had any idea what would fill up ten or so separate posts without becoming spammy... sorry.

[fear themself]

I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!!
Username:Scout Winterfang.
God Tier:Maid of Breath.
Patron Troll:Feferi/Meenah.
Favourite Kid:Dave Strider.
Favourite Troll:Meulin.
Favourite Guardian:Becquerel.
DeviantArt:Here.
Tumblr:Here.
Fanfiction:None so far, and I sadly do not intend on creating any.

[SeissFleurr]

I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!!
Username: ♏ Serket~ ]
God Tier:
THIEF OF LIGHT
Patron Troll:
My Patron Troll is Vriska but if you do the math it's Feferi
Favourite Kid:
Jade Harley or Roxy Lalonde
Favourite Troll:
Gamzee has to be one of my favorite trolls along with Feferi because they could
care less about the hemospectrum.
Favourite Guardian:
Bro <3
DeviantArt:
I don't have one man -.-
Tumblr:
th13f-0f-l1ght.tumblr.com
Fanfiction:
in the midst of plotting one out to write

[astrocompass]

I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!!
Username: Kennet
God Tier: Maid of Hope
Patron Troll: Kanaya
Favourite Kid: Rose Lalonde
Favourite Troll: Sollux or Kanaya
Favourite Guardian: Bro
DeviantArt: n/a
Tumblr: a-flash-of-red
Fanfiction: n/a