~*The Grammar Police Station (Open for officers)

[Turq8]

Yeah, sure guys, you can have the stamp.

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[ButterflyHandcuff]

Thank you for accepting me! I'm honored

[Turq8]

Ugh, look at this. But first, some context. On Fanfiction.net, someone wrote something and posted it, calling it poetry. What they had actually done was written something, put in some line breaks, and posted it under "poetry." I explained to them that writing and adding line breaks does not make it poetry. Someone replied back to me telling me that to them, it was a poem, what did I think it was. I told them the definition of a poem, and told them that they could believe whatever they wanted to, but to tell me how that worked out in English class. This is what they replied:
"y dont U post a poem? Let's see how you do it. The author actually thinks u r bullying her. Cood u cut her some slack?"

Now, I see what I'm dealing with. A tick.

[Bovidae]

Oh, no. A tick. Not good.
"Cood"? Really?

[ButterflyHandcuff]

Ugh. I don't go on FanFiction anymore because there where so many people with horrid grammer.

[Turq8]

I told them that I know my limits and I refuse to make a fool of myself on their request, and reminded them that they are welcome to believe whatever they want. Waiting for their reply...

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Spray the noob-b-gone in their face!

[ButterflyHandcuff]

Comment above mine? It made my day

[moira]

Ugh, look at this. But first, some context. On Fanfiction.net, someone wrote something and posted it, calling it poetry. What they had actually done was written something, put in some line breaks, and posted it under "poetry." I explained to them that writing and adding line breaks does not make it poetry. Someone replied back to me telling me that to them, it was a poem, what did I think it was. I told them the definition of a poem, and told them that they could believe whatever they wanted to, but to tell me how that worked out in English class. This is what they replied:
"y dont U post a poem? Let's see how you do it. The author actually thinks u r bullying her. Cood u cut her some slack?"

Now, I see what I'm dealing with. A tick.

"y dont u stfu tick. greenie thinks u r obnxius nd dnt knw poetry"
And that is what I have to say *starts talking slowly and clearly for ticks* tooo themm... Dooo youu understaanndd?

[Turq8]

I won, I think they gave up:

"fine, I'll just go on calling it a poem."