I found this as a post on tumblr and I'm freaking out because it is so true. Spoilers if you haven't seen the update.
Okay.
Okay wait.
Caliborn’s weird homogay crush on Dirk. Is a thing.
And then he got to spend years, years with Dirk.
And part of Cal’s personality knew
EXACTLY
how to mess with him.
I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about Bro. The fact that Bro didn’t outright molest/murder Dave is a FREAKING MIRACLE.
Magnets and rainbows all up ins.
The implications. I cannot deal with this. No wonder Bro wanted to train Dave so hard. No freaking wonder Bro was always drawing creepy comics about “wanting to play a game.” No wonder when Davesprite prototyped him, all Calsprite did was laugh.
Caliborn was finally able to get Dirk to draw whatever he wanted for him. Whenever he wanted.
Truncated. Disjointed. Sentences. And freaking memes. Writing like there’s two people communicating the message.