==> Homestuck Fanclub v3

[goranski.]

Im not here for much, but i love dave.
Seriously.
LOVE.
Like, obsession, like "if i chose between adam levine and dave i would choose dave"
honestly all types of strider are perfect

[rumsey]

My start sign is Gamzee, my Patron is Karkat.
Fave troll is Vriska
Fave kid is Roxy
Fave guardian is Bec

I'm a simple egg.

ey, we are like opposites with our star sign and patron ;u;

[jaques]

My start sign is Gamzee, my Patron is Karkat.
Fave troll is Vriska
Fave kid is Roxy
Fave guardian is Bec

I'm a simple egg.

ey, we are like opposites with our star sign and patron ;u;

I know

yet you never talk to me on Skype anymore lel

[Lady Sif]

Username:
Lady Sif

God Tier:
Witch of Mind

Patron Troll:
Feferi by the math system, but I go by my sign which is Karkat because I can't relate to Feferi.

Favourite Kid:
Huh, probably Rose.

Favourite Troll:
Eridan.

Favourite Guardian:
Dad

[kae.]

welcome~

tis itachi girl with new user in the first time ever lmao

[Lady Sif]

Hello!

I think there'd be no better way to start off my less official introduction with what will be 90% of my contributions to this fandom.

Sad Eridan headcanons.

Warning for sad and I guess semi-abusive friendships. (Non-purposeful jerkness)

What if Highschool!stuck Eridan was super excited about the upcoming prom and really wanted to ask out Sollux, but before he could their circle of friends started making jokes about how he’d probably ask out anyone out of desperation. (He has a certain neediness to him because he’s literally all alone in his house. Dualscar works with the military most of the year and cronus is at boarding school. It’s been this way for several years.) This breaks down his self-esteem so much that he tries to just wait and see if maybe someone will ask him, maybe even Sollux. But then Sollux agrees to go with Feferi (as a misunderstanding, he thought it was a friend thing and she thought it was romantic) and Eridan sort of gives up hope.

He still goes to the prom though, clingy to the idea that he can still have fun and that maybe he can just dance with friends.

Except those friends spend most of the time making fun of his lack of a date.

So he finally can’t take it anymore and just slips off to one of the empty classrooms to sob in the corner. But Sollux who was starting to get worried followed him and overhears him sobbing and sort of figures out how bad his home life is, but rather then doing the right thing and checking on Eridan first, his poor social skills lead him to gather up their friends and explain what he heard, to which everyone figures out how crappy they’ve been. So they ask where Eridan is now and Sollux is just like Probably still in the classroom and everyone’s just like, you left him there???!!!

So they all head over to Eridan’s house to say sorry, but they can’t find him in the house ‘cause it’s so big and unused and they get creeped out by how quiet it is, and how little food there is and stuff. And they start to make connections to times when he would always ask to go over to one of their houses, and they’d blow him off and be like “you just wanna hit on me” and they figure out how lonely he must be.

They end up having to split up to find it, and finally Karkat and Gamzee stumble upon him and he’s in a really bad state and neither know how to help him because Karkat was a major problem in making fun of Eridan and they can’t calm him down or anything, until Gamzee finally sobers up a bit, and because he was basically the nicest one to Eridan he calms him down after shoving Karkat out of the room.

Okay, but what if Sollux hacked Eridan’s computer one day, and he found this set of chat logs, half of which are Eridan talking to himself, and the other half are him faking a conversation with one of the other trolls. So without thinking Sollux gets Karkat in on it so the two of them can “laugh at how much of a loser he is” which they do for a little until they figure out Eridan has serious issues, mostly concerning his job and his insecurities, also some isolation issues.

Then they both feel horrible and try to pretend they didn’t see it, which gets really hard because now they know what certain things actually mean to him, things they would normally make fun of him for, they feel like jerks. It gets worse when he becomes really worried when they don’t attack him over super personal issues or hurt his feelings because that’s what he thought friendship was. So he ends up thinking they don’t want to be his friend anymore and goes totally AOL. So then Sollux and Karkat have to go to his Hive to try and figure out what’s going on and Eridan’s having a panic attack thinking he’s unwanted, and it’s not till they have to convince him he’s not that they figured out how much they screwed up.

Has anyone considered this:

All the trolls are alive and well on the meteor, and Tezeri steals Eridan’s cape while he’s sleeping. She brings it to the main room where a couple of the other trolls are and they all start laugh and making fun of how silly it looks.
Until one of them puts it on. When they put it on, they get really creeped out because the way the fabric is sewn it makes it feel like someone’s got their hands on your shoulders or something.

So they all start making joked about how creepy and desperate he must be, until they stop to think about it and realize none of them have ever actually touched Eridan, or seen anyone else touch Eridan.

And they figure out the cape was his means of handling touch starvation, becuase he really couldn’t stand being alone for so long. Feeling really ashamed, they go to return the cape before he wakes up, but find out that he already woke up and is having a panic attack over it being gone.

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[ethernautics]

Im not here for much, but i love dave.
Seriously.
LOVE.
Like, obsession, like "if i chose between adam levine and dave i would choose dave"
honestly all types of strider are perfect

^^^ i agree wholeheartedly

guys
can you guess who these are? : 3


Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!

[important]

jack and PM??? I love it, haha :)

[rumsey]

-snip-
guys
can you guess who these are? : 3


Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!

ah yes! and might i say they look really accurate as well! ;u;

[kae.]

Im not here for much, but i love dave.
Seriously.
LOVE.
Like, obsession, like "if i chose between adam levine and dave i would choose dave"
honestly all types of strider are perfect

^^^ i agree wholeheartedly

guys
can you guess who these are? : 3


Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!

yeheheheheh I have so many of the suckers, started hoarding em when I saw them

and your headcannons are perf