Ranger's Apprentice Fan Club!

[lavender-riots]

Oh yes. That describes it perfectly. And although I love Halt entirely, I'd love to see him get seriously chewed out by Pauline.

[Taim]

haha indeed, dont we all? he diserves some of it for tricking horace and scolding will's speech (even if it was very... purpling...)

[lavender-riots]

Well, Horace is getting them back. Slowly but surely, he is. It's amazing.

Will's speech was sheer fail poetry. Every time I read it, I can't help but crack up.

[Taim]

i know. " 'Ebony.' tail thump. '_____ (no ebony)' tail still " That was great. and the skandians loath for horses. oh, when halt hit the horse's rump with his bow and whats-his-face had to hang on for dear life! i just remembered that!

[lavender-riots]

I think that was Erak. Holding on through sheer force and no skill. That, while seeming contrary, takes skill.

[Taim]

haha indeed it does! " 'I didn't step on it! i hit it with my skull and it broke right in half!" gotta love the skandians.

" 'the last guy who messed with halt about being seasick was a skandian, and he never said a word about it again.' 'what'd halt do to him?' 'he puked in his helmet.' "

[lavender-riots]

Poor Skandians. And Horace. Managing to smack his head in Hibernia so many times.

Do not mess with a seasick Halt. That is probably the biggest mistake anyone could make.

[Taim]

i cant remember that for some reason. i do remember halt telling him that the girls were messagers and wore short skirts to run quickly.

yes. yes it is. "and then watching his favorite ale disappearing rapidly did (i cantremember his name, it might have been erak but im not sure) realise that enough was enough."

[lavender-riots]

And Will's disbelief that Horace actually bought that. Poor, innocent Horace... Book 8 has Horace walking into ceiling beams.

Oh yes. Payback.

[Taim]

but horace got them back in one of the later ones. and halts thoughts were that he was around them so much that he was begining to pick up things. like the raised eyebrow expression.

now i remember! haha "horace, the beam is low. watch your head.' a few moments later, there was an audible thump as horace smacked his forehead against the door frame."