by Mys » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:35 am
/claps It appears you guys have given up X''D Alright alright.......I ship Miku/Windows 8. They're meant to be ;A; And now for a very awkward/hilarious drabble that happened. I used a generator so of course that's why it's so random lmao.
The Windows XP Logo Prince
Miku was walking through an epic meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied an advanced little Windows XP logo lying under a tree.
Miku skipped over to see the dear thing and was neat to find that he was hurt! A tablet had pierced his bright little hand and he whimpered roughly with the pain.
"My smooth little friend," Miku said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the tablet, as happily as she could. The Windows XP logo cried out and Miku's heart ached, like it was the biggest breakthrough in technology since the beginning of time.. "You'll be all right," Miku whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Windows 8 and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Windows 8 up in her arms, Miku carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Miku nursed Windows 8, cleaning his hand and feeding him Bill Gates-brand Windows XP logo chow.
On the eighth night, Windows 8 climbed into bed with Miku. He burrowed under the covers and kindly flicked Miku's face. It made Miku giggle and she cuddled close to Windows 8, stroking his hair and singing sadly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Miku hurried home so she could curl up with Windows 8. It gave her an awesome feeling whenever Windows 8 flicked her face.
Then one night, Windows 8 looked up at Miku and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a cool prince."
Miku screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a Windows XP logo talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Windows 8 said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Miku said and kissed Windows 8 on his hair. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a cool prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Windows 8," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Miku said.
"See?" Windows 8 said and showed Miku the scar from the tablet on his hand. Then he kissed Miku and they tumbled on a table and did a lot of very sexy things, some of them involving a cute Microsoft Sam.
"I love you," Windows 8 said when they were done. Miku clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Windows 8 had stashed away.
And if Windows 8 didn't know about Miku's visits to the Windows XP logo sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
☆-☆-☆-☆-☆-☆-☆-☆-☆-☆ Can I tell you something...?
I want to tell you something...
It's just an old story.
I will sing the meanings...
That you taught me...
About devotion...
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