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[//shige]

What he said. x3

Welcome!

[Azh]

welcome!
has anyone on here read any Scandinavia and the world comics? i find a lot of hetalia cross overs with it.

Also, I haven't, but would love to.

[0000007]

Username: c l o c k w o r k
Nickname: Shio
Birthday: Nov. 22
Country: America ~
Favourite Character(s): like everybody Russia & France & Norway & Canada & Italy & everyone
Favourite Episode(s): I could never choose honestly..
Favourite Strip(s): Not sure.
Character you can relate to the most: I dunno my friend says I'm like China or Iceland so ?
Anything not mentioned above?: don't really have internet right now so I won't post often - but when i get it i will most definitly be posting. I have yet to read the manga unfortunately..

[Flsh.bowl]

-sorry guys I am busy with being sick-
I will try to chat as soon as possible.
~Corey

[reelbigghoti]

welcome c l o c k w o r k
and Corey, i hope you feel better soon!

[Hideś]

Oh, I love Satw, these are very funny comics xD I really like the ones with sister Japan.

[//shige]

Thank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Japan Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.

Japan Hetaloid comes with:

-one Katana

-one military uniform

-one Yukata

-A very expensive looking Laptop

-One business suit

-one casual outfit

-Manga

-Anime DVD's

-A bag of salt

-A limited warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks.

Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)

How to activate your Japan Hetaloid

To activate your Japan Hetaloid, it is best to do so without physically touching him. Japan Hetaloids are known for being very uncomfortable with people getting near his personal space. You can also coax your Japan Hetaloid with a rice ball, or some salted mackerel. Doing this will make your Japan Hetaloid's happiness meter fill greatly.

What to feed your Japan Hetaloid

Japan Hetaloids prefer home made meals, as long as they have color, and flavor. Japan Hetaloids enjoy anything with large amounts of salt. Rice, pickled veggies, cod roe are some foods he enjoys most. Salted Mackerel is Japan Hetaloid's favorite food. However, be sure to keep his sodium levels balanced, or else Japan Hetaloid will suffer from high sodium intake, high blood pressure, sleep disorders, and back pains. Japan Hetaloids also enjoy sushi, sashimi, and other asian cuisines. Japan Hetaloid tends to snack once in a while, so be sure to have some asian snacks on hand, preferably pocky.

Warning: Putting Japan Hetaloid on a diet will result in a very unhappy japanese man. He will ask-no he will beg, on his knees to bring back all his salted foods. Unless you enjoy teasing Japan Hetaloid like this, we advice you don't try this at all. Sometimes Japan is a glutton, but he is a proud glutton, though he doesnt eat as much as the America Hetaloid.

Entertain your Japan Hetaloid

Japan Hetaloids are easy to entertain, and they don't get bored easily. The best thing to entertain your Japan hetaloid is with manga. It can be any type of manga, because Japan Hetaloid is a closet otaku. Anime is another thing you can entertain your Japan Hetaloid. To make your Japan Hetaloid smile, we suggest cosplay. preferably Hatsune Miku or a maid. This will cause your Japan Hetaloid to blush and smile (like his inner uke). RPG games are Japan Hetaloid's favorite video game, as he has a liking for 2-D characters. Japan Hetaloid also likes to draw anime characters and doujinshi's, so if you can draw either, Japan Hetaloid will be very pleased, and look forward to seeing your work.

Warning: Be careful if you plan to give Japan Hetaloid Yaoi, Yuri, or Hentai Manga, anime or RPG games. we have not tested what would happen if Japan Hetaloid were to come in contact with such things.

Japan Hetaloids are compatible with other Hetaloids

America Hetaloid: Japan Hetaloid is compatible with America hetaloid, due to their love for video games and other technology. However, shipping these two will make Japan an uke, unless that's what you're aiming for. the reason for Japan Hetaloids being compatible for America Hetaloids is because of the whole "opposites attract" America being that happy go lucky type of guy and Japan being calm and conservative.

England Hetaloid: Japan Hetaloid and England Hetaloids are very compatible. they are both closet perverts, and will tolerate each other very well. However, shipping these two will cause England Hetaloid to be a total tsundere. Though Japan Hetaloid won't mind at all.

Greece Hetaloid: Quite an odd pairing this is, but Greece and Japan will get along with each other, since they both like cats, (though Greece Hetaloid loves cats more.) Shipping these two will end up with some sexual innuendo, and the use of cat ears (optional). Warning: May cause love triangle if Turkey Hetaloid is involved.

Taiwan Hetaloid: It is unclear if these two can be shipped, but both being raised by China Hetaloid, they will most likely get along like siblings. Warning: Taiwan Hetaloid may end up as a yandere little sister.

Do not let this Hetaloid near Japan Hetaloid:

Korea Hetaloid: This Hetaloid must not get near Japan. Korea Hetaloid is known for annoying and or pissing off Japan Hetaloid. Korea Hetaloid also has a nasty habit of groping Japan Hetaloid's chest, and ranting how Japan and his inventions originated from him.


Q&A

Q. My Japan hetaloid is wearing a black uniform, has red eyes, and his katana is covered in blood. What is this?

A. You must have ordered a 2P! Japan. If you wish to return him, do so immediately, and we will send you a 1P Japan.

Q. I gave my Japan Hetaloid a hug, and he rejected me. Does he hate me?

A. No he does not. Japan Hetaloid does not like to be touched, and you must refrain from doing so. His happiness meter will go down a bit, but the best thing to do is to apologize. Japan Hetaloid forgives easily.

Q. My Japan Hetaloid isn't doing so well. his blood pressure is high and he's having back pains. What do I do?

A. Time to put this Hetaloid on a strict low sodium diet. It's best to have Germany Hetaloid take care of this.

Q. My Japan Hetaloid is acting crazy! he has his tie around his head, and doing a strange dance! what's going on?

A. Japan Hetaloid is drunk. Either sober him up, or take photos and share it with your friends.

Q. Can I date my Japan Hetaloid?

A.Yes you can, but it will take some time, and a lot of patience. take things slowly and gradually, your Japan Hetaloid will let you hug him.

Q. My Japan Hetaloid is sad! what should I do?

A. Have a Hatsune Miku costume on hand.

Q. Korea Hetaloid is groping Japan Hetaloid's chest and saying everything japan invented orginates from him! Help?!

A. We have warned you about that. It's your problem now.

Order now, and for a limited time, you can get another Hetaloid at half price! call at (555) 555-5555


Warning: we are not responsible for the destruction your Hetaloid will make. Once you've ordered your Hetaloid, it is now your responsibility to take care of them.

Found this on Deviantart...

Credit goes to the owner, but daaaaaayyyuuummm

[Livini]

Wooooow
That was cool.

[Azh]

What is your favourite quote from Hetalia? Mine is ''it tastes like a sandwich''

[the machine]

I actually don't have any favorite quotes.