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[Artesian]

You might not be able to swallow a spider, but I did read about one crawling into a woman's ear canal and living there for like, what, a week? They had pictures and everything. /shudder

Haha, misunderstood blob of doom. This actually reminds me of a companion one of my characters had in one of my early RPs. He was a blob of goo too, and kind of like a puppy. He followed my character everywhere, but didn't have a name. She named him "Bozo", though, in a spur of the moment thing while introducing herself to the other characters. Ah, fun times.

... I'd spill all the details on his characters, but I'd rather wait for the roleplay. Which is, actually going to happen? Right? o.o I would love to play him in a romance roleplay setting, but I don't think most people could handle a giant blob giving them romance advice and playing matchmaker.

("Will he ever notice me?" sighs the Mary Sue.
"Of course he will," says the blob.
"But I'm not beautiful!"
"You are beautiful! Honest!"
"You're a big blob of goo. What do you know?"
"I know that creatures with an even number of appendages are considered lovely. Come on. At least you have an actual shape.")

[abandoned.]

@artesian: the little dialogue made me laugh xD

@rose: go google it xD i watched for a bit c;

[Clavicle]

Oooh, mister Big Blob of Goo /swoon [cookies to those who get the reference.]

Now I really want to see this character be RPed, haha.

Just gonna post the picture of the dancing spider here... aaand, now I'll stop.

[abandoned.]

Swoon...as in the book by Nina Malkin..../lolwhatamitalkingabout?

lol the male of the species are quite pretty though...o-o

[rose;]

oh ick. Icky. No. >.< Blah..
I don't get any of these references either xD Ever xP

Lol xD yeah, I wanna see this character xD Glitter needs to come back soon

[Clavicle]

Is the book any good? o: But nope. It's actually from this small comic Click

[Artesian]

@artesian: the little dialogue made me laugh xD

@rose: go google it xD i watched for a bit c;

Nobody seems to do literate humour-focused Roleplays on CS, and they're the most fun! D:

Oooh, mister Big Blob of Goo /swoon [cookies to those who get the reference.]

Now I really want to see this character be RPed, haha.

Just gonna post the picture of the dancing spider here... aaand, now I'll stop.

Blob of goo: I am a gentleman. Okay, a gentleblob anyway.

So. Cute. That's an adorable spider! And Hark a Vagrant! One of my favs.

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@nosebleed: i think it's good and that was an interesting comic strip XD

[Cuckoo]

*Shuffles in looking guilty*

Ok, firstly, please don't eat me . I have not forgotten about the mutant roleplay, however, I being a master procrastinator have been putting off writing the intro/plot.

I am sorry.

And nosebleed, you have already had your revenge by posting that link to the spider pic. Curiosity killed the mouse. I am deathly afraid of spiders, but I looked at it and was just like, ehhh I'll take a little peak, won't hurt anything. And then BAM, little furry legs and beady eyeballs EVERYWHERE! *Shudders*

But the rest of you, feel free to pelt me with rocks until I get a decent intro written.

[rose;]

And nosebleed, you have already had your revenge by posting that link to the spider pic. Curiosity killed the mouse. I am deathly afraid of spiders, but I looked at it and was just like, ehhh I'll take a little peak, won't hurt anything. And then BAM, little furry legs and beady eyeballs EVERYWHERE! *Shudders*

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This was me. >.<

No, no rock pelting here. Just rather impatient waiting, since I may or may not be a very impatient person