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[seashell.]

*randomly runs into conversation while making indian noises*

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeererrrrrrrrrrrrr

[eden .]

it's years later and the avengers have come and gone. The city has erupted in chaos. The agents of SHIELD are looking for new recruits.

Basically, a whole troop of loser heroes with near useless powers tries out to be the new avengers. They aren't much, but they're all the city has to offer. Over time, they grow into real heroes.

good? yes? i thought so too. ovo

sounds fun

[glassea]

it's years later and the avengers have come and gone. The city has erupted in chaos. The agents of SHIELD are looking for new recruits.

Basically, a whole troop of loser heroes with near useless powers tries out to be the new avengers. They aren't much, but they're all the city has to offer. Over time, they grow into real heroes.

good? yes? i thought so too. ovo

sounds fun

i heard the words "useless powers". count me in.
i have five million useless abilities up my sleeve

[seashell.]

omg Glassea I stalk you!

whaaaaaat? I said nothing.

They need to be really unusual powers. Like the ability to communicate with inanimate objects or the ability to glow. Or maybe to taste things you look at....hmmm. I need some creative assistance!

[VesVes]

Useless powers?

I have the perfect one. Double-jointed pinkie fingers. Long story. It's a bit of an inside joke between me and my friends. XD

Or what about 'food-bending'? Like elemental powers but with food instead of fire, water etc.?

[glassea]

if we're discussing creative powers, i think my best and derpiest one was the ability to burp and fart at the same time, on command. can you do that? didn't think so.

but if we're being serious here then odd forms of levitation is always fun
like whatever you touch with your pinkie toe levitates to a height of exactly eight feet before dropping back to earth
what did i tell you about the random abilities

and ermahgawsh a stalker like <333

[seashell.]

:o the legendary furp! So it is real!

What if we brought in powers similar to those of teen titans? Like someone who can shapeshift into some ridiculous animal....Like a unipurtle.

[VesVes]

What about a coral shifter? Or an earthworm shifter? Not exactly unusual, but still pretty useless for fighting.

EDIT: WAIT. What if there was a guy with math powers? Like the ability to divide by zero or something to that effect?
He would be called MATHMAN.
Faster than a speeding calculator, more powerful than a logarithmic function...

[seashell.]

Here's what I've got so far:

a boy that glows in the dark

a girl that turns into a human fish every time water touches her. {I would be-steal this one, since i'm a dolphin.}

a boy that can communicate with trees and plants

a girl that can turn any surface into a mirror.

a boy who can change the color objects.

[Artesian]

AAHAHAHA you're looking for random crazy powers ideas? I wrote down every idea for that I could find a while ago, and have about a hundred. >-> If anyone wants some, just pm me. I'd rather not post them aaaall, because that'd be a really long post. But here's a few:

• Invitational Only: I can be anywhere, get into anywhere, and stay anywhere, as long as I'm invited. Yeah, I'm like a vampire. No, I don't drink blood. Or sparkle. It's just the invitation thing, all right? Anyway, I can get into and out of locked rooms, inpenetrable fortresses, and impossible to access file-rooms, as long as I have an invitation.
• Dancing Teacher: I am the shortcut. I can teach anyone to dance in a manner of hours. They walk in like Mr. Bean, dance out like Fred Astaire. Only trouble is, I can't make it stick... or rather I make it stick too well? After they leave, they can't walk anywhere. They can't sit still. They have to boogie through their days, until my lessons wear off, which can be anywhere between a few hours to a few months.
• The Magical Banker: I know, not exciting. You'd be surprised though. By touching someone, I can tell everything about their financial history in a few instants. What they bought yesterday to their back taxes.
• Human Charger: I was excited when I realized I have power over electricity. I was thinking, hey, I'll set myself up as Zeusvenger, and fit crime with lightning right? Noooo. My power isn't anything cool. I can charge batteries through touch. The only crime fighting I can do is to recharge random passerby's phones so they can dial the real heroes to come save them.
• Colourful: I can bring out the true power of colour combos. The right combination of colour in one of my projects can evoke all kinds of emotions: from calm, attraction, anger, and intense mental pain. Truly, I am an artist!
• Cthulu-face: Okay, let's get this over with. I can sprout tentacles from my body - usually on my face. People judge me because of that. I'm seriously a nice person, it's just that I look like a b-horror movie when I get angry, because I suddenly have a beard of tentacles and slitted green eyes. I don't want to talk about it.
• Knows What They Like: This person, before they do anything, knows whether they'll like it or not. Going to see a movie? Oh, I'm going to like that one. Roller Coaster ride? No can do, I won't like it. Etc. Not a powerful superpower, but a handy one.
• Metal Hands: One of my hands is made of an amorphous metal compound, that can become pliable or hard at will. I'm a technical person, so I usual use it to replace my huge collection of wrenches, screwdrivers and saws.
• Presence of Mind: I always know what time it is and exactly where I am. It can be a bit overwhelming, if I let myself consider it. The world is a big place, and time even more so.
• Replacements: My body just doesn't know when to stop growing. I'm always losing my teeth as new ones come in, like a shark. My fingernails and hair grow far faster than a normal person. The weirdest part is when I lose something that doesn't grow, like a finger. It grows back too. Weird.
• Pearls: Every painful emotion I feel comes out as a pearl in my mouth, like an irritant in an oyster, building up a layer of shiny coating to stop the pain. On a bad day, I look like the girl in the old fairytale about toads and jewels.
• Personal Weather: No one else can see it, but I live in my own personal weather system. I'll be soaking wet and shivering on a sunny spring day, and all you'll see is my coat slowly speckling from the water. I'll see the my own personal weather, of course, but you can't. The weirdest thing is when it's apparently August and blisteringly hot, and I'm all swaddled up in a thick coat, with snow collecting on my collar.
• Age is Just a Number: I'm apparently twenty-two. But, whenever I visit someone younger, I de-age into their age. Same with older people.