~*The Grammar Police Station (Open for officers)

[Bluish]

Hi guys, haven't posted here for a while, but I thought this was worth posting.

"AD STORI DUNT REED IF YHU CRI EASLI!!!!!!!
a boi an is burd wer on a dayt wen e got owt sum guacamole dey ayt et all up
gurl: dis dunt ave jalepinos in bbe?
boi: yh bby i lyk et spyci
gurl : I AM ELERGYC
'boi as a hertetteck'
gurl : noo ma bby boi i woz kiddin
gurl diez at 87 ov owld ayg
LYK IF YHO AV SEAN DIZ OR EKSPIRYENCD ET"

Found it on Facebook, my eyes are burning from trying to stare at the computer and translate this.

"A Story. Don't read if you cry easily!
A boy and his girlfriend were on a date, when he got out some guacamole and ate it all.
Girl: This doesn't have jalapenos in it, does it baby?
Boy: Yes, baby, I like it spicy.
Girl: But I am allergic!
Boy: -has heart attack-
Girl: No, my baby boy, I was kidding!
The girl died at 86 years old.
Like if you have seen this or experienced it!"

Not to be offensive, but who would have seen or experienced that? o.o

[Rachel Amber]

Hi guys, haven't posted here for a while, but I thought this was worth posting.

"AD STORI DUNT REED IF YHU CRI EASLI!!!!!!!
a boi an is burd wer on a dayt wen e got owt sum guacamole dey ayt et all up
gurl: dis dunt ave jalepinos in bbe?
boi: yh bby i lyk et spyci
gurl : I AM ELERGYC
'boi as a hertetteck'
gurl : noo ma bby boi i woz kiddin
gurl diez at 87 ov owld ayg
LYK IF YHO AV SEAN DIZ OR EKSPIRYENCD ET"

Found it on Facebook, my eyes are burning from trying to stare at the computer and translate this.

"A Story. Don't read if you cry easily!
A boy and his girlfriend were on a date, when he got out some guacamole and ate it all.
Girl: This doesn't have jalapenos in it, does it baby?
Boy: Yes, baby, I like it spicy.
Girl: But I am allergic!
Boy: -has heart attack-
Girl: No, my baby boy, I was kidding!
The girl died at 86 years old.
Like if you have seen this or experienced it!"

Not to be offensive, but who would have seen or experienced that? o.o

I don't think anybody. xD I was just lurking on facebook and this is what I found.

[jackbarakat]

Hi guys, haven't posted here for a while, but I thought this was worth posting.

"AD STORI DUNT REED IF YHU CRI EASLI!!!!!!!
a boi an is burd wer on a dayt wen e got owt sum guacamole dey ayt et all up
gurl: dis dunt ave jalepinos in bbe?
boi: yh bby i lyk et spyci
gurl : I AM ELERGYC
'boi as a hertetteck'
gurl : noo ma bby boi i woz kiddin
gurl diez at 87 ov owld ayg
LYK IF YHO AV SEAN DIZ OR EKSPIRYENCD ET"

Found it on Facebook, my eyes are burning from trying to stare at the computer and translate this.

"A Story. Don't read if you cry easily!
A boy and his girlfriend were on a date, when he got out some guacamole and ate it all.
Girl: This doesn't have jalapenos in it, does it baby?
Boy: Yes, baby, I like it spicy.
Girl: But I am allergic!
Boy: -has heart attack-
Girl: No, my baby boy, I was kidding!
The girl died at 86 years old.
Like if you have seen this or experienced it!"

Not to be offensive, but who would have seen or experienced that? o.o

Yeah... XD

[winter-soul]

Hi guys, haven't posted here for a while, but I thought this was worth posting.

"AD STORI DUNT REED IF YHU CRI EASLI!!!!!!!
a boi an is burd wer on a dayt wen e got owt sum guacamole dey ayt et all up
gurl: dis dunt ave jalepinos in bbe?
boi: yh bby i lyk et spyci
gurl : I AM ELERGYC
'boi as a hertetteck'
gurl : noo ma bby boi i woz kiddin
gurl diez at 87 ov owld ayg
LYK IF YHO AV SEAN DIZ OR EKSPIRYENCD ET"

Found it on Facebook, my eyes are burning from trying to stare at the computer and translate this.

"A Story. Don't read if you cry easily!
A boy and his girlfriend were on a date, when he got out some guacamole and ate it all.
Girl: This doesn't have jalapenos in it, does it baby?
Boy: Yes, baby, I like it spicy.
Girl: But I am allergic!
Boy: -has heart attack-
Girl: No, my baby boy, I was kidding!
The girl died at 86 years old.
Like if you have seen this or experienced it!"

Not to be offensive, but who would have seen or experienced that? o.o

Yeah... XD

I think it would be a one in a million chance of experiencing that.

[Choco]

Nope, it would be: 1% out of 100'000'000'000'000% So on and so forth.

[jackbarakat]

I just wanted to point out, that imaginary girl shouldn't joke about being allergic to jalapeno's, I'm allergic to wheat and it sucks! XD

[Choco]

That's nice to know. Joke.

[Bluish]

Imagine this happening to you.

You and your perfect girl [or boy] going out on the perfect date to a perfect restaurant.
You order the guacamole, eager to eat/taste it. It tastes delicious.
Your girl/boyfriend asks you if there is Jalapeno in the guacamole.
You answer with a nod, remembering the menu clearly stating "with Jalapeno".
S/he cries out that s/he is allergic to the food, and you become worried.
Before you have a chance to answer her/him, your chest starts to burn and your throat closes up.
You are having a heart attack and panic encases your mind.
Your girl/boyfriend screechs that they were joking about the allergy.
But it's too late. You are already on the floor, clutching your throat.
The air won't come in and before you know it, everything goes blank and you have passed on.

That isn't seriously going to happen to anyone, is it? o-o

[Choco]

That is so stupid.

[Bluish]

I know right?