Semi-Literate+ RPers Club [DEAD;NEW LINK IN FIRST POST]

[WalkerNom]

I am creating a Secret Agent RP, if thats what you two up top were referring to. I've got the plot done but its not really ready. Came up with the idea from the movie, "Cats and Dogs 2" hahaha so don't feel bad about being childish, we all are.

[ossa di cervo]

FFFF-I was tromping through this creek earlier today with my dog and aggck, I started being all stupid and stuff, cause that's just what I do. I'm 17 and still act five. But anyways! I was going through the creek and crouching down, occasionally running on the dry rocks, pulling the dog along and whispering little "directions". Of course, my dog just barked and wagged her tail like she knew what was going on. I totally want that secret agent rp now though. ._. I have the perfect first post.

I felt like a gangster.

Just a side note, I wasn't alone.. ;>.> I was with my friends.. Just so everyone knows I'm not a creep being stupid alone. I'm stupid with other stupid people.

I love secret agent RP's. B|
I had this awesome idea for a romance one. xD
Everyone started off as a couple, then it was revealed that one of the people in the relationship was actually a spy and it had been their job to get as close as possible to their partner so that they could eventually kidnap them.
It was all filled with drama as the spies began to wonder if they were doing the right thing and maybe they were in love with their "targets." And all the time they were getting crap'ed by the company they work for.
Then the people being kidnapped are like "BOOHOO, I thought they loved me."

But I'm better with coming up with RP ideas then actually doing them. B|

That would be kinda fantastical. :O Though I imagine it'd be harder to pull off with more then two people. xD

I am creating a Secret Agent RP, if thats what you two up top were referring to. I've got the plot done but its not really ready. Came up with the idea from the movie, "Cats and Dogs 2" hahaha so don't feel bad about being childish, we all are.

Yes, yes, yes! Now that I've had inspiration bite me like a mosquito, I'd totally join. Watch this awesome pun.. thing. I'm itchin' with the need to write. >:D

Also.. I've been having huge urges to write really sad stuff, but I'm not sad. O_o That usually only happens when I wanna vent, but now I'm all, "OMG! That would be an amazing Role play!" about like, everything that pops into my head. ._.

[*Skylar The Plant*]

C o c k r o a c h Waltz

We hide in the cupboards, and under the stairs

The cockroaches hide where the human’s cannot see them. Though most of the time it isn’t for the reasons the human’s would first expect. There’s a whole different life to these little insects that we might never know. The life of a cockroach is one fraught with peril, torture and lies.

We look at each other, with a compound eye.
See something that’s nothing.
And then start to cry.

But what do you think of the disgusting creatures that you see eating your food? Do you think they like being like they are? Do you think they like scrounging for the leftovers from human food? Well of course they don’t! If you were one, would you settle for the crumbs that fall out of another’s mouth?

But. It is law to stay where they are. It always has been. Each cockroach is never alone. They live in colonies, where you find one there is bound to be a thousand more. They are all lead by one ruler, the rulers word is law. He is the biggest of all cockroaches, his eyes the largest and most clear, his wings the clearest and well tended to. He is truly grand. And his word is law.

I am a part of you. You made me want.

But wouldn’t you get sick of a life of being nothing but an extension? A pawn? You were not made for this! Will you take a stand? Against your ruler? Against your kind, it’s time to stop being a pawn! And start being a king of your own right!

Crawl quick past each other. The cord starts to break.

But you must be careful. As the ruler of the cockroaches has spies everywhere. This is his dance. He controls it. Defying his rule could lead to your death, but it could also lead to your freedom, and a life without regret! It’s your choice, but you must be warned, and now you have been.

We look like each other.
Sew you to my chest, then say that I won’t faithfully.

The rules of the cockroaches are simple. They are to be followed at all times; otherwise harsh penalties shall befall you.

1. You must never expose yourself to the humans on purpose. Never try to interact with them.
2. You must follow the orders of those above you in rank.
3. Speak in proper language, show respect to all those above you, addressing them formally is key.
4. The whole colony must be fed; you only eat when the rest of the colony does. No matter what, you MUST not eat food before this time.
5. Females must always obey males. Always.
6. All females must take turns taking care of the younglings.
7. If any talk is heard of treason or blasphemous talk of the ruler, it must be taken immediately to one of royal status or a guard. It then must be punished by imprisonment, torture or death.
8. Punishment can be taken out by anyone the higher power orders you too. If you are ordered to do something, it is law, you MUST do it.
9. No venturing outside of the area’s in which you have been assigned to.
10. No mating outside the time in which you have been permitted. All matches must be approved by the rules, if turned down, no mating or courtship may proceed and each must find different mates regardless.
11. Do not speak to any other cockroaches out of turn. This promotes treacherous talk, which is not to be tolerated.
12. NO talking to other insects or animals. This is not permitted to anyone, regardless of the circumstance, other insects are enemies. No matter what.

You loved me once.
Help me shut out this painful world.

Life is very hard as a cockroach, many do not make it. But it is very different from any other insects. There are different everything. Different ways of raising young, different courting ways.

Some words have been changed for Cockroaches, they are more harsh of tongue then many other insects.

A sign of respect to older cockroaches or cockroaches of higher rank is for the speaker to add “Bel” to the start of their name. So if there name was... Well let’s say Gar. It would be Belgar.

Tol is something cockroaches add to the start of place names. Like Tol’nest.
Remember this.

I want this

Now these are the rules. This is what I want you to do.

- Post more than four sentences per post. Make them a fairly large size, this is a Semi Lit RP.
- Please wait for me to accept you before you post.
- Follow the plot as well as you can. Though small detours are allowed.
- Please make your cockroach... Cockroachy.
- If you need to speak in OOC, use brackets

I don’t want this

I don’t want these things to happen in this roleplay.

- No being rude to other people on OOC.
- No god-modding or power-playing
- No making your cockroach perfect. Cockroaches are NOT perfect in anyway.
- No arguing about stupid things in OOC.
- No spamming up the roleplay. I don’t want it locked.

This is my Cockroach roleplay so far! Any thoughts? Would anyone join? ^.^

[Metallic Dragon]

I might. I don't have a lot of free time currently is the problem :\

[*Skylar The Plant*]

Well I just finished it ^.^ If you do decide to join anytime, the links there

C o c k r o a c h Waltz

[WalkerNom]

So who was gonna make the rodent RP?? I want to join that one!

[Kites]

I've had a sudden desire to do a proper mutation roleplay...
A world with a history very similar to ours, but we, the human race, did not evolve so easily in the change in climate halfway between our evolution of our apes stage, to the stage that you and I are in now. The races split off, and began to change themselves into the creatures that lived around them so they could survive.
I'm talking about mutations like:
Incredibly sight
No sight, but fantastic hearing/echo location
Webbed limbs/Gills
Scaley skin
And whatnot. Its just a concept idea at the moment.

[WalkerNom]

Just got an idea for a exotic bird RP?? Anyone with me?

[SilverDoe]

*Raises hand* Exotic bird RP? I'm in!

[astrocompass]

Exotic bird sounds nice, since I don't really have any main animal RPs right now ^^

Oh and the idea I posted I think a page back, has been made so if your interested there are limited slots.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=510313