==> You can't fight the Homestuck.

[sicknasty]

might need some earplugs, then!
edit:
ooh, i like this one, too!
You are the PAINTER OF BREATH, or you will be once you awake on DERSE. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF LEAD AND CAVES, which is inhabited by TURTLES. There, the enemies drop DIAMOND GRIST and serve the feared Denizen LEGBA, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty VIOLINKIND strife specibus. Your username is mysticVariable, and you use the STACK fetch modus.
painter
of breath
painter
of wind
colours
of the mothergrubbing wind
!

[Luminary]

this is such a fun website omg

You are the KNIGHT OF SUBSTANCE, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF CONSPIRACIES AND WATER, which is inhabited by CROCODILES. There, the enemies drop SILICON GRIST and serve the feared Denizen ECHIDNA, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty MONITORKIND strife specibus. Your username is logicalExecutioner, and you use the MIRACLE fetch modus.

monitorkind
just
why XD

You are the HERMIT OF MUSIC, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF FLAME AND LACE, which is inhabited by NEWTS. There, the enemies drop RUBY GRIST and serve the feared Denizen SANDALPHON, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty KEYBOARDKIND strife specibus. Your username is spellString, and you use the FIBONACCI HEAP fetch modus.

Flame and Lace
this
yes
Promet's land
yesss

[wiccecraefte]

You are the PAGE OF SPACE, or you will be once you awake on DERSE. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF HEAT AND STICKS, which is inhabited by GRAPES. There, the enemies drop CANDLEWAX GRIST and serve the feared Denizen COYOTE, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SPOONKIND strife specibus. Your username is creativeNoise , and you use the STACK fetch modus.

...Grapes?

[Luminary]

You are the PAGE OF SPACE, or you will be once you awake on DERSE. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF HEAT AND STICKS, which is inhabited by GRAPES. There, the enemies drop CANDLEWAX GRIST and serve the feared Denizen COYOTE, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty SPOONKIND strife specibus. Your username is creativeNoise , and you use the STACK fetch modus.

...Grapes?

spponkind...???
//BATTERWITCHBATTERWITCH???

[sicknasty]

this is such a fun website omg

You are the KNIGHT OF SUBSTANCE, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF CONSPIRACIES AND WATER, which is inhabited by CROCODILES. There, the enemies drop SILICON GRIST and serve the feared Denizen ECHIDNA, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty MONITORKIND strife specibus. Your username is logicalExecutioner, and you use the MIRACLE fetch modus.

monitorkind
just
why XD

You are the HERMIT OF MUSIC, or you will be once you awake on PROSPIT. Once you enter the game, you will start in the LAND OF FLAME AND LACE, which is inhabited by NEWTS. There, the enemies drop RUBY GRIST and serve the feared Denizen SANDALPHON, but you'll surely be able to overcome them with your trusty KEYBOARDKIND strife specibus. Your username is spellString, and you use the FIBONACCI HEAP fetch modus.

Flame and Lace
this
yes
Promet's land
yesss

i /want/ your fetch modus
'nuff said

[Luminary]

wth is a fabonacci heap fetch modus???
idk waht the means omg

[sicknasty]

...
*is miffed because i'm obviously the only maths geek here*
fibonacci spirals are cool! so are fibonacci heaps!

[Luminary]

...
*is miffed because i'm obviously the only maths geek here*
fibonacci spirals are cool! so are fibonacci heaps!

*googles it*
. . .
oooohhh nooooo e-----e
math stuff
inf
i wonder how the modus works, too..

[sicknasty]

i suppose it's just organised similar to john's, but in a cool spiral shape? so you have to wait till something gets to the bottom to take it out?

[Luminary]

i suppose it's just organised similar to john's, but in a cool spiral shape? so you have to wait till something gets to the bottom to take it out?

hmnn
maybe if it got closer to the middle of the spiral it pop out
idk