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Daleks in General: "EXTERMINATE!"
New Who;
Series 1:
Episode 5, World War Three:
Doctor: "Thing is, if I was you, if I was going to execute someone by backing them against the wall, between you and me, a word of advice... Don't stand them against the lift!"
Episode 10, The Doctor Dances:
Captain Jack Harkness: "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Oooh, this could be a little more sonic'?"
Doctor: "What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"
Doctor: "Keep the banana."
Jack: "Why?"
Doctor: "Good source of potassium!"
Doctor: "You want moves Rose? I'll give you moves. Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once, EVERYBODY LIVES.
Episode 11, Boom Town:
Margaret Blaine (Slitheen): "What are you captain of? The Innuendo Squad?"
Episode 12, Bad Wolf:
Captain Jack Harkness: "Okay, defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?"
Robots: "Absolutely."
Captain Jack: "Ladies, your viewing figures just went up."
Series 2:
Episode 4, Girl in the Fireplace:
Mickey: "What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"
Doctor: "Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
Reinette/Madame de Pompadour: "It is customary, I think, to have an imaginary friend only during one's childhood. You are to be congratulated on your persistance!"
Squire: "Who the hell are you?!"
Doctor: "I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!" *Laughs crazily, then pulls lever and spins out of sight*
Episode 13, Doomsday
Dalek Thay: "Identify yourself!"
Cybermen: "You will identify first!"
Dalek Thay: "State your designation!"
Cybermen: "You will identify first!"
Dalek Thay: "IDENTIFY!"
Mickey Smith: "It's like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock."
Cybermen: "That is illogical. You will modify."
Dalek Thay: "Daleks do not take orders."
Cybermen: "You have been identified as Daleks."
Dalek Sec: "Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen!"
Cyber Leader: "Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen."
Dalek Leader: "This is not war - this is pest control!"
Cyber Leader: "We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"
Dalek Leader: "Four."
Cyber Leader: "You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"
Dalek Leader: "We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You superior in only one respect."
Cyber Leader: "What is that?"
Dalek Leader: "You are better at dying. Raise communications barrier!"
[video link with Cyber Leader cuts out]
Cyberman: "Our technology is compatiable; although your design is less elegant."
Dalek: "Daleks have no concept of elegance!"
Cyberman: "This is obvious."
Doctor: "Isn't anyone going to ask me what's with the glasses?"
Doctor: "Who ya' gonna' call?"
Rose Tyler: "Ghost Busters!"
Doctor: "I ain't 'fraida no ghost!"
Series 3:
Episode 9, The Family of Blood:
Timothy: "He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful."
Episode 11, Utopia:
Doctor: "Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun... For a hermit."
Series 4:
Episode 17, The End of Time Part One
Doctor: "Hold on, better lock the tardis. *beep beep*
See? Like a car... I locked it like a car... That's funny... No? A little bit? Blimey, try to make an ood laugh..."
Series 5:
Episode 1, The Eleventh Hour
Doctor: "Beans are evil. Bad bad beans!"
Doctor: "Can I have an apple? All I can think about, apples! I love apples. Maybe I'm having a craving! That's new, I've never had cravings before."
Doctor: "Well then. I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and don't wander off."
Doctor:"You know when grown ups tell you everything's gonna be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?"
Amelia: "Yes?"
Doctor: "Everything's gonna be fine."
Amy: "I thought, well I was starting to think, that maybe you were just like, a mad man with a box."
Doctor: "Amy Pond there is something you better understand about me cause it's important and one day your life might depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box."
'Meanwhile in the Tardis' extra scene
Doctor: "It’s camouflaged. It’s disguised as a police telephone box from 1963. Every time the TARDIS materializes in a new location, within the first nanosecond of landing, it analyses its surroundings, calculates a twelve-dimensional data map of everything within a thousand-mile radius, and then determines which outer shell would best blend in with the environment. And then it disguises itself as a police telephone box from 1963."
Amy: "So you're like a... space... squid, or something. Are you like a tiny little slug in a human suit? Is that why you walk like that?"
Episode 2, The Beast Below:
Amy: "It came because it couldn't stand to watch your children cry. What if you were really old, and really kind and alone? Your whole race dead, no future. What couldn't you do then? If you were that old, and that kind, and the very last of your kind... You couldn't just stand there and watch children cry."
Doctor: "Sorry. I'm checking all the water in this area. There's an escaped fish."
Amy: "So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere in the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there's children crying."
Doctor: "Yes."
Doctor: "Say 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
Amy: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'
Doctor: "I think a lot, it's hard to keep track"
Amy: "And what're you gonna do?"
Doctor: "What I always do...stay out of trouble. ...Badly."
"A horse and a man, above, below,
One has a plan but two must go.
Mile after mile, above, beneath,
One has a smile, one has teeth.
Though the man above might say hello,
Expect no love from the beast below...
In bed above we're deep asleep,
While greater love lies further deep.
This dream must end, this world must know,
We all depend on the beast below."
Episode 6, The Vampires of Venice:
Doctor: "Rory! That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. Diabetic. Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser! ...Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine."
Doctor: "...so, she kissed me."
Rory: "And you kissed her back."
Doctor: "No, I kissed her mouth"
Episode 10, Vincent and the Doctor:
Mr Black: "Well... big question, but to me, van Gogh is the finest painter of them all; certainly the most popular great painter of all time: The most beloved; his most command of colour; the most magnificent. He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstacy and joy and magnificence of our world... no-one had ever done it before. Perhaps no-one ever will again. To my mind that strange wild man who roamed the fields of Provence was not only the world’s greatest artist, but also one of the greatest men who ever lived."
Doctor: "The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. And we definitely added to his pile of good things."
Amy: "You do have a plan, don't you?"
Doctor: "No. It's a thing. It's like a plan, but with more greyness."
Episode 11, The Lodger
"It's art, a statement on modern society. Ooh, aint modern society awful"
Episode 12, The Pandorica Opens
Rory: "Well, I died, and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting."
Doctor: "Aaaah! But we've got surprise on our side. They'll never expect three people to attack twelve thousand Dalek battleships. 'Cos we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a fairly short surprise. Forget surprise."
Doctor: "There are fruit flies, live on Hopton Six, that live for twenty minutes and they don't even mate for life. ...There's going to be a point to that, I'll get back to you"
Doctor: "Come on, look at me! No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else; I don't have anything to loose. So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then...do the smart thing...let somebody else try first."
Doctor: "The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and...ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And...that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet. But this would do me."
Episode 13, The Big Bang:
Rory: "I could do with a ridiculous miracle right now..."
*Doctor appears*
Doctor: "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
Doctor: "Aw, you can do loads in twelve minutes...suck a mint, buy a sledge, have a fast bath..."
Series 6:
Episode 1, The Impossible Astronaut
President Nixon: "You were my second choice, Mr. Delaware."
Canton: "That's okay. You're my second choice for President, Mr. Nixon."
The Doctor: "Fellas, the guns? Really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States, parked a big blue box on the rug... You think you can just shoot me?"
River Song: (Bursting out of the TARDIS) "They're Americans!"
The Doctor: "Don't shoot. Definitely don't shoot."
The Doctor: "Rory, would you mind going with her?"
Rory: "Yeah. A bit."
The Doctor: "Then I'd appreciate it more."
Rory: (sighs) "Hang on, River. I'm coming too."
Amy: "But why? If you can make it all the way to Earth, why steal technology that could barely make it to the Moon?"
The Doctor: "Maybe because it's cooler. Look how cool this stuff is."
Amy: "Cool aliens?"
The Doctor: "Well, what would you call me?"
Amy: An alien.
The Doctor: "Jefferson isn't a girl's name. It's not her name, either. Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton, River!"
River: "Surnames of three of America's Founding Fathers."
The Doctor: "Lovely fellows. Two of them fancied me."
The Doctor: "I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name: The Doctor. (indicates Amy, Rory, River) These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson."
River: "I hate you."
The Doctor: "No you don't."
River: "Richard Milhouse Nixon. Vietnam, Watergate. Some good stuff, too."
The Doctor: "Not enough."
River: "Hippie."
The Doctor: "Archaeologist."
The Doctor: "I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?"
River: "Couldn't you just slap him sometimes?"
Episode 2, Day of the Moon
Canton: "Welcome to America" shoots
River: "What are you doing?"
Doctor: "Helping!"
River: "You've got a screwdriver, go build a cabinet!"
Doctor: "That's REALLY rude!"
Doctor: "You can let me fly it!"
River: "Or we could go where we're supposed to!"
President Nixon; "So we're safe again."
Doctor: "Safe? No of course you're not safe! There's about a billion other things out there just waiting to burn your whole world. But, if you want to pretend you're safe just so you can sleep at night, ok, you're safe, but you're not really."
Nixon: "This person you want to marry. Black?"
Canton: "Yes."
Nixon: "I know what people think of me, but perhaps I'm a little more liberal-"
Canton: "-He is."
Nixon: "...I think the moon is far enough for now, don't you Mr Delaware?"
Canton: "I figured it might be."
Old Who
The Macra Terror, Season 4
Doctor: "Confusion is best left to the experts"
Doctor: "I can stand an operation on its head quicker than anyone"
Robot, Season 12
Doctor: "You may be a doctor, but I'm the Doctor. The definitive article you may say"
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