==> You can't fight the Homestuck.

[kirill]

Contents
Post 1- Intro
Post 2- Staff
Post 3- Forms
Post 3- Rules (REVISED- PLEASE READ)
Post 5- Links

Credit for stamp to CeruleanRush...

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"A young man stands in his bedroom..."

Welcome, everyone, to a club for those stuck at home, reading Homestuck!! I am your humble host, Stray Dog, and never has a better host been seen...

For those of us who are, indeed, not a part of the Homestuck fandom, it would only be fair of me to inform you of the sensation that this club was formed in honour of. So, please, read on, my poor, naive pupils, and let me tell you about Homestuck.

What is Homestuck...?

Homestuck is an interactive webcomic created by Andrew Hussie back in April, 2009. Our genius and rightful overlord, Hussie, created a world in which a thirteen year old boy and his three friends play a game to create another universe. That is all. Many will tell you that Homestuck is just much too confusing to explain and, well, they're entirely correct if they're attempting to shove the whole story down your throat. Do not listen to them. Do not rush the story. Follow this link and enjoy the story of Homestuck at your own pace. We'll hope to see you here, in our numbers, soon enough... c:

Okay, enough of that!! I already know what Homestuck is and -

Excuse me, but, might I remind you that you are a guest here, in my thread? I do not appreciate guests being rude and pushy. Permanent residents are also reminded that I find manners important, above all else... now. Might I offer you a snack? Maybe some scotty dogs...?

Ah... sorry. And thank you. And sorry again...

It is quite alright. I assume you that you wanted to know how to join us here and become a more permanent resident, a member of this midnight crew, this felt gang, this... ah... club?
*coughs* Well, I just so happen to have a member form all ready to be filled out, just below this set of rules here:

- As I have already stated, manners are a must. Do not be rude to any other members, for whatever reason, or I am afraid that I will have to politely request you leave my home.
- I am very well aware that Homestuck contains some, well, colourful language. However, this is a children's site, and such vulgar language is not appreciated. I do not care if you are roleplaying a certain character. Do not curse on this thread, or we all suffer the moderators' wrath.
- You are welcome to post here even if I have not expressly stated your acceptance into the club. I am a busy man; I often find myself caught up in real life dramas and unable to maintain this thread. If so, I will appoint a couple of moderators to clean up any messes left by unappreciative guests before they stain the carpet.
- Please, share with us your fanart, fantrolls, fanfiction, etc. Just provide a warning as to any language/nudity/sexual themes of any sort as this is still very much a child friendly site and thread...

Well. That should do it. Please... feel free to join us by filling out the form below and I can add you to our little gathering!!

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[b][u]I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!![/u][/b]
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[kirill]

Master (Man in Charge)

Stray Dog // Mage of Space

Maids & Butlers (Mini-Mods)

-Jake English- // Thief of Mind
Serket~ // Thief of Light
striders // Mage of Mind
kale. // Witch of Space
cats. // Sylph of Space

[kirill]

Membership

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[b][u]I would like to take up permanent residency in Stray Dog's family!![/u][/b]
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[b]Favourite Kid:[/b]
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[b]Favourite Guardian:[/b][/size]

Fantrolls & Fankids

Now, I have come to the understanding that many of our number are under possession of their own creations: fantrolls and fankids.

Please, feel free to fill out the form below, and I shall display your beautiful creations here for all to see!!

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[center][u]Meet my Little Friend...[/u]
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[kirill]

Rules

1. No inappropriate material. Even if you put a warning, it is NOT ALLOWED. The mods are not okay with this and it will get our thread locked. Please don't. There will soon be somewhere off-site where we can talk freely, however, so don't fret.
2. PLEASE tag your spoilers. There's nothing more disappointing than having the story ruined for you.
3. Don't spam or double post. Posts like 'cool' and 'thanks' are not acceptable. Please keep those to PM.
4. Respect people's opinions, please. No hating on ships, theories, etc.
5. Tag your triggers, and have fun!

[kirill]

Open for posting~

[Agent Cooper]

mmmm first!
so dirk is a cutie

[danny fenton]

Yay, new thread!

I joined when I was still Ella556, could my name on the members list please be changed to Kirira and my godtier to Knight of Breath?

[Agent Cooper]

yeah, can roxy lalonde. be changed to Jim Moriarty?

[di-stri]

so im just all about links rn
a tragic ending to homestuck

also yes
dirk is like a huge cutie uvu

[quitting99983]

How laaaaaaaame can you 8e for posting 'first'?
Seriously!!!!!!!! I would expect John to pull something like that.
/jk

anyway yes he is a cutie.
a soul ripping patootie.

also we need to update the members list and all that lmao
not even a quarter of the fanbase forum is on there