Today is the day. The day that the new game you've been waiting for is being released, and you and your friends all ordered it. In fact, it's probably in your mail right now.
???: Go get the mail!
Sorry! You can't do that yet! You're not done with the introduction!
You're human. It's not quite clear why you feel obliged to say that, but you do anyway. The game? Oh right! It's Sburb, a cool reality-interactive game for your computer. Only the most awesome people are getting it. That means you and all your friends.
???: Contact friends via Pesterchum
Wrong again! You're still not done with the intro!
You have one guardian. (Parent, sibling, grandparent, relative) You're friends are too numerous to count. Oh, now you remember why you introduced yourself as human! These weird people keep trolling you and telling you that they're aliens, and that they're going to talk to you "later in the timeline" when your less ignorant. Weirdos...
Okay! You're almost done with your intro! Here's more information:
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[center]Human[/center]
Name:
Age: (between 13-15, because everyone's actually the same age but there can be some "mistakes" where your age is mistaken, or you end up in a different time than everyone else. Nothing too odd though!)
Gender:
Guardian: (what they are to you)
Chum handle: (doesn't have to be cannon (follows the same rules as the originals), but if you want you'll need to avoid ones by the original characters and maybe use something with a "u" (originals use DNA codes, U is in RNA in replacement of T)
Text color:
Looks: (eye color MUST be the same as your text color to be cannon! Pictures are fine)
Personality:
Title: (___ of ___)
Land: (Land of ____ and ____)
Consorts: (Originals were crocs, salamanders, turtles, and whatever was in Jade's land)
God Tier color(s): (not everyone has to reach God tier, but if you have the same element as another original character you must keep the same colors! ie Time is red, Light is orange, etc.)
Other:
(Oh, and stuff in parenthesis can be taken out when you fill in the form.)
Tonight is the night. Your "friends" have been talking about it for a while: the night you start playing Sgrub. Tonight your world is turned upside to spare your troll race. You and your friends are fighting to avoid extinction.
Of course, you have to make it fun at the same time. It is a game.
???: Get on with it.
Impatient. That's what you are. Introductions are important, not to be skipped.
Yes, you're a troll. Grey skin, orange horns, the works. You live with your lusus in the house you designed as a kid. Of course, it was limitted by your position on the hemospectrum (or in some cases unlimited), but you make due with it. Oh, and speaking of lusus, yours is gonna die. Along with all your friend's lusi. Apparently it's "preordained" (whether you believe in fate or not) and it's important to the game.
???: Contact this "prophet" via Trollian and find out more.
No. There's one more thing. You have a profile to fill in.
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[center]Troll[/center]
Name:
Age: (probably not much of a difference. At least 5, at most 7)
Gender:
Lusus: (what they call them and a description)
Troll Handle: (doesn't have to be cannon (follows the same rules as the originals), but if you want you'll need to avoid ones by the original characters and maybe use something with a "u" (originals use DNA codes, U is in RNA in replacement of T)
Text Color:
Quirk: (Like Sollux's obsession with 2, Terezi's leet speak, Karkat in all caps, Kanaya capitalizing the first letter, etc.)
Looks: (picture is fine)
Personality:
Blood Color: (should be same as text color with very few exceptions like Karkat)
"Starsign"/symbol: (no taking the original ones, but you can be a constellation or planet if you want. In case of planets, note that there are symbols already for planets found here: [url]http://eth91.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/planetsymbols.jpg[/url]
Title: (___ of ___)
Land: (Land of ___ and ___)
Consorts: (John has Salamanders, Dave has crocodiles, Eridan has angels...)
God Tier color(s): (If they have the same element as an original character, their colors will be the same as that character's. ie, Dave and Aradia are both Time and have red outfits, John (Breath) is blue, Vriska and Rose (Light) are orange)
Other:
What is this? Some kind of ship. Inside you find a large mechanical object with screens on it. One is glowing and is showing a strange being on it. A key board is in front of you, with a place to type a message.
???: Send a message
You cannot be told what to do! Besides, you must properly introduce yourself!
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[center]Wanderer/Midnight Crew[/center]
Name: (Two words, like Spades Slick, Draconian Dignitary, Aimless Renegade, etc.)
Gender:
Appearance: (Black, white, green... you can put a picture if you want)
Who they monitor: (If you don't know anyone and don't wanna ask to pair up, I'll stick you with either a troll or human on your request. You can always ask someone later, too.)
History:
Other:
(Note: Probably won't exactly be the Midnight Crew with the Felt and all, but if you want troll monitors can have that kind of back story.)
Ready to go?
All: Sign up
