by Dark Drago Dragonite » Thu May 09, 2013 2:32 am
Aerosa-
Leodan is busy drinking once again his stupid Volga. You just know that... It is 50% mind honey. You just... Know. Oh and there your friends come. "Hey Zullos, hey Erisdi!", you say. Leodan stops drinking to wave. And then he keeps on drinking. And then Lionel appears through the portal, and slides face down, reaching to Leodan's feet. Leodan helps him up. "... Hello! Ahem, I managed to control the session while playing it, like you see... Only that I didn't have a very soft landing", said Lionel.
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Leodan-
The Volga ended. Oh well. You put the empty bottle on your sylladex. "Soh whereh ahreh theh beahsts", you ask. "This is different! We have to go look for them!", Lionel says, somewhat too excited. Ugh. You grab another bottle of Volga, drink a sip, put it back on your sylladex and walk away. "Leodan where are you going?", asks Lionel. "Toh fihnd theh beahsts, whaht ehlseh?", you reply. Perhaps you drink Mind honey everyday but serioulsy, you were now smarter than Lionel.
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Lionel-
"You aren't going to charge on them like nothing happened! At first, what about your weaaa-", you say, but Leodan interrupted you by lifting you with his force gloves. "Theyh ahreh hehreh, dohn't youh wohrryh", he says, putting you down nice and easy. "At least, would you care to look around?", you say. If no one noticed, you are in a frozen wasteland, probably an ice island, with some mountains made of ice. "Ihceh? Soh bahsihcahllyh youh ahreh sayihng Ih'm the only ohne reahllyh prehpahrehd", smiled Leodan. What-oh. His jacket. That thing... Is as hot as your desert. And you live in one of the hottest deserts. And he wears that all the time how even... "Okay, Lionel, stop drifting off, Leodan, come back here, everyone get your weapons ready", commands Aerosa. Okay. You look at yoyr mettallic hand. Leodan taught you a little trick... If you rotated your hand at terminal velocity it would become a weapon of mass destruction. But you should use your just your Boxe-Claws.
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Leodan-
You obey Aerosa. You drink the last sip of Volga and put it back. You take your Plasma Gun. You take one cartridge of your belt and charge the plasma gun. Now to your lightsabers. You put another cartridge in them. And now your force gloves. They are ok, too. But-haha! Lionel is already cold. Why would he even choose a setting he was weak on, you mean, he lives in a desert.
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Aerosa-
Now that you made Lionel and Leodan do something, you need to ready your weapons. Jetpack? Yes. Nuclear bow? The arrows are fine and the bow is as usual. Engine Gun? As good as ever. And more importantly, the Dovaahtched helmet. It looks normal, but it has a special device that whenever you say one of some set phrases, it powers it up to the suffecient power to send one flying away. Oh and your Air Blast gun. Yes!
[My ramble]
While there is matter there is hope.
Unless we're talking about Gamzee.
Then there is no hope for that guy.