The Doomed -(Don't lock please.)

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

Leodan growled loudly. He tried to get up, but he was still under the table, so he hit his head. No matter, he turned the table so he could get up. "You can insult me all you want. I don't really care. But insult the Bear-lined, and you're going to get problems", said Leodan. He was breathing with difficulty, for some reason. Han rushed quickly to where those two were. "Wait wait, don't anger him, he-", tried to warn Han, but he was interrupted by another anger discharge of Leodan. "All you know is taunt, taunt, taunt. You actually never do anything! So many times you said you wanted to kill me. Go on! Kill me. Right here, right now. Because I'm sick of your taunting", Leodan yelled. Aerosa knew something was wrong. Where was that whistling Leodan always did when he was breathing. Simple answer. Leodan couldn't breath. He tried to breath, but because his heart stopped pumping blood and his brain basically shut down, fell back, hitting his head on the wall, with a string of blackblood on the corner of his mouth and on his head. "Oh, mycrociclops drops! Jon! Jon!", Han said. A Starstream rushed in. "Don't tell me he-", said the Starstream that rushed in. "Yeah, yes, he did! Get him to the healing alley, quickly!", quickly answered Han. Jon, the Starstream that rushed in, grabbed Leodan's jacket and began carrying him away. Some other Starstreams helped him. "What the...", Aerosa said. "Ever wondered why he was here? He had a hole in one of his lungs. Somehow that hole got bigger, and so we kept him here until we found a way of covering it. We found him outside the emergency entrance, and we first captured him as prisioner, but after our medics examined him, we decided to help him. Apparently something caused a hole in his chest, perfurating his lung. That's why whenever he talked or breathed he whistled. He hid because he knew you two were going to taunt him and he was going to get angry, making his heart pump blood faster, making him breath faster, filling his lung with blood, and then stopping him from breathing. Or any other reason, maybe you make him angry, maybe he's in love with you two. Whatever. Basically, you two probably killed him", said Han, then leaving the dining hall. "...Hell", said Aerosa, barely being able to believe it.
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"Hey, I think you're pretty cool. And any guy who doesn't like you -or hate you, whatever floats your boat- enough, must be a retarded moron. I never met this Eridan, but I can say you're already better than him", said Seamus. James did the closest to face-palming he could. What the hell was Seamus doing.
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Lionel just stared for a few seconds. "I... Wha... I'm not the smartest guy... I can't understand...", Lionel simply said.
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((Unknown you better update your shipping wall because after this Seamus is probably going to be dead.))

[exitiumErue [EE]]

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Erisdi sighed lightly "we are all lil crazy, all a lil mad, but when it's all you really know..." She froze for a moment "all you want is spread it..." She said looking off into the distance, all the while in the thin layer of ice she was writing 'I am a Choroa... I'm not all here anymore... Seeing Zul... It broke me... There is a new voice, there is me, and then there is her, she is just like me, but she is violent, rash, unstable and much more deadly... I can't escape my fate anymore... Now she is here in my head, in our head, I'm already in to deep... But that won't stop me from trying, and if you can Lionel, help me, if you can't, if no one can, thus naught be the last thing the me you know will ever say, so I want it to count. Lionel, I think I always made it pretty obvious but, no one is more important to me than you, Lionel I think, I think this feeling is what love is...' She wrote quickly and the thin snow became hard ice soon after each character was written. Though the size of it, this other part of her, seemed to not care, as it thought nothing could banish it from her mind.

Hytema froze up for a moment, shocked. She stood a moment and sighed "what on watch are you using? Plants? Knives?" She snapped pushing her way forward. "Leodan, do you remember what I said after we first met 'nothing will kill you' you left before I got to finish, but you don't need t know that yet, look, I'm just going to save your furry hide again." She said as though he stood infront of her, perfectly fine. She knelt down, moving anone that got in her way "now for why Lartup's should be famous," she muttered smirking, she tapped something in her hair and pulled on two odd looking gloves, she then waited a moment as an unusual pair of goggles folded out from under her hair. She hovered her hands over him, looking for the wound, finding it she smirked and took out a box, opening the container she smirked at the rows of needles, she picked up one and jabbed it into his chest near the wound. "I'm in, now, lets patch that up..." She said to herself guiding something through the small area, the needle has injected a few nano bots, as expected only one had survived.

Vriska laughed "why thank you, I take it you guys don't operate with Quadrants by that comment"

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

Lionel looked at the words written in the ice. He stopped for a few moments. A bit too much for him to get all in just one moment. He wasn't the brightest of all. He wasn't the strongest of all. He was probably the dumbest, weakest blackblood there was. A shame to the blackbloods. But he would do anything to help the one he cared. He metaphorically slapped himself and hugged Erisdi. "I'll h-help y-you. I d-d-don't k-k-know how b-b-b-but I'll h-help you. E-e-v-ven if it might cost my life... I d-d-don't t-t-to l-l-live w-wit-t-thout the Erisdi I know... A-and l-l-love", Lionel said, only enough to be heared, nuzzling her a only tiny bit.
[[So sweet. Now let's kill some dudes- oh wait.
-sound of Unknown furiously updating his shipping wall-]]
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Aerosa looked, amazed. "It will take him a while to wake up, but yes, he's fine...", said Aerosa approaching. The Starstreams looked quite annoyed. Why? No reason. They just hated trolls. "At least we know why he always avoided us", said Aerosa, leaning against the wall. She recalled what that Starstream, Han, said. ‘Either you two make him angry, or he's in love with you’. Aerosa was sure she didn't make Leodan angry. And if it took her and Hytema to finally get Leodan's problem to matter, and all those moments Leodan was raging did nothing... It couldn't be the first option. Aerosa face-palmed. Why did things had to be so difficult.
[[Now let's kill some guys. Wait, still no. Okay, let's ship some guys.
May the shipping games begin again!
-shipping intensifies-]]
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"Nope. We got a whole different system I never cared to understand. I'm apparently a selfish, dumb, idiotic, pathetic, annoying jerk, and I'm quoting my only friends. I don't really have to understand it if everyone thinks Ah'm an idiot", laughed Seamus. ‘Your friends are right’, thought James.
[[What Seamus said, translated to simple:‘I don't have to understand love if nobody will ever love me.’
HAW-HAW.]]

[DistructionCahill!]

"Oh 7tRiFe 7pEcIbU7. I7 ThAt PoP7IcLe?"
Neo ran to the group.
"I hAvEn'T 7EeN hIm In 7wEeP7!"

She kicked the mustardblood's body lightly.

[exitiumErue [EE]]

"Can't argue with that, however you are the coolest selfish, dumb, idiotic, pathetic, annoying jerk I know" Vriska laughed, "much cooler than Karkat," she said "you should meet them all sometime,"

Erisdi stayed still for a moment, as though she hadent noticed him, after a few moments she smiled and hugged him back "th-thank you, L-Lionel," she manage to say, she looked around quickly "w-where is ev-veryone?" She said, she couldn't remember leaving the group.

Hytema sighed "he will be fine," she said getting up and walking over to Aerosa "that son-of-a-81+(# is not dying on me til I'm able to kill him myself." She whispered "that's what I tried to tell him all those sweeps ago," she explained quickly,

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

"That's the best compliment someone ever told me. Don't know who that Karkat is, but I guess he must be as cool as a the captain on a ship full of treasure being attacked by pirates", said Seamus. "Yeah. Maybe someday I'll meet them all. But I sure want to meet whoever made you that cool robot arm", said Seamus. "One of my friends has a robot eye, but he sewed it. If you hear an explosion, that might mean he's nearby. You should meet my friends too, someday", said Seamus.
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"They were back at the cave... Maybe now they all went their way...", said Lionel, scratching his head.
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"At least you should kill Lionel first", said Aerosa. "Leodan is the only one who can talk to Lionel and not get a headache. And Leodan prevents me from killing him...", continued Aerosa. "But I'm more worried about another thing... Do you remember what the Starstream said? ‘Either you two anger him or he's in love with you two’. He has a hole in the lung for sweeps, if that's why he whistled. And you never angered him enough for this to happen, even though you've taunted him much more. And I never angered him...", sighed Aerosa. Han was nearby, with a Starstream royal medic. "Exactly, giant. Our tests prove you two never angered him enough for this to happen. But he knew he had a hole in his lung, and he knew what would happen if he heart beat too fast. He drank Volga because it calmed down his heart. And whenever he was too long near one of you two, his heart beat faster. Nowpleasedon'tkillme", said Han, and left the dining hall again. "...Hell", sighed Aerosa.
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"Thwiip? Thwiip thwwwp thwiip?"(What? She can kick him and I can't?), said Anagui, a bit angered. At least she found another way. To drum on the mustardblood's head.
[[Will we ever found a reptile who plays guitar? Find out on the next episode of... This.]]

[exitiumErue [EE]]

Hytema frowned "you don't think... You can't be serious..."

Erisdi nodded "I-I can't stay..." She mumbled before falling into a fit of giggled "nope nope, my head now!" She mumbled to herself.

Vriska sighed "he is as lame as they come... And my arm? Your looking for an Indigo blood named Equius, you'll know it's him when you find a guy who looks strong, walks around with cracked glasses, missing teeth and a broken horn, that and he looks like a pure push over, give him an order and he sweats like crazy, but it means you've got him good,"

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

"All clues point there, Hytema", sighed Aerosa with a frown. "I have a solution in which everybody wins! Forget it and never mention it again", said a Starstream. "Nobody asked you", said Aerosa. "DEATH TO ALL SPECIES TALLER THAN US!", said the Starstream, and rushed out.
[[These guys...]]

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"E-Erisdi?", asked Lionel, a bit scared.
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"THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!", Unknown shouted as Mr.Paint chased him. "YOU'RE MAD. SHE'S MAD. IT WAS YOUR FAULT!", replied Mr.Paint. I laughed and opened a little portal to only talk with them. "Too-de-loo!", I said with a grin. "Huss!", Mr.Paint said. "Yes, my old friend... And now rival. It wasn't Unknown's fault, he can't even serve tea properly. It was mine", I smiled. "You-", Mr.Paint said, trying to shoot a flame through the portal, but I closed it in time.
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"Seems like any guy I met back at Ireland", said Seamus with a small laugh. "Except when you gave them an order, ye only got a punch to the face", added Seamus. "Because I could use a replacement for this wood leg. Wood is cool, but if some wood-eating buggers find ye...", said Seamus.
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"Very well. The time has come. Give me my fez, Unknown", Mr.Paint said, looking at a huge clock on the wall. Unknown floated over him and carefully put a red fez on his head. "Who's it going to beeee? Spiiin the wheeeeel!", said Unknown, making a wheel appear with lots of symbols. Mr.Paint rolled his eyes and spun the wheel. "Those two? Do they even share a kingdom?", asked Mr.Paint, after the wheel stopped. "Theeeey doooo!", answered Unknown, making the wheel disappear. "Unknown, come with me, I'll need your powers as well", said Mr.Paint, as he opened a portal, and majestically walked through. Unknown followed him, falling through.
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A poof was heard. "HEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO E-VE-RY-BO-DYYYYYYY!", Unknown said as he appeared. "Oh, you again. What now?", asked Seamus, turning to Unknown. A majestic thunder, a crash of a wave in a powerful cliff, the rocking of a earthquake, and a powerful hurricane were heard. A majestic green lion, with a golden bow, vests worthy if the Emperor of Stars, a red, majestic fez, a long, flowing mane, with flowers, sign of life, black gauntlets with a medallion of a black feline, and the different signs of the different seasons marked on his front paws, appeared. Seamus, who saw a whale jump so high it hit a plane who was flying too low and didn't even show any sign of interest, was amazed by the glory of the creature who stepped through a portal. "Good day...", said the lion with a voice that promised hope and the light of a new day, getting up in two paws, and bowing. "My name is Mr. Paint. Creator of matter, and life", the lion continued.


((So.... Majestic...Like when my sister decided to talk only in fancy words.
‘I shqll express my desire of lifting a rather heavy object used for construction of certain materials and launch it at your face, repeatedly, showing my much despise to your being’.
And my sister told this to a random guy in the street. Lovely.))

[exitiumErue [EE]]

(... THE FEZ!)
Erisdi giggled closing her eyes "my head, our head what does it matter, weak little Erisdi hides whilst Idsire (pronounce I'd-sire) talked control," she said to herself, the crazy had named itself. "Erisdi, sweety, we have places to be!" Idsire giggled. "No! I want to stay here, with Lionel!" Erisdi snapped. "But you know what will happen," Idsire said a grin crossing her lips "No I won't let you!" Erisdi growled, "to late," Idsire smirked her left hand was on Lionels throat and had been for some time, she grinned, she had changed. A line seemingly perfectly straight ran down her face, the right half (left from her POV) was a darker grey and her left eye had inverted, the iris now a hollow orange surrounded by black. The black marking she had always had were white on her left (from her POV).

(Think of Two face, two personalities that talk to each other etc.)

Hytema sighed "the question what and who, I mean, we know he can't stand me but only he could explain it." She sighed again as the creature ran forward, suddenly her scythe had rammed into the ground infront on it "I have the speed, the skill and the means to while out this little colony, I don't sugest giving me a motive," she growled.

Vriska laughed "they sound like fun, here I'll take you to hi-" she was cut off by the entry of a strange being. She frowned "the #311 do you want?!"

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((You got the reference C: ))
Lionel just closed his eyes and followed his instinct, punching around with his metal hand. It wasn't his fault. His instinct was just in control. Wolverine-like claws snapped out of his knuckles, and Lionel waved his arms around, trying to hit Idsire and not Erisdi, but, well, it was difficult. Acting like a tiger who was shot, he was fighting against his instinct, and his instinct fighting to whoever was atacking him. Lionel? Lionel who? You unleashed Tigran.
[[I remember I mentioned this in the early posts of this roleplay... Every blackblood has a shadow self, unleashed when attacked]]
Lionel-I mean Tigran's eyes were now completly black, and not with that simply glitter of hope and simpleness. No. They only locked on the target. And with black markings below, and black stripes on his arms. Lio- Tigran, I mean, jumped back swiftly, in an attacking pose. Lionel showed a sign of still being there by making Tigran scratch his metallic claw, unleashing a discharge. The discharge knocked Tigran back, but not much.
[[Tigran is like a tiger, if you haven't figured out already]]
With his Wolverine-like claw knuckles crossed, and then unleashed, and showing his fangs in a manner of intimadation, Tigran pounced to attack whoever was the enemy. Tigran didn't talk. Tigran didn't think. Tigran attacked. Tigran killed. Tigran never regreted. But Lionel, yes.
[[If you think Tigran is evil, wait till you see H1κ3яη (pronounced Eekurn), Διďųϊи ( any Skyrim players out there? Pronounced Uhldooeen), and Valvertrexz (xz like exe-zee. Vuhlvehrtréexezee). Platinum-bloods or Reptilian Blackbloods don't have an shadow-self]]
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"Maybe Starstreams don't use quadrants... That would explain it", said Aerosa. "Maybe he hates you and he loves me, maybe he's weird, maybe the two, maybe neither. Whenever he wakes up, we'll find out", continued Aerosa.
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"Well, long story which would be foolish to explain all. Short? We need you to defeat The Huss. We, me and Unknown, are going to explain it later. We'll teleport you two to an universe who manifests your soul and power. Now, You must understand, because I have a fez. I almost never wear a fez... But after a bit of inventing, I created this fez, which helps me. And fezzes are rather interesting and enjoyable. Now, just play along. Unknown, if you please", said Mr.Paint. "HAHAAA! TELEPORT-A-MA-THINGY-KINGDO-LALALA-M-POWWWWWERRRRR-S-ACTI-MA-VA-SUP-DUP-ER-ER-ULTRA-FANTASTIC-BETTER-THAN-THE-FANTASTIC-FOUR-HULK-SUPERMAN-SPIDERMAN-ME-AND-THE-FEZ-COMBINED-VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!", shouted Unknown, clapping his paws. Mr.Paint roared, and a ultra-bright flash exploded.
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Seamus opened his eyes. He wasn't in that frozen wasteland anymore. They had been teleported to a different place. He looked around. He was in a bright green field. James was next to him. "Wha...What the...", he said, looking around. "Vriska? James?", he asked. James baa'd. Seamus looked over to where Vriska was. "You alright?", asked Seamus, a bit loud because his ears were ringing from Unknown's shout and Paint's roar.
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"Finally worked! FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLYYYY!", said Unknown laughing maniaclly. "We always controlled this...", said Paint. "Correction: you did", smiled Unknown. Mr.Paint opened a portal to talk to Vriska, Seamus and James. "Good day. Was your landing good? Did you switch minds? It happens often, we tried it on guinea-beasts", said Mr.Paint, looking through the portal.
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"I'm fine. But where are we?", asked Seamus, turning to the portal. "The Land of Sea and Treasure, matey!", answered Unknown with a pirat-y accent, covering an eye with a paw. "Are you mocking us?", asked Seamus. "No-No, I-I just- forget it", said Unknown. "Whatever. Look, is this just a green field? Because if you're tryin' to make this look like Ireland, let me tell you, Ireland isn't just a green field. It's a beautiful isla-", said Seamus. "Just look over the cliff...", said Paint. "Cliff?", asked Seamus. Oh, there it was. And over the cliff, there was a vast sea, with a rocky beach. On the shore, there was an old pirate ship, abandoned. "And then?", asked Seamus. "Well, I hope one of you can guide a ship, heeheehee!", grinned Unknown.