Ɖαяκиɛƨƨ Δωαιтƨ... {Book/Movie/T.V. Show RP}{Invite only}

[Tom Bombadil]

Background info: The cave starts getting hot and the heat is followed by drums.

Me: A Balrog and an army of Goblins and Orcs- this is not good!

[strawbewwy.]

Me: Thank you Frodo ^_^. And I do know that, Wolf, but we are all a bit insane.
Pippin: This...isn't good.
Me: Pfft relax.

[Fiacla]

Frodo: Lol, We can handle em!

Me; Yupp, we have before!

[strawbewwy.]

Me: This is going to be easy. *Sees Goblin* COME AT ME YOU BIG FAT PEICE OF TRASH.

[Fiacla]

Frodo: *stabs an orc*

Me: POW POW POW *shoots puddin at the balrog*

(the balrog is the cave-troll right? im not good with technical terms :p)

[strawbewwy.]

Me: *Cuts the Goblin's head off*

[Tom Bombadil]

(No- the Balrog is the Fire Demon of Moria. a LOT more dangerous than the cave troll. The Balrog is the one that (seemingly) killed Gandalf the Gray...)

Me: Great. Just great.

Balrog: *Causes a huge fireball to form and aims it at us*

[Fiacla]

Frodo: *slices the orc into sheesh-kebab*

Me: Oh....I SHOULD STOP SHOOTING PUDDING AT IT!!! ;A; Ahhhh *dives underneath a rock*

[strawbewwy.]

Me: NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU BIG UGLY BALORG LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING MISTER. YOU MAY BE ALL BIG AND BAD BUT YOU CAN'T HURT MY FRIENDS OR I'LL HURT YOU BAD. THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME SO JUST GO BACK INTO YOUR LOVELY HOLE OF HECK AND DO SOMETHING OTHER THEN THROWING FIREBALLS AT US. BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE DOING THIS. SO GO AWAY.

[epimetheus]

Legolas: They have them! They took Fili and Kili captive! *grabs Fili*
Me: DIIIEEE!!!!!!! *kills 5 orcs and 3 goblins* HA. *grabs Kili* HA. *kills 3 orcs and 5 goblins* HA!