~*The Grammar Police Station members Only!

[Viiperfang]

Blue drops the gun and walks over to Graceful and Sable. "Step aside." Blue bit both of them and cured them of their bad grammar. He killed some ticks that were after Greenie and Mistpaw.

[moira]

Greenie quickly readies another Grenade in case of another attack.

((Someone should Shoop Da Woop! xD))

[obsceneSymphony]

((Me! Me! Me!))

Mistpaw dropped down on all fours, slightly awkwardly, into the hunter's crouch. She scented the air and picked up the smell of tick. Hissing, she flicked her ears around, trying to pick out where it was. No need. It came walking sillily, jabbering loudly. ((The opening walk from this c: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhmKJ6mIV1M&feature=fvst)) Upon seeing her, it started levitating and drew in a big breath. Rolling it's eyes back into it's head, it belted out "IMMA FIREIN MA LAZERRRR!!!!!!"
Mistpaw had known what was coming, and dodged out of the way. Only her foot was damaged. Taking a quick check, she guessed the burns were only 1st degree. She limped behind a tree and quickly put on her 'Gloves of Razor Sharp Wit'. Taking a big breath and mentally putting on her big girl panties, she charged and slashed the tick. It deflated, making that annoying noise that balloons make.
Once the tick was nothing but a shell, she sat down and held her foot examining it. It seemed to indeed be only 1st degree, but it hurt.

[moira]

"Oh god, it's not going to do what I think it is, right?!" Greenie yelps, seeing the tick readying. It's going to do the unthinkable...the horrendous...the destructive... SHOOP DA WOOP!
Greenie gathers her Guardians of GPS and hides behind a building. "Duck for cover!" she yells to the officers.

[Viiperfang]

Blue jumps, grabs the tick in mid air as it was in the middle of the loop-de-loop, and killed it. He growled at himself. "Stupid ticks...Grrrr.." His tail lashing, he got up.

[moira]

Greenie sprints off, arming herself with another Grenade. A tick quickly confronts her.
"lol who r u guiz nd y r u so weird?????????/?"
With a disgusted look, the tick is quickly extinguished in a puff of Grammar Gas.

[Viiperfang]

Blue growled over to Greenie, "Of course, for all the things I do, do I get a thank you?"

[moira]

"Thank you?" Greenie says, wanting to avoid conflict in the middle of battle. Distracting her from an awkward situation is the shrieking of more chatspeaking ticks.

[Viiperfang]

Blue snorts, and kills the tick. "First thank-you Ive gotten since Ive worked here, I have been working here longer than any one." He trots off to make some stuff.

[obsceneSymphony]

Mistpaw looked incredulously after Blue, and as she started to get up whispered "What's up with him?"
She started to walk off to search for some more, limping slightly, when she heard a tick calling from high up in a tree. She stopped suddenly and looked up, but there was no one there. A little freaked out, she continued, and stopped again when she heard the tick in a different tree. When she saw no one there either, she was getting extremely freaked out, and started hustling along, deciding to pick her battles with more visible ticks.
Just then, a deafening war cry was heard as they clambered down from the trees all around her, closing in quickly, their tongues hanging out of their mouths and sending slobber flying back as they ran towards her. Mistpaw let out a cry of shock and stumbled forward from the giant mob. 'Oh, God, why did I even come to work today?' She thought panickedly as she continued to run forward. Unfortunately, with her injured foot, there was no way that she could outrun them. She turned around, preparing to face them. "I need backup! Badly! Someone!?" She yelled as she battled the ticks.