The Doomed -(Don't lock please.)

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

FC: Adolf. What the hell is this timer for.
UD: maybe for a BOMB?! HAHAHAA!
FC: Stop it.
UD: FINE P(.
FC: Look, everyone knows Russians have guide for everything.
FC: We just don't like playing right >;).
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And in the point where the two Universes crossed....

Mr.Paint typed the last dot. "They need help, but not much. They will have to do the rest alone", he sighed.

[exitiumErue [EE]]

crap: looks like it fits in the totem lathe

Kaia frowned pushing the uncarved totem in place, she then picked up the punch card and frpwned examinging the tote lathe and finding the slot, she pushed it in and waited

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

FC: Oh look there is a game guide.
FC: Half of it is in german although.
FC: Adolf.
UD: don't worry broski! i'll translaTE IT!

FC: Okay, part in Russian is about thing that Craruxtaduxter or something like that gave you.
FC: It's called Cruxite dowel.
FC: Oh, and round thingy should have come out of crutuxder or something like that.
FC: That's kernelsprite.
FC: It doesn't say what it does though.
UD: my parT NOW!
UD: You take the Cruxite dowel and the pre-punched card, and put them in the totem lATHE.
UD: and sssomething happensss, it doesssn't sssay HERE.
UD: and there's this black round thingy actually! the kernelsprite yoU SAY?
FC: Yes. Now let me try this myself.

Boris took the cruxite dowel that came out of the Cruxtruder, or something like that. It was in white, blue and red stripes, like the Russian flag.

FC: Very funny, whoever made this.

There was the black round thingy. Yarkov was playing with the Polar Grizzly Bear Boris killed and empaled when he was little just to anger his dad. Yarkov tossed it to the black round floaty thing. "Yarkov what do you think you're doing", said Boris. Yarkov was looking at the Kernelsprite very frightned. Boris turned back to see the empaled bear had fused with the Kernelsprite. "What in the ever loving name of god", muttered Boris.

FC: Someone explain what happened here to me.
UD: what happened brOSKI?
FC: My bear tossed my empaled bear to floaty thing and they combined.
UD: the two bEARS?
FC: No, you idiot. Floaty thingy and empaled bear.
UD: aren't you just playing a prank, brOSKI?
FC: I never fool around.
UD: okay broski. I'm gonna try that right now PD.

Boris facepalmed. He looked the... Polarizzlysprite? PolizzSprite? BearSprite? Yeah, Bearsprite sounds good. All the BearSprite ever did was grunt, and other bear noises. Not very useful.
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Somewhere where the two universes crossed...

Mr.Paint nodded in agreement as he saw the kids were starting to understand the basic game. "Do you have the teleport meteors ready, Unknown?", he questioned. Unknown was juggling with some round red spheres. "I have them right here!", he said joyfully, playing with them. "Be careful, okay?", warned Mr.Paint, and got back to monitorizing the kids.
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Adolf tried to find his dad to discover that he was no where to be found. Oh well. Because he had nothing to toss, he just tossed his childhood toy, a plush Hyena with a little dynamite bar in it's mouth. The plush and the Kernelsprite combined, and soon, the BoomyenaSprite was combined.

HAAHAAAAHAAA!, the BoomyenaSprite was always laughing.

UD: help somEONE.
UD: i just created a laughing hyena with dynaMITE.
FC: You mean you created your clone.
((BA-DUM PSSHH.))

[exitiumErue [EE]]

crap: well my dowel is red, looks like it is filled with flames
crap: it is, so awesome
crap: now let me see

Kaia looked around, she picked up her 'colourLife' lamp and tossed it, the sprite dodged. She then picked up a red stuffed rabbit, tossed it, and watch them merge. Turning she's aw her carved totem

crap: now what?

[DistructionCahill!]

BC: Dang what about me.
BC: Does everyone forget me.
BC: Even my flame buddy.
BC: That's it I'm burning a building.

[exitiumErue [EE]]

crap: noooo!
crap: UD helb BC
crap: BC dont burn a glubbing building, we need to get you started!

[DistructionCahill!]

BC: Sounds like I get a decent server player.

((OOC: AM I STARTING TO SHIP OH MY STRIFE SPECIBUS WHY))

[exitiumErue [EE]]

[lol]

[DistructionCahill!]

((OOC: TROLLPLAY/TROLLMEGLE CLOSED NNNOOO))

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((Well we still have Omegle! It's not a very dark future...))

UD: hey, when i got to be your server player you knew what was coMING.
UD: i say it myself, i'm rather irresponsABLE.
UD: but all that starting stuff, I
put it on the first fLOOR.
UD: you can't miss it distrucTION.
UD: P)
UD: if i could i would go there to Alabama to toss some dynamite into the FIRE.
UD: we could even add MonMITE.
UD: and C4... it would be such a pretty EXPLOSION! HAHAAHAHAA! it would all be like KABOOOOOM! and there would be like mutated rats because one time I created a mutated rat accidentaly because it drank some monmite and now i have 7 pawed rats around here BUT THE RATS WOULD GET BOMBS AND THEN MORE KABOOOM!
FC: Adolf. Control yourself.
UD: P(.
FC: Now, crap... I think you need to fight something because here it says I don't have enough grist to choose this next one.
FC: Distruction I'll wait until you're done with the basic stuff.
FC: Oh god. This was a mistake. Now I have two bears trying to eat these machines.
FC: Bears you be useful or something and go fight and retrieve to me what you find.
FC: They actually obeyed. Mmpf.
FC: UD go search about grist.
UD: already did that. it says here ‘needed to build some machines’.
FC: Not very useful.
UD: but they come in different shapes wow that's wunderbar.
FC: Then they must be that thing that deer with glasses and golden bowtie my bears just killed exploded into.
FC: I never saw animals that wore glasses and golden bowties. Must be game.

Boris glanced at the two bears re-entering his room with the thing the enemy exploded into. Boris tried to pick it up but it disappeared. He just shrugged and got back to being crap' server. The bearsprite growled. Boris looked back to see the two bears fighting. "Down!", Boris commanded. But the bearsprite didn't obey. Boris throwed a knife at it. There were some knifes he hadn't still united to others so he just kept them by his computer. He thought the knife would either hit the Bearsprite or go through it (he never saw a Bearsprite how was he supposed to know if a certain attack would do anything), but the knife and the bearsprite merged.
FC: Oh god, not again.
A bearSprite with razor like teeth, and a cress of knifes in his back, with a paw with claws that looked like knifes floating around with it, stood where the Bearsprite was. Let's call him RazorBearSprite, or Razor Sprite.
Well that was very rude, stated the RazorBearSprite.
FC: BearSprite can talk now.
FC: It merged with one of my knives.
FC: I'll call it RazorBearSprite.
FC: Everyone give names to your Sprites so we can identify them.
UD: i'll call mine boomhYENA!

"Well, sorry, but I don't like anyone fighting with Yarkov", apologized Boris.

Then I am terribly sorry. I do not know what was going through my mind. Is there something me and Yarkov can do for you?, asked the RazorBearSprite.