My life, my way [Unique Teenage RP] Semi Lit.

[Sacred Sin]

Van rolled her eyes. "I never listen to my nose in places like this." She chuckled, flicking Fabian lightly on the shoulder. She linked arms with both of them so all of them could stay together, thus eliminating the potential problem of getting separated or in a bad situation.

She headed up to the bar and narrowed her eyes at what they had. "Uh...does anyone else notice that all of the beers and such are already open? Isn't that supposed to be suspicious?" She gave them a disdainful look, as though they were poison.

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"One of them might be filled with wee" Fabian whined and flinched slightly as he looked at the opened beers, he blinked at them closely, a frown on his tanned, rather innocent face. The worst thing he could think of was literally wee. He didn't think anyone would be mean enough to put pills in them.

He stared closely at the bottles and licked his lips slightly as he again, saw an open bottle of red cruiser, he looked away. "Don't tempt me" He whined loudly.

[Sacred Sin]

{Oh boy, this should be interesting. XD}

Shade took the bottle and sniffed it for a minute, eyes narrowed in concentration. "I'll be the guinea pig. If I get loopy, get me the hell out of here." He grinned bravely and took a sip. Almost instantly his eyes dilated and he let out a high pitched giggle until he was in hysterics, both arms around his friends. Tears sprung in his eyes and he laughed so hard it hurt. Then suddenly, he stopped, looking confused. His vision swam and he wobbled on his feet. "Why...why are the walls dancing?" He asked, staring in shock as the walls seemed to "wiggle" before him. He let out another giggle and tried to bring the bottle up to his lips again, only it wasn't in his hand. He flexed his empty fingers and glared at them. "Naughty fingers. You took my beer and hid it!" He exclaimed before his eyes slanted half closed. He waggled his left hand at his right one, muttering scolding words.
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Van looked at Shade in horror before turning, wide eyed and openmouthed, to Fabian. In her free hand, she held his beer bottle, afraid to let him have any more. 'Wha-what do we do?"

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((Oh my god XD ))

Fabian stared wide-eyed at the loopy Shade and he looked up at Van, his teeth clenched. "Lets go! Hospital! Hospital!" He exclaimed and grabbed Shade by the arm and tugged him lightly. "Hey Shadey, we'll get you more of that nice beer if you come with us" He cooed and lightly tussled Shade's hair, his eyes still wide and he kept letting out little whining noises in the back of his throat.

He looked at Van and sighed worriedly. "If his brain melts it's not my fault" He pointed out and lightly kept a hold of Shade's arm, he bit his lip and looked around at the walls, just to make sure Shade's eyes were deceiving him and the walls were in fact not dancing. He blinked a few times, the walls were as still as ever.

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Shade decided that the word "hospital" was hilarious and began to chant, "Hospital! Hospital!" nonstop, doing a little dance at the same time. He almost collapsed again, as his legs gave way. "Can...Can...Caaaannnnn..." He began to elongate his words exponentially, the syllables sluggish and almost incomprehensible. Suddenly, he speeded up. "youmakefingersgivemebackmybeernow?" He looked at Van and Fabian hopefully, grinning wildly. His pupils were almost as large as his irises.

"The wheels on the bus go chirp, chirp chirp...and....and..." He paused, as he couldn't remember the lyrics, before he decided that he was bored of singing the song. He turned very serious looking and poked Fabian in the face. "Do you know who I am? Huh? Huh? I'm Bill Gates, the richest man in the world. And I'm gonna create a club so the walls can dance more freely...." He mumbled before completely passing out in Van's arms.
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"Fabian, let's get the hell out of here!" Van exclaimed, already dragging her passed out best friend through the crowd. "I think the drugs will wear off. If we take him to the hospital, he could be arrested." She grimaced.

She reached outside and moaned silently. "Where do we take him? We don't even have a car!"

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((You nearly made me spit my coke XD Haha Shade is hilarious XD))

Fabian's eyes widened. "Oh my god we're gonna get arrested and then Shade'll die and then we'll die and we gonna die, no Shade be okay" He wailed, having a major panic attack. He quickly looked around. "Why don't we quickly take him near the lake, if we go on the hill, no one will see us and he can sleep comfortably until he wears off" He added nervously and quickly stared at the passed out Shade in worry.

"Oh and chuck that bad beer" He added and let out a small whine.

[Sacred Sin]

{Lolz. I couldn't resist doing this to poor Shade. It was an opportunity I couldn't pass up. XD}


Van nodded, eyes wide. "Yeah. Ok, we'll go to the lake and...spend the night?" She asked, growing worried. "My dad's gonna kill me but we can't leave Shade and I'm really panicked because what if the drunk doesn't wear off and..." She trailed off as Shade stirred in her arms. "Who the hell are you people? And why do you look like a snowman puked on you?" He said, squinting hard at Van's hair.

Van grimaced and shifted her weight to support Shade better. His ramblings would have been funny if she hadn't been so scared. "God, come on Fabian, let's get him to the lake. Maybe some cold water will help." Shade stumbled along, head rolling limply on his neck.

"Now...I have...a secret that will just b-b-bLOW your minds." Shade said, stressing blow with a slurred voice. He winked and grinned, leaning in to both of them. He was very close to revealing Sunda's secret, but something far in his mind told him not to and he said something different than what he had originally planned.

"I'm gay." He giggled, letting his eyes go very wide.

Van facepalmed and dragged him off. "I hope he doesn't remember any of this when he wakes up."

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((Hehe no wonder, it's Hilarious, and again the gay thing made me inhale my drink DX ))

Fabian blinked a few times at Shade, he was sorta giggling at all his sillyness in his mind, but was too worried to laugh out loud. "I know that honey, and guess what, your my wife. Now we're gonna go home to where we live and we can have nice beer like the one you had" He soothed and then smiled sheepishly up at Van before nodding in agreement with what she had said and helped drag him.

He saw the lake in the distance, but they had to cross a rather busy road to get there, he grit his teeth. "Did not think about that" He mumbled and frowned.

[Sacred Sin]

{Oh god. Now Fabian's done it XD}

"I'm...your wife?" Shade asked, confused. He looked at his hands and sort of sucked on a finger for a moment before giggling hysterically. "And I could have sworn I was a guy." He let go of Van and tumbled over to Fabian, falling into his arms, before kissing him wildly. He pulled back, eyes still immensely dilated before he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Van watched the proceedings with yet another openmouthed silence. She blinked and then let out a shrill cry as she registered that Shade was on the cement again. He was sweating and looked sick. "I think he's gonna puke. Maybe that's a good thing." She grimaced. She had already sort of forgotten that Shade had kissed Fabian.

She knelt down and heaved him onto her back, groaning at the effort it took. "Damn, he's skinny as a toothpick but so heavy." She stared at the busy road in horror and gave a sigh of defeat. "I give up!" She shouted at the sky. "Can this night get any better?" A police siren sounded in the distance. "Aww crap!" Van said.

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((Don't tempt Fabian, Shade! XD Now, to hide from the cops ))

Fabian's eyes widened, possibly as much as they could as he was kissed by Shade. He blinked a few times in shock, his cheeks flushing bright red before he heard Van's words and the Police sirens. He let out a sting of curses that sounded twisted in his soft voice. "Get him in the ditch! We can hide" He squeaked and lightly lifted Shade, wincing, hoping his 'wife' wouldn't throw up, he then grinned, in his arms, he could quickly run with Shade. "Lets cross, quickly" He told Van and grinned sheepishly

He blinked a few times, stressing as to what to do.