Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[cinnamice]

Funny little creatures with different powers printed on tiny sheets of paper that cost way too much

[pisto pesto pasta]

Fine.


Father ABANDONS his newborn child and makes HIM search for BOTH milk AND himself
— Hunter x Hunter


Zesty white haired guy literally fails the trolley problem and the entire cast is dead including himself
— Jujutsu Kaisen


Average gigachad communist pirates VS ugly liberals that gatekeep stones
— One Piece


Cute black dog finds the power of friendship but gets neg diffed by red humpty dumpty
— Berserk


Trans icon fights homophobes
— Claymore

[Megavolt]

- batman but everyone is a really inept furry so they just bumble around like losers for 20 minutes
- furry game about throwing food at capitalists
- five gay guys and a dog go to egypt to beat up another gay guy

[POSTAL 2]

white guy accidentally awakens alien satan while drilling for oil and ends up traveling back in time to stop the earth from exploding and his friends from dying

[Saiun]

It's just cats selling ramen and nothing much happens

[POSTAL 2]

a sequel to an old crappy multiplayer fps game with such classic characters as a schizophrenic pyromaniac nobody knows anything about, yes oui oui bonjour i am on zis team trust me, and jerma985

what if we packed minecraft with hundreds of mods and made it 2d and also made it a seperate game. what if we also made it scary. what if we also made everything want to kill you. what if you had to dig giant tedious tunnels just to sacrifice your first ever friend so you could make the game even more difficult. thatd be fun

[Meoauniaea]

Some weirdos who believe in fairies try to stop demons from taking over the world with the help of a lunatic man who thinks he's actually a practically immortal unicorn. Also, the guy you always remember dying in book one dies in the last book, after being introduced in book two. Oh, and some dude with a horribly obvious nickname turns out to be evil, who would have guessed? But no it's a plot point for three whole books that you can trust him.

[Loelya]

this is just my oc projects but like i love doing this lol

- catboy assists large man in killing god and also gets adopted
- immortal selkie voluntarily enters a pseudo time loop and makes potions
- gay gay lesbian gay girls girls [oh no is that man making magic zombies?? stop him!] gay lesbian girls cars girls
- local wizard man gets cursed and meets a scorpion and a firefly but like they're lil guys (gender neutral.) also maybe he can get the curse lifted before he dies who knows
- breaking news: divine angel would rather be a coffee barista than save the world. also here's his best friend she's a mermaid
- there is one braincell between these three grown adults and half the time they've misplaced it. in space.