Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[agathokakologic]

Who is Pebble Heart? Can you please remind me?

I kind of like Echosong. (I assume that it's the medicine cat of SkyClan, since I think that's the only Echosong.) I don't know why, I've just always liked her.

Pebble Heart is that one kit in DoTC who's basically another Stoneteller. He's all wise and smart and whatever and has so many prophetic dreams that Thunder basically lets him join everything.

Echosong's ok for me in SD, but in FQ, it's waaay too lazy for me.

It's Coxcombstar and I made it up c:

We now begin the second ludicrous storyline.

I daresay about three characters introduced in Fire and Ice are later destroyed: Cinder, Bracken [I believe he had much leadership potential] and our dear Cloud.

Omg I know right! Cloud became the predictable, senior warrior without any other trouble. Cinder started acting like she wanted to be a medicine cat and was all wise and whatever, and Bracken? He would've made a great leader, but noooope! Bramblestar chooses his mate (cough cough) and leaves Bracken to rot until he joins the elders.

[explosive mind]

Cloud was my bae <3
Until Erin ruined him...
//tableflip//

Whyyyy. He was so cool. Then he became the 'oh so kind' warrior with Brightlump. Then a father.

AND THEN A REALLY PREDICTABLE, HATE-ABLE WARRIOR. GAH.

The thing with Smudge, 'plump' is uneeded, I mean most pet cats are plump, right? It's unnecessary information.

[Arcaii]

Well, I don't know about that. I've got six cats right now, and all of them vary in weight (ignoring the one that looks like a swollen tick, of course). Pet cats do have a pattern of appearing well-fed - perhaps not plump, if the owner's responsible, but you can easily recognize a pet cat from one who has to feed itself.

[explosive mind]

I understand that, but just comparing him to forest cats. Smudge probably is plump, but it is useless information. I'm sure people already know he is well fed, they don't need to know his weight, do they?

[Rain_]

Sorry for getting off topic but..

Redtail was Tigerclaw's uncle O-O

My gawd, I just saw it on Wiki Warriors..



Mates:

Sasha (formerly):[67] Living (Confirmed by Erin Hunter)
Goldenflower (formerly):[68] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Sons:

Bramblestar:[68] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Hawkfrost:[69] Deceased, No Residence
Tadpole:[70] Deceased, Residence Unknown

Daughters:

Tawnypelt:[68] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Mothwing:[69] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)

Father:

Pinestar:[25] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Mother:

Leopardfoot:[11] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Sisters:

Nightkit:[11] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Mistkit:[11] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Grandfather:

Adderfang:[71] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Grandmothers:

Swiftbreeze:[71] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Sweetbriar:[72] Deceased, Suspected StarClan member

Granddaughter:

Dawnpelt:[73] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)

Grandsons:

Tigerheart:[73] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Flametail:[73] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Uncles:

Patchpelt:[71] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
REDTAIL:[71] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Aunts:

SPOTTEDLEAF:[71] Deceased, No Residence
Willowpelt:[71] Deceased, Verified StarClan member

Cousins:

SANDSTORM:[74] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Darkstripe:[75] Deceased, Verified Place of No Stars member
Sootfur:[76] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Rainwhisker:[76] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Sorreltail:[76] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
GREYSTRIPE:[74] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
SQUIRRELFLIGHT:[77] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
LEAFPOOL:[77] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Molepaw:[78] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Cinderheart:[78] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Honeyfern:[78] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Poppyfrost:[78] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Stormfur:[79] Living (As of Sign of the Moon)
Feathertail:[79] Deceased, Verified Tribe of Endless Hunting and StarClan member
Briarlight:[80] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Blossomfall:[80] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Bumblestripe:[80] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Lionblaze:[81] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Jayfeather:[81] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Hollyleaf:[81] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Molewhisker:[82] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Cherryfall:[82] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)
Seedpaw:[83] Deceased, Verified StarClan member
Lilyheart:[83] Living (As of Bramblestar's Storm)

Distant Ancestors:

Cloudstar:[46] Deceased, Verified SkyClan ancestor
Gorseclaw:[46] Deceased, Verified SkyClan ancestor
Birdflight:[46] Deceased, Verified SkyClan ancestor
Spottedpelt:[46] Deceased, Verified SkyClan ancestor


My gawd, Erin it's obvious you are a HUGE mess..

And Tigerclaw was flirting with Spottedleaf, too. His COUSIN. COUSIN. ''I wouldn't dare argue with you, dear Spottedleaf..''

My god..

[Arcaii]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SO ALL THOSE JOKES YEARS AGO ABOUT HOW BRAMBLECLAW AND SQUIRRELFLIGHT ARE RELATED WERE ACCIDENTALLY TELLING THE TRUTH

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[agathokakologic]

I can't. I just can't. And that means that he's somehow distantly related to Firestar. And that means he's also secretly related to Scourge.
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WHY DOES WARRIORS HAVE TO BE SO FRIGGIN INBRED

[sweet tooth]

Cause you got a clan of about 20 cats
They are going to inbreed

[Woogwoo Wren]

I does seem like their all related!

[MockSun]

Actually... that explains a lot. Everyone being inbred explains a scary amount of things.

I guess they got that much right, since that's what would happen in real life with feral cats, so... score one for Hunter? I guess?