Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[Miles_g1rly]

Little fuzzy things that bite people

[Cosmonaught]

game about robots and science! and lemons! and unethical experiments. and betrayal and revenge

[K9.]

fur emitting, slobber drooling, four legged pooping creatures....

[dumpling-donut]

a multiplayer game with no chat except emotes and symbols where you walk around as a animal collecting things, just walking and more walking, and more- OH LOOK A RUNESTONE! YAYYYY and more walking.....

[POSTAL 2]

man i'd sure hate it if my pretty j-pop idol boys became criminals! be quite a shame if my pretty blonde haired blue eye rich terminally ill idol boy implemented rules into the idol school that cause people to get upset since they were made so people would stop being so lazy and than framed 5 other idol boys being vampa (vampire grandpa), literally an evil wizard, bingus, literally a fish, and his ACTUAL boyfriend (which is what i would say if this game did not QUEERBAIT US cuz this guy really proposed to this blonde over here and they want us to believe theyre close friends???? akira didnt write that one story just for this smh anyways) for being the cause of this. smh thatd suck

alternative less lengthy description: idol gacha hell ! (the rhythm game)

i already did this also but irdc

a multiplayer game with no chat except emotes and symbols where you walk around as a animal collecting things, just walking and more walking, and more- OH LOOK A RUNESTONE! YAYYYY and more walking.....

ALSO WHAT GAME IS THIS I WANAN PLAY IT

[POSTAL 2]

children play the most hardcore larp ever until the child who showed up randomly gets abducted by aliens and whoops! now there's zombies! and a ufo being disguised as a taco bell! and the kids are STILL LARPING!

fast foward the new child is now the larp king but now the mean kid wants to play superhero because he NEEDS to find a cat for $100 so he can start his own MCU but OOPS ! the princess (now batman), the barbarian (now... something!), whatever the smart kid was (now... a cooler smart kid i think? he can mind control people or sumn iirc), and the knight (now a home depot employee) have began a war with your team because the mean kid who's now a raccoon did NOT plan the MCU too well. this gets way too intense. there are actual cults. actual criminals. actual time travel. and also couples counseling!

[ShadowEaritei101]

This game involves you having to wander around with no set direction and lose to bosses a lot.

[CHINARIZING]

You basically just stab something, either in real life or virtually, with things made from dead trees or animals for hours on end until you get something you might not even like

[pandaa]

run around aimlessly catching wild animals and maybe getting knocked out by them and by other people running around catching wild animals

[RattInsomniac]

People running around killing a lot of people to get what they want.