I'll do my top three.
1. Bunch of guys in space waving around glorified glow sticks get beaten by a bunch of robots and have to blow up mega space laser pointer and throw an old man down a never ending hole.
2. Two kids stay with their criminal uncle for a summer and almost die 500 times due to crazy magic things and a well dressed flying cult symbol/dorito. Take your pick. (Kinda hard to make this one sound crazy when in reality it IS ALREADY CRAZY.)
3. Cats fight each other in the woods and have strict moral codes.