Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[Arcaii]

don't tempt me.
I do have GIMP after all.

I'm temptin'! I'm temptin'! (wiggles fingers) I'm a-temptin' ya!

[The Lion Queen]

don't tempt me.
I do have GIMP after all.

I'm temptin'! I'm temptin'! (wiggles fingers) I'm a-temptin' ya!

Please do that, it would be so great.

[Arcaii]

My parents love Skyrim.

Eh, I'm more of a cat person myself tbh. I do find it weird though how the rats just out of nowhere attacked the cats. Why would they do that? Aren't they their predators?* [what have you done, now I have to put up the SJW barrier *puts it up*

Yeah, now that I think about it, the whole Nine Lives thing is a pretty stupid move on Starclan's part. What if a tyrannical leader takes over? You'd have to kill them NINE TIMES before their finally dead!

Ohhhh wait, I forgot. This is warriors. Riiight. Moving on! [Prepare for me to say that a lot.

I mean, this is really nothing more than a way to show off StarClan's abilities, but those abilities are so outrageously stupid that it's not worth it.

Oh wait, a character in this series did something semi-smart for a change? This is a miracle.

"hand wave* Byyye, Lionheart! You fulfilled your role as Two-Dimensional Victim quite well. Now Tigerstar's gonna get to be deputy and will be able to kill Bluestar some time, and the Erins will have some extra drama fuel!** You won't be missed~!

Ohhh, Arcaii, shouldn't you know by now? If Lionheart hadn't become deputy before Tigerstar, their wouldn't be an extra bit of drama fuel for the erins to use! And if the erins can do something to milk some more drama, no matter how stupid it is, they will do it. Because, like I said, the Erins can't write.

OMG!! Tigerstar might be a villain! Not that anyone was particularly surprised when they found that out.

Fare thee well, Lionheart. You were pointless.

*I also have to wonder why the warrior cats eat mice so much, but don't want to eat rats. Aren't they basically the same thing, just Rats are bigger and more aggressive or something?

Rats are considered more intelligent than mice, but they aren't more aggressive. They've actually been known to be rather altruistic and help out their brethren when it comes to food. So why they just randomly attack here is beyond me.

**Oops, spoilers. Not that anyone cares, considering that Tigerstar being a villain is even predictable then the plot of a direct-to-video Disney sequel.

HA HA! DOUBLE ZING!

[The Lion Queen]

My parents love Skyrim.

Eh, I'm more of a cat person myself tbh. I do find it weird though how the rats just out of nowhere attacked the cats. Why would they do that? Aren't they their predators?* [what have you done, now I have to put up the SJW barrier *puts it up*

Yeah, now that I think about it, the whole Nine Lives thing is a pretty stupid move on Starclan's part. What if a tyrannical leader takes over? You'd have to kill them NINE TIMES before their finally dead!

Ohhhh wait, I forgot. This is warriors. Riiight. Moving on! [Prepare for me to say that a lot.

I mean, this is really nothing more than a way to show off StarClan's abilities, but those abilities are so outrageously stupid that it's not worth it.

Oh wait, a character in this series did something semi-smart for a change? This is a miracle.

"hand wave* Byyye, Lionheart! You fulfilled your role as Two-Dimensional Victim quite well. Now Tigerstar's gonna get to be deputy and will be able to kill Bluestar some time, and the Erins will have some extra drama fuel!** You won't be missed~!

Ohhh, Arcaii, shouldn't you know by now? If Lionheart hadn't become deputy before Tigerstar, their wouldn't be an extra bit of drama fuel for the erins to use! And if the erins can do something to milk some more drama, no matter how stupid it is, they will do it. Because, like I said, the Erins can't write.

OMG!! Tigerstar might be a villain! Not that anyone was particularly surprised when they found that out.

Fare thee well, Lionheart. You were pointless.

*I also have to wonder why the warrior cats eat mice so much, but don't want to eat rats. Aren't they basically the same thing, just Rats are bigger and more aggressive or something?

Rats are considered more intelligent than mice, but they aren't more aggressive. They've actually been known to be rather altruistic and help out their brethren when it comes to food. So why they just randomly attack here is beyond me.

**Oops, spoilers. Not that anyone cares, considering that Tigerstar being a villain is even predictable then the plot of a direct-to-video Disney sequel.

HA HA! DOUBLE ZING!

This series is so stupid at times that I think I'm starting to get used to the stupid tbh

Yeah, Lionheart, you were pointless!

Okay then. Like I said, I know next to nothing about rats so yeah. My dad is super scared of them though.

Thanks for the zing!

[Arcaii]

No iss. My dad's terrified of snakes (which is a delight, because I adore them, so any time I'm handling one the fun begins). Tell your dad that fancy rats are real sweethearts. They're about as smart as cats, I think.

[The Lion Queen]

No iss. My dad's terrified of snakes (which is a delight, because I adore them, so any time I'm handling one the fun begins). Tell your dad that fancy rats are real sweethearts. They're about as smart as cats, I think.

He actually likes fancy rats, he's just scared of wild ones.

[Arcaii]

Hamsters and guinea pigs can just go jump off a duck, for all I care.

[Atheon]

My friend has a hamster that likes spinach and will bite if you don't give her a baby carrot or train her.
*cough* Ashfur, Brambleclaw, and Squirrelflight was the Hunger Games all over again (or something like that, only read a bit of mockingjay)

[explosive mind]

That was funny.

Jeez Bluestar you died, Tigerstar didn't save you, he was in the corner terrified as rats covered him from head to paw. Oh Tigerstar, you funny thing.

[koolkatkoolkat123]

So I should without a doubt totally make him my deputy, um what why. I mean back at the Moonstone Tigerclaw freaked out,mistreats his apprentice, doesn't lift a paw to protect his leader, Bluestar needs to remember that she's choosing the next leader for the clan and well REMEMBER THISTLECLAW?