Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[Arcaii]

I could make a joke here, but I won't. I'm better than that. Though I certainly hope you guys aren't.

We must make jokes at Princess's and Boringprotagonist's expense!

Please do. I promise I'll condone it.

[Dawn.]

Well... look what I found on facebook today. How surprising that most of them have semi-flattened ears.

Oh wow, Mapleshade? I never understood her background.

[sweet tooth]

Cloudtail
Tssk tssk, Cloudtail
Cloud...tail
CLOUD
FREAKING
TAIL
Anyways...
Cloudtail, you make no sense
"Oh my mom gave me away because my uncle was in the wild and now for some reason I dont blelive in starclan EVEN THOUGH I WOULD HAVE NO WAY OF DENYING IT SINCE I GREW UP WITH IT and then I watched starclan fight the dark forest NOPE STARCLANS FAKE!"
It would of been REALLY nice if starclan was more like human religion: YOU CANT FREAKING TALK TO YOUR DEAD GRAMPA. Then Clodtail's disbelief in Starclan would be interesting.
And it says on the wiki that Brightheart is ok with Cloudtail's opinion of Starclan.
Which is fine.
Until two points go on.
One: if she wasn't ok, she would obviously not be mates with him
Two: Does that mean NO ONE ELSE ACCEPTS THAT? You can't just say "oh Brightheart is fine with it" when the rest of the clan should be too. And I know the erins not dumb enough to say "Oh Garysue(firestar) and Sandstorm and Dumbbutt (greystripe) and grumpycat(Jayfeather OH MY GOD THATS TOO PERFECT) and -insert the rest of Protagonistclan cats here- accepts cloudtail




Edit:

HEY GUYS
I JUST REMEMBERED
ALOT OF THROATS CUT IN THESE BOOKS
IN FACT ONE CAT KILLED A CAT THAT WAY AND THE CAT HE DID IT TO ALSO DID IT TO ANOTHER CAT
YAAAAYYYY

Drinking game: take a shot every time someone's killed with an injury to the throat or stomach.

...we can't have drunk kids here. Thats too many drinks!

[Mr. Cloudwhisker]

I'm kind of excited for the Moth Flight one, but I CAN'T WAIT for the Mapleshade one any longer. :3

[hqmary]

-snip-
Then Clodtail's disbelief in Starclan would be interesting.

Clodtail. That's... beautiful. Perfect. That's his official name now. Put it down! Next to Coxcombstar will be fine.

[sweet tooth]

-snip-
Then Clodtail's disbelief in Starclan would be interesting.

Clodtail. That's... beautiful. Perfect. That's his official name now. Put it down! Next to Coxcombstar will be fine.

OMG I SWEAR THAT WAS A SPELLING MISTAKE
BUT OMG YESSSSSS
I will never spell check again ;v;

[Silxe]

Mapleshade's backstory should be really good. She seemed a competent villian. When I was younger and reading Crookedstar's promise, Mapleshade was very surprising, and to this day, I really sympathize with her. Just in her paragraph of a backstory, it showed what happened to cats in forbidden relationships. I wish they did this with the new cats. I mean, Bluestar hid hers, and when found out, she was leader, and you know the whole word of leader is law biz. Plus she went nuts, and died shortly after. I think I would have been really cool if they exiled Crowfeather and Leafpool, forcing them to either die or live as rogues. And it would have been even better if Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Hollyleaf where exiled too. It would make a cooler story, all in all. But they got off with almost nothing. SNORE. Make something bad happen for this! Mapleshade was exiled and her kits died! Do that with some main characters in the new series!

[agathokakologic]

The Path of the Stars cover looks boring, I expected like
cool mystical ghostly Starclan cats
Stars
A moon
And as for the cat in the center, who the heck is it? Mature Thunder?
Mothflight's vision is eh, most of it is probably done already in DotC, but it'd be interesting to see past clan life.
Mapleshade's vengeance? What's that going to talk about? I hope it's like
her love for Appledusk and stuff

AND THAT POTS BLURB
SLASH
ANOTHER RANDOM VILLAIN, LIKE ONE-EYE
WHO SHARES THE NAME OF AN ELDER
RLLY
ANYHOW
HE CATCHES STAR FLOWER
SRSLY
NO
ONE
LIKES
STAR
FLOWER
DON'T
GIVE
UR
PREY
JUST
FOR
HER

[Dawn.]

Well... look what I found on facebook today. How surprising that most of them have semi-flattened ears.

Oh wow, Mapleshade? I never understood her background.

Hey guys, Mapleshade is new grumpy cat~

Honestly, I've never seen a more goofy look on a cat XD.

[Mr. Cloudwhisker]

Well... look what I found on facebook today. How surprising that most of them have semi-flattened ears.

Oh wow, Mapleshade? I never understood her background.

Hey guys, Mapleshade is new grumpy cat~

Honestly, I've never seen a more goofy look on a cat XD.

What about now? X3