You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else:Percabeth.)
You know who your "Parent" is
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (I saw this guy at Knott's....He looked
You just have to research more about greek mythology.
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor (One of them that see if you are crazy and try and help you), because you are so obsessed
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
thanks to [alex]
Update!!!
you tell people you're a demigod
you call your brother's pokemon cards mythomagic cards
whenever you see a buff guy you run up to him and yell "Ares!'
you tell your parents that they're not really your parents and that you're actually a demigod (i've done this)
you alter your appearance so to reflect one of the characters
you make a rainbow with the hose, thow money in and then jump and are mad because you got your clothes all wet (my friends and i did this)
you fall in love with a random character
you jump in the water in all of your clothes and are upset when you don't come out dry
you throw your food in the fire
you play capture the flag
you write numerous pointless fanfics about PJO
you cry when someone dies
you debate for hours on end who the last olympian is going to be
you give yourself a PJO related nickname
you talk for hours on end about greek mythology but no one has any clue as to what you're talking about
you are utterly convinced that your math teacher is a fury (i call mine The Fury behind her back)
you put on a Yankees cap and run up to the cookie jar and steal a cookie while your mom is watching.
You repeatedly try to uncap a pen and see if a sword comes out.
Tell your mom that you're a child of Athena by saying "Two plus two equals pi!"
Trying getting angry and try summoning undead warriors in a graveyard.
You say "Oh my gods" sometimes
You consider Page 203 sacred
You've read the books more than once AT LEAST
Try to wrestle with the toughest dude in school.
When lightning strikes,you yell,"ZEUS IS ANGRY!"and run around in panic.
You make your on Camp Half-Blood shirt with an orange shirt and a sharpie
You ask a kid that you think is a satyr what his favorite kind of tin can is
Every time you get made at someone you think is evil, you do the three clawed fingers over your heart
You shout "Bacchus Meas Vescimini" (Eat my pants) at people who make you mad
You curse in ancient greek
You wonder why they call the stuff in flowers "Nectar" (Hmm... I wonder...)
You order ambrosia at McDonalds
Your constantly looking for a group of old-fashioned looking girls so that you can join the huntresses.
You've made up lyrics to the campfire songs metioned Sea of Monsters (I am my own great-great-great-Grandfather, now isn't that swell! I am my own great-great-great Grandfather, and Zeus pushed me down a well -And it just keeps on going-)
you never call any of the gods or goddesses any thing bad in fear of them killing/torturing/or turning you into a jackalope.
if you see or hear the words "greek" or "mythology" you start hyperventalating, then yo have to read to listen to whatever it was
Hell just doesn't cut it anymore. If you have to say it, you use Hades. Or even better, Tartarus.
Oh, and everytime you hear a song, PJO charachters are dancing around in your head waving swords or notching arrows or posing dramatically in time to the music.
You know you're obsessed when, when you have to do a greek god project and go completely over the top for your Dionysus project by asking the principal if you can bring in nonalcoholic wine and plastic wine glasses and sharing it with the class, and he says yes, and you win the award for best presentation.
You know you're obsessed when you call your little dog Mrs. O'Leary. And he's a guy
You replicate Camp Halfblood during the summer with all of your friends
yeah or when everything and anything bad happens, you think: It was probably Percy, or another half-blood...
You go to hollywood and try to find the entrance to the underworld
You make "Percy Jackson playlists" on your mp3 player
you try to follow Tysons directions on how to get to the cyclopes forges...
you go to Miami and Long island and insist that everyone in a wheelchair show himself, thinking they are all centaurs.
You say "under the gods" instead of "under god" in the Pledge of Allegiance.
You tell people dragons aren't real,but insist the Greek gods are
You insist that the stars are in the form of a girl with a bow and arrow
You want to go to Long Island to find a hill witha pine tree on top to see if you can pass the borders
Instead of saying "For Pete's Sake" or something, you say "For Grover's Sake"
You know you're obsessed when you plan trips to the beach with all of your comrades so that you can get the full Percy experience.
You know you're obsessed when you stand in a pool of water waiting for the symbol of Poseidon to appear over your head.
You know our obseesed when you make a halfblood neckalace of your own
You know you're obsessed when you and your best friends vent on how they chose the wrong person for annabeth relentlessly. Or when you are 100% in love with the ocean because of percy, you love owls, you pray to Aphrodite to help get rid of a pimple, you constantly stare out of windows hoping to see through the mist and glimps a part of the mythical world, you dream in the PJO world, whenever you see a rainbow you say "Hi Iris!", you are always suspicious of middle aged men in wheel chairs with blankets over them, you go to those doll making websites and make little Percys and Annabeths and Thalias and everyone else, and you have many sketches of what you think they look like somewhere.
Wow thats a lot
^ thnx to MewMewJade
When you can recite the first book backwards and when you've got all the extra books: Demi god files and the ultimate guide..
^ thnx Kat Shadow
You know you love the Percy Jackson series when you have a dream that you're with him on the bottom of a pool seeing how long you can go.
You know you're obsessed when you scream, "TRAITOR OF ARTEMIS!!" whenever you see a jackalope.
^thnx Dogz101
i love it! i'll add those things on...
