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Hello and welcome to the adoption center! Oh, don't worry, I'm not actually mad. Just because I
put fancy dresses on spiders and insist people use royal titles when referring to them, well, that's
not mad. That's just being polite! In any case, feel free to look around, and if you have questions,
her majesty the queen of hearts will be glad to answer them. Here she is now!
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"This lunatic put a tiny crown on my head!"
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THE RULES
•---You may only adopt two pets every 24 hours!
•---The pets must be on your WISH LIST!
•---Only one of the pets may be uncommon or rare!
•---You must bump each time you adopt! (Except for COPPAs, they're excused.)
•---Please send a polite message with your trade. (COPPAs may send a preset message.)
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This adoption agency was founded because of all the generous people who helped me by letting
me adopt pets from their own adoption centers. Now that I have some extra, it's only fair to pay
it forward by giving them away as well. Please be kind and don't send angry or abusive messages.
Violators may be swarmed by impeccably dressed spiders.
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