Sparki's haus of poems!

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So I will be writing poems for an easy payment. Yeah its not art but the poems are mine and made by me and I have the right to take them back.
Why poems? Because I suck at art. >.>

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RULES:
NO stealing poems, these are for the owners right only.
I don't make happy poems!
Have fun!

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FORM:

Code: Select all

Username:
Whats the poem about?:
Payment:
Is this urgent? Or can you wait?:
How many paragraphs:

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Payments:

Currently I have two hoards:
An item hoard, which if you click the rabbit in my siggy, it will bring you right to the post of them, one item is worth one line.
And a purple pirate hoard.
Purple pirate:
PPS: Rare, worth 2 poems, 4 paragraphs each, or 1 8 paragraph poem GUPPS, uncommon, worth 4 lines.
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Also accepting these rare pets!
Rare Worth the same as the PPS purple pirate Rare worth the same as the PPS purple pirate Rare worth the same as the Purple pirate PPS Rare, worth the same as the Purple pirate PPS Rare, worth the same as the Purple pirate pps Rare, worth the same as the Purple PPS Rare worth the same as the Purple PPS.

Also accepting these uncommons!
Uncommon worth the same as the Purple pirate GUPPS