Trade Rant Thread [V.30][Read All the Rules Before Posting]

[Mewdove]

Starting to think I made a BIG mistake trading that person... because now they send me this trade: http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=33026816&userid=478833&signature=IBeOox0t4OGcbni01XZFZw
Their message: This is sorta fair because mines 202 and these are 2013! But edit if u want!
First off... *2012 *sort of *you *mine's
Second... it says in my rules I do not want horses... *sighs*
Still in a good mood so I take a look through their pets... just to find they have older pets(maybe not rare but still)so they should know how to make a trade fair...
I edit it to this: http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=33026909&userid=478833&signature=zwuww3zvDiEYYk1i08EFiQ
Well-... they cancelled the trade...
Their message: im sowwy I LOVE MA LION
*eye twitch eye twitch* bad. grammer.
*I'm *sorry *my

[amarok.]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... j_n6PCBvNw

Hi! I missed dis poor fluffy reindeer. Would this be OKay?

*Cancels without message.*

That pet was on their wishlist......what is it with these people?! These reindeer will NOT GO RARE! Sheez! All I want is this one outcome, and people are yelling at me! For Leo's sake, I've been offering people twice what that deer is worth and I'm still getting rude replies!

[hasu]

no. please don't.

[Mewdove]

So when I'm not looking for a cancer zodiac dog EVERYONE has one... but when I am? NO ONE HAS ONE!!!! ;-; I just want to offer a fair trade for one... you can even send a one sided suggestion... ;-;
*cries in corner*

[~Mia~]

Wakes up, checks chickensmoothie. Noticed I had 9 trades, so I gets excited but they just turned out to be cancels. U.U

[Inska]

Does something in my auction rules imply that I'm dumb?

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The best^^

Because I got all these bids in the same time as I got the 2 bids I didn't have to cancel right away. Gah.

[Mewdove]

The only people who I find with the cancer dog are Homestuck fans who I KNOW won't trade those dogs... ;-;

[Angelus Gaston]

I'm looking for another Shima Long Tail to go with Aries so I can dress it up like my main RP character Angelus ( cant get a Black Advent so ) every trade cancelled. I offer fair but nope it's not enough I got Aries for a fair why is it so hard know. This is going to be like the Raven Dog I can just see it.

[amarok.]

All I want is one, stupid reindeer outcome!!! People, it won't go rare!!!! In fact, it probably won't even hit uncommon! SHEEZ! Is that too hard? is it? is it??!!! What part of that can't you comprehend? I am offering well over twice what they are worth, in trade ups and yet all I get is rude messages! I'm not even hoarding!

[crossbow]

It's official. I'm going to cry.

I saw someone on the trade forum who had a lot of pages on their thread so I clicked on it. And then I clicked "Trade with me". They had THREE UR CHICKS. My ultimate dream right now. And the best pet I own is he UR Flower. And in their rules, it said...

RULES

1) Locked = NFT 2) No C$ for Main/September List Pets. Refer to C$ Guide for prices. 3) Rares list ONLY for Sunbacks/Coontails, good-demand trade downs, or good-demand overpay trade ups. 5) Don't offer me any fruit, zebras, tess horses, rats, butterfly wolves or bunnies on themainlist. And don't offer me a UR Flower/Pot T_T. 6) Read & follow rares list pets' names.

I know my rarities extremely well. I'm a very picky trader.

I have a complete pet collection on CS, so my WL is only hoard-related.

"If there's no benefit from your trade, I likely won't accept."

No UR Flowers. I've never been farther from my dream :c :c :c