Trade Rant Thread [V.30][Read All the Rules Before Posting]

[Cake.]

I want a BEG or a Coontail.
But I can't figure out how to get them???
Hnnnnnnnng.

[mars]

Someone just offered me an '08 advent, a bunch of other pets, some items I sorta want, and 60 C$ for my August PPS lion.
I really want to accept so badly, but I don't know.. I'm really attached to her and only have one of her
/cries/
What do I do ;n;
Why must this be so difficult?! I think that's major overpay right there..
PM me with what they think I should do please

[~Rick Sanchez~]

Are you flipping kidding me? You had no rules so I sent a suggestion asking what you wanted to offer for your supposed dreamie. Clthought ill help one out but you had no fair pets on my wl..... And you send it back as trade ready to accept the same way I sent it? If I wanted to gift you it wouldnt have been a suggestion....

[monty]

Gr8.

[Small Child]

Okay, so you didn't want to trade, but it WAS just a suggestion and you COULD have tried editing. I was offering what you were asking for, and was polite as possible. So no message was kind of rude. You could have at least told me why not, or what I did wrong. Jeezuz.

[Dissolve]

I wanna cry :;( http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... rFVUlk7liw

[Amberfly]

I want to accept your trade, person. It's really good. But since it's a suggestion, you have to get online in order for me to do so. Please get online?

[Lufi]

just...lol...
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 0CSvKausEA

[musicgurl333]

I say that I have 2C$ in my trade rules, and on my trading topic. Yet I keep getting trades that want more. I literally can't except...I don't have that much. I wish people would read my rules... *sigh*

Also, I'm just going to leave this here.

[Dragon Documentary]

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Pet's name: NEEEEEFT
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!
Name: Castiel (fallen angel)
HI, im Castiel, im the guardian of fair trades,
my owner hs gotten more then 50 unfair trades.
IF THE TRADE IS UNFAIR I WILL ASSASINATE U!!!!
ok, go ahead through this door.

___ you go through the next door and you see a lion.___
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name: Morgana (sorceress)
hello, im morgana, the guardian of the adoption center.
only 3 pets a day,
or ONE rare.
(sorry about castiel, she is crazy)
ok, you may only adopt 3 pets an hour, and u MUST send a message saying u wuld like to adopt. (coppa exscused)
so, go through the last door
____you go thrugh the final door____

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name: Ciera
hello, im ciera, I am the gaurdian of the locked groups, if u want a locked group pet, PM my owner, she will consider it..
so, ready to trade? go right ahead.....

WAIIIIIIITTTT!!! someone yells
you look behind you and see a reindeer.
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hello im unnamed, my owner says that if u want her to accept quicker, add lions, but be fair,
IF YOU ADD LIONS ITS A HUUUUGE BOOSTER TO ACCEPT ok,
bye, trad e away

have fun being reported for a death threat in your story rules >_>